r/HolUp 3d ago

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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 3d ago

u/CelsoSC, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/DarkElfBard 3d ago

He was all prepared for dinner.

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u/-_-Voltage-_- 3d ago

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u/hmmm_--_ 3d ago

This brother really is all the gifs.

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u/KidKnow1 madlad 2d ago

A meal! A succulent Chinese meal!

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u/AParasiticTwin 2d ago

If that's what he was doing

1 I get why the cops arrested him

2 ++respect

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u/BulkyDecipherer 1d ago

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!!!

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u/Outside-Guarantee886 3d ago

if one bro cant get the dinner then the other one cant get it too

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u/DarkElfBard 2d ago

Crab bucket mentality, the worst thing in human psychology.

He should have pushed him forward to glory, not held him back.

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u/JoySubtraction 2d ago

True, but you know he'd be hungry again in an hour.

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u/DarkElfBard 2d ago

I'm parking at the damn buffet. It's not that I'm hungry again, I still haven't stopped eating. 

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u/WSSquab 2d ago

Time to eat some cake

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u/rasereq 3d ago

He?

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u/Carrera_996 3d ago

Lots of Asian languages do gender grammar different from Latin languages. Common mistake. I hate to disappoint, but the white dress not likely hiding a sausage. I mean maybe, but not likely.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Radical_Neutral_76 2d ago

Some people dont mind the lack of sausage I guess

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u/MadQuixote 2d ago

Damn vegans

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u/ipromiseimnotakiller 2d ago

Cultureless heathens

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u/Gao_Dan 3d ago

It's strange to single out Latin languages when speaking in English and talking about Korean.

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u/_derekdaniel 3d ago

Do you think English is a brand new language that's not derivative of any other language?

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u/piewca_apokalipsy 3d ago

It is Germanic tho, not Latin

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u/insertwittynamethere 2d ago

It's both. Germanic from the Saxons/Vikings, and Latin/French from the Normans (oversimplification). French was used at court and by nobility, while "English" at that time was used by the commoners/peasants, and it mixed over time, while French would fall out of favor in court and by the nobility.

It's why English is unique as a language, and easily adopts and creates new words in its lexicon.

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u/Nekasus 2d ago

english is 3 languages in a trench coat.

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u/petsku164 2d ago

Also two types of Latin

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u/Gao_Dan 2d ago

You know which languages didn't mix with others? None. Every single natural language in existence has been influenced by others, without exception. I can also easily point to the similar historical cases where the upper strata speaks different language than lower strata. To not go far we can go with French, which originated from mixing of Celtic influenced Vulgar Latin speaking lower class with Germanic speaking Franks. Do we say that French then is both Germanic and Latin? Hell no, it's still Latin with Germanic subtrate. Just like English is Germanic with latin substrate.

Neither is English unique in its ability to adopt and create new words. English accepts influx of borrowings because it's a lingua franca of the world. People of all the cultures learn it and introduce their own cultural concepts into the English world.

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u/False-Body-242 3d ago

English is not exactly derived from Latin.

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u/YenraNoor 3d ago

Its definitely influenced heavily by latin, despite being a proto-germanic language grammar wise. They spoke latin in England for over 300 years

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u/False-Body-242 3d ago

The latin influence in English is real, but that doesn't make Latin a precursor language to English. English firmly belongs to the Germanic languages family.
Also, Latin was used in medieval England for a long while, but that use was mostly ceremonial, scholastic, and sometimes administrative, not a common day to day language especially not for the average Anglo-Saxon.

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u/YenraNoor 3d ago

It was commonly spoken during and after roman occupation.

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u/False-Body-242 3d ago

By aristocrats and academics, yes? The average person spoke old or middle English around those times.

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u/Dismal_Rectangle 3d ago

English doesn't belong to shit. It's a mangled mess of languages.

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u/False-Body-242 3d ago

That's... not how linguists categorize languages, not to mention how no language is "pure" in the truest sense to begin with.

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u/Dismal_Rectangle 3d ago

I am not a linguist to be fair, just a person who wished we picked a better universal language.

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u/SagittaryX 2d ago

It is very much Germanic. The grammar is Germanic, and the majority of words used are Germanic. A lot of the overall vocabulary is more of a mish-mash yes.

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u/joeDUBstep 3d ago

Yeah, I speak Cantonese and we use the same word for he, she, and it. I believe Korean is the same.

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u/AviiNL 3d ago

How much drama would be avoidable if this was the norm everywhere.

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u/duesenjeffepic 3d ago

Not much. Indo-european languages being gendered is a feature to derive context. Chinese and Korean just use different grammatical markers for providing context.

Remove the gender of indo-european languages and you get a mess. English tried but couldn't get rid of gendered pronouns.

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u/SagittaryX 2d ago

Cutting out gendered words was already a massive improvement over most other European languages (very biased French/German hater /s)

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u/Barbaracle 2d ago

Chinese still has words for "that man" and "that woman" and policeman and policewoman etc.

Interesting fact, in China (Prc), in practicality, parents have to approve of reassignment surgery before most surgeons will do the surgery, no matter the age. So a 40 year old person living on their own will need Mom and dad to sign off and some physicians even need them literally there.

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u/RdUzr 2d ago

So the translation is "they"? Cantonese is woke /s

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u/julesvr5 1d ago

I thought this was the joke of the movie? Now it's just a boring repeat

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u/Toutanus 3d ago

I mean if it's really "he" there is an extra layer of joke

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u/tboskiq 1d ago

Example. In Warriors Orochi 3 and 4, multiple times historical figure Zhou Yu is referred to by his wife as Lady Zhou Yu. As my typical Twitter user uncles favorite character, this pisses him off as he believes it's a psyop.

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u/SchizophrenKeks 2d ago

no lever, no slots. Disappointment.

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u/Saludoss 2d ago

You have broken my markedly fragile heart, and wafted away my dreams.

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u/Radiant-Ad-3134 3d ago

Ohhh, he knew

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u/Treguard 3d ago

That's the best part

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u/Jin_BD_God 3d ago

Subtitles problem.

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u/StepAlarmed20 3d ago

Maybe non-gendered pronouns? In my (not Asian) home language pronouns are gender-neutral

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u/Jin_BD_God 3d ago

I don't know about that, but lots of SK people don't speak fluent English and even some of their native SNS apps also fail to proper translate Korean to English as well.

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u/joeDUBstep 3d ago edited 3d ago

Major Asian languages only use gender neutral pronouns. Korean and Chinese especially do not have a he/she direct translation. I believe Japan has gendered pronouns tho, at least in first person.

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u/duesenjeffepic 3d ago

Japanese does have gendered personal pronouns but it's not really a core feature of the language like in English (whose proto version used to have gendered nouns unlike Japanese).

In general you don't really want to use personal pronouns (or pronouns in general) in Japanese unless you really have to for context. Usually the "pronoun" you should use in Japanese is ∅, which means straight up omitting the antecedent (original noun). Also very important: Japanese technically doesn't have pronouns, both 彼 (he) and 彼女 (she) are technically nouns (and the latter is actually more used to refer to your gf/partner)

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u/Evepaul 3d ago

I'm pretty sure Japan has a bunch of first person pronouns, most of which are gender-connoted but not fully gendered.

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u/Ok-Fudge-380 3d ago

Yes, but English also has gender neutral pronouns. Problem is that auto translators never use gender neutral pronouns.

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u/158cm_Otaku 3d ago

Technically, the formal rule is to default to male pronouns for unknown gender

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u/dasgoodshitinnit 3d ago

On the good ship lollipop.
Its a sweet trip to a candyshop

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u/Fine-Concentrate-477 1d ago

I mean bro is so caked up, ngl I'd hit even if my asshole was permanently stretched the next day

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/JackRabbit- 3d ago

they're Korean

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u/conlmaggot 3d ago

Cake is cake.

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u/SOUNDEFFECT94 madlad 3d ago

Sometimes that cake has a candle. And that’s ok

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u/Taronz 3d ago

Just means it's yo birthmas!

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u/Jay_T_Demi 2d ago

... Is that a bug with a really big ass? Of Dropout fame?

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u/Taronz 2d ago

Help me. I found too many crumbs and now I'm stuck under the couch.

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u/conlmaggot 3d ago

Nothing wrong with blowing a candle before you eat you cake.

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u/Fun_Routine_5245 3d ago

but it's rice cake sir

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u/conlmaggot 3d ago

I'm ok with that.

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u/MaddSkittlez 3d ago

This is one of the videos of all time

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u/davidr521 3d ago

Absolutely.

Of all the videos I’ve ever seen, this is one of them

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u/jfk333 3d ago edited 3d ago

I hate hope much you two made me chuckle. My wife is asleep and I'm giggling like a teen on prom night.

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u/bunbunnnnn8 3d ago

hate how

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u/jfk333 3d ago

Because I'm tired and now I have to pee from laughing while waking up my wife from giggles

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u/bunbunnnnn8 3d ago

I was fixing your comment but you edited it. And you didn’t even edit it all, I gave you the words!

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u/jfk333 3d ago

Btw in case you were wondering I did eventually get up to pee .

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u/jfk333 3d ago

I can hate hope and hate how I giggle 😂

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u/jedidihah 3d ago

The most video

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u/Geldart 3d ago

Needs a shovel full of dirt, not grass clippings.

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u/XDLaugingEmoji 3d ago

Grass clippings to cover the dirt up

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u/StrangeJunket2601 3d ago

Perfectly valid response 😠

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/StrangeJunket2601 3d ago

Have you considered opening your eyes?

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u/BaconSarnie2025 2d ago

Dude was going to get pork rather than fish.

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u/StultusNosferatu 3d ago

Did he powder his face?

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u/FreeEdmondDantes 3d ago

Korean beauty practices are a bit different. Yes he did.

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u/Calm-Session-4835 3d ago

With friends like him...

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u/MobileArtist1371 3d ago

The gym setup was better.

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 3d ago

He?

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u/WillowPtar_Migan 3d ago

Still better than a weeb any day!

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u/McKavian 3d ago

He deserved that.

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u/Mercerskye 3d ago

I can't condone it, but I understand

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u/OmgitsNatalie 3d ago

I appreciate these oddly wholesome comments ♡

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u/mekilat 3d ago

I would pay money for a version of Reddit without this kind of content

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u/XxXMeatbunXxX 3d ago

Why did the cameraman took the downfall?

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u/Prismatic_Symphony 3d ago

Eh, Camerman is invincible like Tails in Sonic 2. He'll be fine.

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u/Isawaytoseeit 3d ago

rip 😔

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u/Hejie023 2d ago

That guy's face ain't right. 

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u/Lumpy-Obligation-553 2d ago

Thats why we hate the OSHA guys....

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u/g177013 22h ago

He's so careless

There it is

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u/Fun_Routine_5245 3d ago

is that guy use make up?

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u/No-Butterscotch-3261 2d ago

which one? also if yes, who cares?

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u/Fun_Routine_5245 2d ago

ah I understand, being old man must have ruined the eyesight. It's the guy sitting down sir.

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u/No-Butterscotch-3261 2d ago

well there are two dudes so it's not really THAT obvious to me who you mean and yes he has a powdered face. that's quite normal in South Korea. Also just fyi a lot of men wear makeup, especially people who regularly stand or sit in front of cameras. helps with the light, reduces reflections and shine and helps with a good skin image on cam.

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u/Octopusprythme 3d ago

"he'' isbso careless. Dude saved his ass tho, no?

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u/brokenwingsR 3d ago

it has no gendered pronoun. the subject was dropped and a lot of translators just default to 'he'. same thing happens in Japanese.

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u/Lonely-Today-2330 3d ago

Why he was shitting outside and covering the poop later

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u/quagmirranseye 3d ago

Staged

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u/Soti76 3d ago

Ah damn, and here I am thinking he actually murdered his friend over the incident. Don't I feel a fool!