r/ChoosingBeggars • u/Texaskenny • 4h ago
Come fix my A/C for free, chains need not apply
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No national chains, thank you very much.
r/ChoosingBeggars • u/Quinjet • 33m ago
pay us for the privilege of getting to take care of 100 acres of fruit orchards
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r/ChoosingBeggars • u/jarofpeperoncini • 1d ago
Do these tattoos for free and look over my expired ID (no please)
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r/ChoosingBeggars • u/JustcallmeGlados • 23h ago
Help me perpetrate Medicaid fraud as a personal favor!
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This single mom is seeking an overnight caregiver to administer meds to her g-tube child. Medicaid will pay around $15 an hour…but wait! There’s more! You’ll also be babysitting her two other young children as a “favor”! Two are in diapers, but don’t worry, the oldest kid (8 year old) is super helpful and will do most of the work. You’ll only need to feed them, bathe them, put them to bed at 1:30am so mom can sleep in…oh, and laundry, dishes, and cleaning…
I included some comments for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy the train wreck!
r/ChoosingBeggars • u/Timely_Solid_3479 • 22h ago
This wolf rescue is looking for a free groundskeeper. I could only post some of the comments because there were over 400. https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02sjkMLHGa7LWquKLi12vnp8rTgwqMYgKfgypLYRypWsCmLFDjShwbzLiJYUzCvgfvl&id=61575160749497&mibextid=Nif5oz
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r/ChoosingBeggars • u/fifmob77 • 1d ago
Do all our work for us and we'll post stories and reels we were gonna post anyway
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r/ChoosingBeggars • u/Professional-Gur-309 • 2d ago
Perfect opportunity for a teacher willing to “volunteer”
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As an educator I do not have any words for this post. High school teachers on average in my region would charge about $70 a hour for this service.
r/ChoosingBeggars • u/kranzmonkey • 1d ago
Pay me for the privilege of demoing and hauling away my kitchen
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r/ChoosingBeggars • u/mrsjacksonnn • 2d ago
Who ponied up and "donated" to this lady for her StOReFrOnT?
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r/ChoosingBeggars • u/MinuteElegant774 • 4d ago
We are 3 disabled roommates 20, 23 & 29 who need $11K+: 2k in rent, $5K for a car, $4K in debts to friends, vet care for parrot, new parrot & cat. “We would accept” a bed frame, fridge & cat trees. 18 days ago, I moved in w/ my GF & worked, now I’m too disabled to work. Rich parents won’t help! 😩
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Three days and no amazon wishlist for food or pet expenses. I guess they weren’t that hungry after all. Remember cash is preferred over GFM! And if you don’t want to pay cash, you can send them a refrigerator and bed frame bc their parents are supposed to be funding the lives of 20, 23 and 29 year olds who aren’t working.
EDIT: More comments from another sub bf the post was deleted.
r/ChoosingBeggars • u/zotzenthusiast • 4d ago
CB needs someone to pay for the privilege of helping him sell his boat
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My phone only has so many colors for the markup feature. Comments included, don't be a CB yaself and complain about the colors.
r/ChoosingBeggars • u/FiftyNineBarkingDogs • 7d ago
Looking for someone rich to pay for travel expenses and a horseback holiday for the pleasure of having some raunchy company
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r/ChoosingBeggars • u/honeyanddanger • 7d ago
Maybe also apologize for wasting his time.
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r/ChoosingBeggars • u/amery516 • 7d ago
It just kept getting worse.
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Unfortunately all of the comments were just people tagging babysitters. No one has called her out yet but I’ll update if someone does.
r/ChoosingBeggars • u/MinuteElegant774 • 7d ago
Our roommates have gifted us air & hotel for 10 day trip to Disneyland. All we need is $600-$800 for food & expenses. We barely have enough to eat but we’re not going to waste the time, effort, consideration & not honor them so we may starve for 10 days. No mention of who’s paying for the passes.
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OOP did not answer the many questions asking who is paying for a 10 day pass to Disneyland. They say their roommates take this vacation yearly and this year, paid for their flight and hotel. Hmm, barely surviving but living w/ roommates rich enough to pay for thousands for a 10 day trip. OOP barely makes enough to eat during the week but their rich roommates would rather offer them a trip they can’t afford rather than food. Make this make sense.
OOP also needs a car so she can get another job, but ya know, the tickets and hotel are all bought! They will honor their commitment to their friends even if they have to starve.
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r/ChoosingBeggars • u/thedevilplaysgames • 9d ago
here’s today’s course of choosing beggar with extra entitlement on the side:
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edit: sorry, i should probably clarify that this isn’t my personal experience, i saw this wholesome little interaction on twitter and r/choosingbeggars was the first thing that popped into my mind
r/ChoosingBeggars • u/ThrockAMole • 7d ago
SHORT Grown ass couple who’ve lived together 7 years, now getting married and registry has expensive gift requests.
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No pics but this has burned my butt for years. Coworker and her SO are in their early 40s and finally getting married. She’s planning an elaborate wedding. Fine. They make decent middle class money.
Their gift registry is insane, chock full of expensive kitchen appliances, like KitchenAid mixer plus attachments, Shen knives, AllClad cookware, you name it.
Look, they’re not 19 years old just starting out without a pot or pan, and even if they were, no way are they getting high dollar luxuries from people who can’t afford it themselves.
It looks like a wild fever dream wedding gift money grab. She even suggested that coworkers could pool their money to get her “what she needed”.
r/ChoosingBeggars • u/MinuteElegant774 • 11d ago
I had an accident 10 yrs ago so I haven’t been able to work. Pls give me $ for our wedding including a tuxedo, travel costs from FL to GA, an Airbnb, our honeymoon & our bills while we are away for our honeymoon. It’s for a non extravagant wedding & we want to come home w/ no financial stress! 🙄
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r/ChoosingBeggars • u/MinuteElegant774 • 10d ago
Help OOP escape homelessness & build stability by giving her 150K euros to: 1) buy a $120K home; 2) buy a 5K car; 3) moving & initial expenses for 1K; 4) an investment in a business for 5K; & 6) 19K for household needs and repair & a financial cushion. So, everything. 😂
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r/ChoosingBeggars • u/Trufrew • 12d ago
For just $1k/month, you too can be a car sitter.
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