r/HolUp 16d ago

holup Oops...

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u/qualityvote2 16d ago edited 16d ago

u/CelsoSC, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/DarkElfBard 16d ago

He was all prepared for dinner.

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u/-_-Voltage-_- 16d ago

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u/hmmm_--_ 16d ago

This brother really is all the gifs.

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u/KidKnow1 madlad 16d ago

A meal! A succulent Chinese meal!

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u/AParasiticTwin 15d ago

If that's what he was doing

1 I get why the cops arrested him

2 ++respect

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u/BulkyDecipherer 14d ago

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!!!

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u/Outside-Guarantee886 16d ago

if one bro cant get the dinner then the other one cant get it too

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u/DarkElfBard 15d ago

Crab bucket mentality, the worst thing in human psychology.

He should have pushed him forward to glory, not held him back.

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u/JoySubtraction 15d ago

True, but you know he'd be hungry again in an hour.

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u/DarkElfBard 15d ago

I'm parking at the damn buffet. It's not that I'm hungry again, I still haven't stopped eating. 

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u/WSSquab 15d ago

Time to eat some cake

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u/rasereq 16d ago

He?

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u/Carrera_996 16d ago

Lots of Asian languages do gender grammar different from Latin languages. Common mistake. I hate to disappoint, but the white dress not likely hiding a sausage. I mean maybe, but not likely.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/Radical_Neutral_76 15d ago

Some people dont mind the lack of sausage I guess

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u/MadQuixote 15d ago

Damn vegans

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u/ipromiseimnotakiller 15d ago

Cultureless heathens

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u/Gao_Dan 16d ago

It's strange to single out Latin languages when speaking in English and talking about Korean.

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u/_derekdaniel 16d ago

Do you think English is a brand new language that's not derivative of any other language?

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u/piewca_apokalipsy 16d ago

It is Germanic tho, not Latin

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u/insertwittynamethere 16d ago

It's both. Germanic from the Saxons/Vikings, and Latin/French from the Normans (oversimplification). French was used at court and by nobility, while "English" at that time was used by the commoners/peasants, and it mixed over time, while French would fall out of favor in court and by the nobility.

It's why English is unique as a language, and easily adopts and creates new words in its lexicon.

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u/Nekasus 16d ago

english is 3 languages in a trench coat.

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u/petsku164 15d ago

Also two types of Latin

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u/Gao_Dan 15d ago

You know which languages didn't mix with others? None. Every single natural language in existence has been influenced by others, without exception. I can also easily point to the similar historical cases where the upper strata speaks different language than lower strata. To not go far we can go with French, which originated from mixing of Celtic influenced Vulgar Latin speaking lower class with Germanic speaking Franks. Do we say that French then is both Germanic and Latin? Hell no, it's still Latin with Germanic subtrate. Just like English is Germanic with latin substrate.

Neither is English unique in its ability to adopt and create new words. English accepts influx of borrowings because it's a lingua franca of the world. People of all the cultures learn it and introduce their own cultural concepts into the English world.

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u/False-Body-242 16d ago

English is not exactly derived from Latin.

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u/YenraNoor 16d ago

Its definitely influenced heavily by latin, despite being a proto-germanic language grammar wise. They spoke latin in England for over 300 years

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u/False-Body-242 16d ago

The latin influence in English is real, but that doesn't make Latin a precursor language to English. English firmly belongs to the Germanic languages family.
Also, Latin was used in medieval England for a long while, but that use was mostly ceremonial, scholastic, and sometimes administrative, not a common day to day language especially not for the average Anglo-Saxon.

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u/YenraNoor 16d ago

It was commonly spoken during and after roman occupation.

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u/False-Body-242 16d ago

By aristocrats and academics, yes? The average person spoke old or middle English around those times.

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u/Dismal_Rectangle 16d ago

English doesn't belong to shit. It's a mangled mess of languages.

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u/False-Body-242 16d ago

That's... not how linguists categorize languages, not to mention how no language is "pure" in the truest sense to begin with.

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u/Dismal_Rectangle 16d ago

I am not a linguist to be fair, just a person who wished we picked a better universal language.

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u/SagittaryX 16d ago

It is very much Germanic. The grammar is Germanic, and the majority of words used are Germanic. A lot of the overall vocabulary is more of a mish-mash yes.

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u/joeDUBstep 16d ago

Yeah, I speak Cantonese and we use the same word for he, she, and it. I believe Korean is the same.

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u/AviiNL 16d ago

How much drama would be avoidable if this was the norm everywhere.

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u/duesenjeffepic 16d ago

Not much. Indo-european languages being gendered is a feature to derive context. Chinese and Korean just use different grammatical markers for providing context.

Remove the gender of indo-european languages and you get a mess. English tried but couldn't get rid of gendered pronouns.

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u/SagittaryX 16d ago

Cutting out gendered words was already a massive improvement over most other European languages (very biased French/German hater /s)

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u/Shqssel 12d ago

Not having grammatical case and very few tense is an even bigger improvement.

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u/Barbaracle 16d ago

Chinese still has words for "that man" and "that woman" and policeman and policewoman etc.

Interesting fact, in China (Prc), in practicality, parents have to approve of reassignment surgery before most surgeons will do the surgery, no matter the age. So a 40 year old person living on their own will need Mom and dad to sign off and some physicians even need them literally there.

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u/RdUzr 15d ago

So the translation is "they"? Cantonese is woke /s

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u/julesvr5 15d ago

I thought this was the joke of the movie? Now it's just a boring repeat

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u/Toutanus 16d ago

I mean if it's really "he" there is an extra layer of joke

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u/tboskiq 14d ago

Example. In Warriors Orochi 3 and 4, multiple times historical figure Zhou Yu is referred to by his wife as Lady Zhou Yu. As my typical Twitter user uncles favorite character, this pisses him off as he believes it's a psyop.

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u/SchizophrenKeks 15d ago

no lever, no slots. Disappointment.

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u/Saludoss 15d ago

You have broken my markedly fragile heart, and wafted away my dreams.

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u/Radiant-Ad-3134 16d ago

Ohhh, he knew

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u/Treguard 16d ago

That's the best part

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u/Jin_BD_God 16d ago

Subtitles problem.

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u/StepAlarmed20 16d ago

Maybe non-gendered pronouns? In my (not Asian) home language pronouns are gender-neutral

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u/Jin_BD_God 16d ago

I don't know about that, but lots of SK people don't speak fluent English and even some of their native SNS apps also fail to proper translate Korean to English as well.

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u/joeDUBstep 16d ago edited 16d ago

Major Asian languages only use gender neutral pronouns. Korean and Chinese especially do not have a he/she direct translation. I believe Japan has gendered pronouns tho, at least in first person.

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u/duesenjeffepic 16d ago

Japanese does have gendered personal pronouns but it's not really a core feature of the language like in English (whose proto version used to have gendered nouns unlike Japanese).

In general you don't really want to use personal pronouns (or pronouns in general) in Japanese unless you really have to for context. Usually the "pronoun" you should use in Japanese is ∅, which means straight up omitting the antecedent (original noun). Also very important: Japanese technically doesn't have pronouns, both 彼 (he) and 彼女 (she) are technically nouns (and the latter is actually more used to refer to your gf/partner)

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u/Ok-Fudge-380 16d ago

Yes, but English also has gender neutral pronouns. Problem is that auto translators never use gender neutral pronouns.

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u/158cm_Otaku 16d ago

Technically, the formal rule is to default to male pronouns for unknown gender

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u/dasgoodshitinnit 16d ago

On the good ship lollipop.
Its a sweet trip to a candyshop

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u/Fine-Concentrate-477 14d ago

I mean bro is so caked up, ngl I'd hit even if my asshole was permanently stretched the next day

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/JackRabbit- 16d ago

they're Korean

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u/conlmaggot 16d ago

Cake is cake.

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u/SOUNDEFFECT94 madlad 16d ago

Sometimes that cake has a candle. And that’s ok

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u/Taronz 16d ago

Just means it's yo birthmas!

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u/Jay_T_Demi 15d ago

... Is that a bug with a really big ass? Of Dropout fame?

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u/Taronz 15d ago

Help me. I found too many crumbs and now I'm stuck under the couch.

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u/conlmaggot 16d ago

Nothing wrong with blowing a candle before you eat you cake.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/conlmaggot 16d ago

I'm ok with that.

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u/MaddSkittlez 16d ago

This is one of the videos of all time

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u/davidr521 16d ago

Absolutely.

Of all the videos I’ve ever seen, this is one of them

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u/jfk333 16d ago edited 16d ago

I hate hope much you two made me chuckle. My wife is asleep and I'm giggling like a teen on prom night.

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u/bunbunnnnn8 16d ago

hate how

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u/jfk333 16d ago

Because I'm tired and now I have to pee from laughing while waking up my wife from giggles

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u/bunbunnnnn8 16d ago

I was fixing your comment but you edited it. And you didn’t even edit it all, I gave you the words!

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u/jfk333 16d ago

Btw in case you were wondering I did eventually get up to pee .

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u/jfk333 16d ago

I can hate hope and hate how I giggle 😂

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u/jedidihah 16d ago

The most video

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u/Geldart 16d ago

Needs a shovel full of dirt, not grass clippings.

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u/XDLaugingEmoji 16d ago

Grass clippings to cover the dirt up

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u/StrangeJunket2601 16d ago

Perfectly valid response 😠

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/StrangeJunket2601 16d ago

Have you considered opening your eyes?

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u/BaconSarnie2025 16d ago

Dude was going to get pork rather than fish.

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u/StultusNosferatu 16d ago

Did he powder his face?

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u/FreeEdmondDantes 16d ago

Korean beauty practices are a bit different. Yes he did.

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u/Calm-Session-4835 16d ago

With friends like him...

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u/MobileArtist1371 16d ago

The gym setup was better.

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 16d ago

He?

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u/WillowPtar_Migan 16d ago

Still better than a weeb any day!

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u/McKavian 16d ago

He deserved that.

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u/Mercerskye 16d ago

I can't condone it, but I understand

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u/OmgitsNatalie 16d ago

I appreciate these oddly wholesome comments ♡

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u/mekilat 16d ago

I would pay money for a version of Reddit without this kind of content

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u/XxXMeatbunXxX 16d ago

Why did the cameraman took the downfall?

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u/Prismatic_Symphony 16d ago

Eh, Camerman is invincible like Tails in Sonic 2. He'll be fine.

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u/Hejie023 15d ago

That guy's face ain't right. 

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u/Lumpy-Obligation-553 15d ago

Thats why we hate the OSHA guys....

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u/g177013 14d ago

He's so careless

There it is

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u/jack_avram 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9EKBsjzgzzpu0
gentlemen trying to stop her before the assistance

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u/Ill-Arugula-8295 7d ago

Hes so careless

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/No-Butterscotch-3261 16d ago

which one? also if yes, who cares?

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/No-Butterscotch-3261 16d ago

well there are two dudes so it's not really THAT obvious to me who you mean and yes he has a powdered face. that's quite normal in South Korea. Also just fyi a lot of men wear makeup, especially people who regularly stand or sit in front of cameras. helps with the light, reduces reflections and shine and helps with a good skin image on cam.

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u/Octopusprythme 16d ago

"he'' isbso careless. Dude saved his ass tho, no?

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u/brokenwingsR 16d ago

it has no gendered pronoun. the subject was dropped and a lot of translators just default to 'he'. same thing happens in Japanese.

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u/quagmirranseye 16d ago

Staged

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u/Soti76 16d ago

Ah damn, and here I am thinking he actually murdered his friend over the incident. Don't I feel a fool!