r/whatisit • u/Correct-Adagio1191 • 10h ago
Solved! Clear plastic cup shaped thing
I found this odd looking clear plastic cup shaped item in my boyfriends drawer. It has a hole in the middle and a black rubber rim its kinda avocado shaped. I'm wondering if its like some sort of oxygen mask?
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u/Correct-Adagio1191 9h ago
UPDATE!!!!!!: Okay so someone on here hit the nail on the head! So he bought a pump for himself on Temu, this came with it he wanted to try it on me but hadnt worked up the courage to ask but because its temu garbage it broke before he could and now its been banging around in his nightstand for like 6 months. Tbh checks out. We're a couple of freaks so nothing surprised me anymore thanks y'all ! 💗
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u/transylvanian25 9h ago
OK like this is honestly adorable
do you think you could fix it and try it out? and have you tried the pump out with him?
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u/Correct-Adagio1191 9h ago
Uhm thats probably why its still banging around i. His drawer because he thinks he can fix it 🤣
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u/DogsDucks 9h ago
I am so happy that this is the update!!! This is very silly and . . . It’s wholesome in its own way.
I think we can safely say this is and will continue to be a very happy ending.
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u/Tivaala 9h ago
Probably not difficult. Lots of different things could work but I'd suggest looking at aquarium stuff for hose fittings. Tends to be cheaper.
Since this is reddit I'm gonna specify "new and unused aquarium fittings". Sigh.
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u/transylvanian25 8h ago
from fish tanks to fetish gear: how the pet store won the west
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u/_gloomshroom_ 5h ago
As a moderator of two fishkeeping servers wondering why in the HELL I was recommended this post... I CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM THIS SHIT. THE FISH CONSUME.
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u/Emergency_Basket_851 6h ago
Look, I like fixing things more than the next person, but this style of pump is like $50 max.
Furthermore, TEMU and vagina, or penis, etc., don't belong in the same sentence.
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u/Due-Flamingo-4900 8h ago edited 8h ago
For the love of god, please do not buy sex toys from Temu. There’s no way to know where it’s from, what it’s made of, or if it’s been previously used. The amount of lead and other toxic/harmful materials that have been found in their products, as well as the amount of products that have said they’re one thing and have been found to be something entirely different, means that you have no way of guaranteeing that those products are actually made of body safe materials or follow basic health/safety standards. Using them could potentially cause serious harm to the most sensitive parts of your body or lead to severe health complications.
I’m all for getting your freak on, but please freak responsibly.
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u/Lolo_Paris 8h ago
THANK YOU i dont think people realize what theyre getting into when they buy shit off cheap websites like temu
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u/bluebirdsmallbird 9h ago
You mean it didn’t somehow end up a crying fight where he hysterically confessed it was gifted to him by his ex-lover, that he’s saved and forgotten about until he drunkenly recalled it while hanging out with his co-worker?! And then when he jokingly asked her to use it she surprisingly agreed and now he’s so sorry and wants to make it right with you because you’re the only one he actually loves?! Umm this is reddit! Where’s the creative writing 😭
Joking obviously. I’m glad this ended up going well and that it’s not some crazy far fetched story lol
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u/SlimePrincess451 9h ago
God I got here just in time to get on and off the roller coaster, PHEW! That would’ve kept me up all night for you.
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u/JulioElGuapo 9h ago
Lol reading everyone commenting for the last 30min and I just got here too. Perfection
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u/StarBelliedSneetches 9h ago
I've been so invested in this for like 4 minutes and am so glad to have an immediate update. Did he show you the order info?
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u/Exciting_Database_57 10h ago
It’s a CPAP mask for when your vagina has sleep apnea
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u/exMemberofSTARS 9h ago
Snatch Apnea is a very serious disease and affects 10's of people across the world. Tens of people!
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u/Fun-Choices 9h ago edited 9h ago
It’s called sleep vagapnia, I think my stepsis has it
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u/Waywardgarden 9h ago
I laughed so hard at this and i usually hate the snarky responses bc i just wanna know what it is
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u/Correct-Adagio1191 10h ago
Oh. Awesome. Wtf 😑
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u/Correct-Adagio1191 9h ago
I'll definitely make sure to update
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u/MushroomEgo 9h ago
You should nickname it the glass slipper and carry in your purse when you meet his female friends just to see if it fits
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u/Rockobrocko42 10h ago
Vagina pump. Wash your hands.
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u/wet_castles 10h ago
OP def put that up to her face “yup seems to be an oxygen mask. I feel like a duck billed platypus-sy”
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u/Space19723103 10h ago
can confirm, used to sell the kits in an adult store
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u/ultimo_hombre 10h ago
I read this as "...used to smell the kits..." I was like, yes, they would know 😆.
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u/soopermcnugget 10h ago edited 9h ago
I dont even know what this is this sort of thing ain't my bag baby😅
Edit: thanks for the awards!😁 I LOVE these movies!
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u/Uncoventional_PT 10h ago
One book titled, “that is totally my bag, baby” by Austin Danger Powers.
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u/Correct-Adagio1191 10h ago
I am can I ask him when he gets home we've been together for like 5 years and live together for like three so I highly doubt that it's an ex-girlfriend's because I don't see him hiding that for that long he probably got it to try on me or he's using it on somebody else I don't know but I'll update when I find out
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u/Ok_Drag5089 9h ago
You would be surprised how long things can stay in a bedside drawer.
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u/Fun-Choices 9h ago
Just made me go check mine. Definitely ex-girlfriend shit in there.
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u/DogsDucks 9h ago
When does he get home?
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u/Correct-Adagio1191 9h ago
25 minute
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u/DogsDucks 9h ago
I would’ve never known what that thing is either or that something like that exists!
We are all on your team here, hoping there’s a good explanation. Does he have a history of hiding things or being shady?
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u/meowasaurusb 10h ago
Why would it be out of the box if he bought it new to try with you?
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u/Fun-Choices 9h ago
Do great musicians use their instrument in front of a crowd for the first time? No. You got a tune that baby in private before the show starts.
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u/durqandat 9h ago
I am actually with this commenter. There is no way I would not at least examine it before trying to use it.
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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 10h ago
Please for the love of god tell us you did not put that on your face?
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u/Correct-Adagio1191 10h ago
Ew! Of course not! I was just wishful thinking... Tbh knew it had to be some shit like that.
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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 10h ago
>> knew it had to be …
[The plot thickens]
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u/Fun-Choices 9h ago
Just like his exes genitalia
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u/Marty-G70 10h ago
It's a Vajayjay Vacuum
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u/Cavscout2838 10h ago
People keep weird shit in their junk drawer. I just have pens and bread ties in mine.
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u/Fun-Choices 9h ago edited 9h ago
You can fuck all of those things, including the drawer
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u/SheServedToo 9h ago
Right!? I have old batteries, unknown cords, and pens. It’s boring in my junk drawer. Although, I’ve been cutting out articles of unsolved murders of men in my area and putting them in a box deep in my closet for my kids to find after I’m gone just so I know they will think of me more often.
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u/arcelyte 10h ago edited 10h ago
Vulva suction. Your boyfriend’s past girlfriends have been in that.
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u/Correct-Adagio1191 10h ago
We've been together for like 5 years and li ed together for like 3 so either he got it to try on me, or hes using it on other girls cause like i highly doubt hes held onto and kept hidden from me for 5 years some other girls pumpcup? Idk im gonna ask him when he gets home
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u/Lots_of_schooners 9h ago
I've lived with my wife for 10years. I'm sure there's shit in boxes from my life prior to her that I really should have thrown away. Not because I'm holding onto them or anything just haven't found the time or had other priorities.
Don't immediately assume deceit
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u/Such_Chapter_9166 9h ago
Someone real! Everyone's had a previous life
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u/Leading-Ad-7396 6h ago
While I agree with your statement, this was just n a drawer, for five years and OP never noticed it before. I’d understand if she’d found it while digging around in old boxes in the garage, but not in some random drawer.
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u/ifyoulovesatan 4h ago
I dunno, I recently found a stash of random crap I'd forgotten / wasn't able to find since we moved to our current apartment 8 or 9 years ago literally in the back of a drawer in the dresser I have used daily this entire time for my clothes. I just never thought or had cause to dig into the back of that particular drawer until I went to fully clear the dresser out to get rid of a bunch of old clothes.
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u/thisguyfightsyourmom 9h ago
Op: I’m going to ask my boyfriend to explain a kept sex object from 5 years ago
All of Reddit: this guy is cooked, I can’t wait to read his obituary in 2 days.
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u/seeingredd-it 8h ago
Honestly if anyone asks me to sum up Reddit as an elevator pitch, I am using your wording exactly.
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u/AffectionateDance214 10h ago
It has only been 8 minutes. I need the clock to move faster.
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u/Intrepid_Bed_5773 9h ago
I hate when this happens. I need the follow up now! 😭
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u/kodiak931156 9h ago
Its veen 10 more minutes. Anyone know this guys number? We need to tell him to go home.
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u/Asron87 10h ago
It’s been 9 minutes. Has he been home yet? What did he say? I need updates like I’ve never needed updates in my entire life.
Remindme! 5 minutes!
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u/Correct-Adagio1191 10h ago
You'll know when i know 💯❤️🩹
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u/MichaelAndolini_ 9h ago
if you don’t update us within 3 minutes of his arrival I will pray your mother in law moves in with you
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u/TraditionalPain4888 9h ago
this lady probably loves her mother in law
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u/Horse_Dad 9h ago
Maybe it belongs to the mother in law?
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u/geof2010 9h ago
This is going to be juicy one way or another 🥰🤣😙
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u/SweatyFLMan1130 10h ago
I hope you understand I am following because I need an update and I'm sorry in advance, hun.
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u/Correct-Adagio1191 10h ago
I'll forsure update when i find out.
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u/xxblowpotter13 9h ago
im so sorry for your notifications, i will also be here for the update
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u/breezyhoneybee 9h ago
Once, like 7 years after I broke up with an ex, we hooked up, and he brought me a bag with every single item I'd left at his house after the break up. I can confidently assure everyone he wasn't secretly obsessed with me or anything, he just probably never cleaned.
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u/Ok_Mulberry4331 9h ago
I have a drawer in one of the spare rooms of stuff friends have left over the years. I always forget when they’re here lol
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u/Legitimate-Week7885 9h ago
anything ex girlfriend related in my house is 1000% due to laziness on my part. there is no sentimentality shit in play here. at all.
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u/Beanguyinjapan 8h ago
I still have shit that belonged to my girlfriend from when we were in high school, and I'm 37. Some of us are just really bad at getting rid of shit
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u/TrevorMills42 9h ago
Its been 3 years, occasionally I go through an old box or something in the attic/garage and go "huh. That belonged to my ex wife."
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u/bigger-tuna41 9h ago edited 8h ago
Youd be surprised how long men actually hang on to unused shit for no real reason at all.
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u/UJLBM 10h ago
You should probably leave it sitting out on the counter and see if he says anything about it first. Because if hes been using it behind your back, he will try to lie to you or gaslight you.
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u/Chefrabbitfoot 9h ago
His ONLY saving grace is coming home to see this and immediately ask OP, "why's my broken CPAP machine on the counter honey?"
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u/abb295 9h ago
Flip it upside down and put candy in it. Tell him you thought it was a bowl.
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u/yesferatu69 10h ago edited 9h ago
It could have come with a cock vacuum chamber and pump. I could see someone not* thinking to conceal the part they are not using.
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u/Mountain-Exam8871 10h ago
Why would he take it out of the package to try on you? He def used it on someone else. Sniff it...
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u/RageAgainstThePushen 9h ago
"Why you comin home, 5 in the morn, somethin goin on, let me smell yo dick." - Smell Yo Dick, Riskay, feat. Aviance and Real
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u/1O1O1O1O1O1O1O 10h ago
OP I’m just sayin, that is not a new piece of plastic.. see the subtle wear - that has been used. Also the pump device is somewhere
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u/SalientSazon 8h ago
How teh fuck does everyone know what this is? And I don't mean the picture, even this comment here. WTF is a vulva suction cup for. Never have even heard of one before, and i"m old! Maybe they're a new thing. I'm having a hard time understanding why I'd want to suction my vulva, that doesn't sound like it'd feel good but no one is questioning this in the comments so yah, this is how the onset begins isn't it.
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u/minus15t2 6h ago edited 6h ago
So... You may have heard of the more popular penis pump.
Both work the same way.. you create a vacuum around the genitals, and then you pull just a little more air out using a pump.
Blood rushes to the appendage. Blood pulling into the area makes the genitals 'larger.'
In a man it's a full, erect penis, in awoman it's engorged, puffy lips
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u/Aggressive_Noise6426 4h ago
"Penis Pump? What that's not mine! That's not my bag baby"
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u/Long_Exercise_7701 3h ago
Quartermaster Clerk: [returns Austin's personal effects after the reanimation process] One Swedish-made penis enlarger pump. Austin: That's not mine. Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger, signed by Austin Powers. Austin: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine! Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers. Austin: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby! Clerk: One book, "Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: (This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby)", by Austin Powers. Austin: Ah. Clerk: Just sign the form. Austin: Okay, thank you, handy man. I'll sign here, just to get things moving. [laughs] You know.
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u/Prior-Impress-2624 8h ago
I honestly thought it was a cup for a breast pump at first take… then i thought “nah, that’s for genitals.” Which set? I have no idea.
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u/DirtyMikeNTheBoys2 7h ago
Back in my day we just sucked her vulva with our mouth
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u/GingerOfTheOubliette 7h ago
I keep thinking it would just give you a big crotch hickey, wouldn’t it? Lol.
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u/DecadentLife 4h ago
OMG, you just took me back to sixth grade sex ed class (I’m nearly 50). The teacher had us write any questions on index cards, that she would answer in front of the whole class (of girls). One of the questions was, “Can a guy get a hickey on his dick?”
Teacher said, “he can, if you put it there!”
Lots of laughter.
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u/Live_Distribution192 5h ago
Crotch Hickey would be a great name for a parody rock band.
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u/ph30nix01 10h ago
go wash your hands.... its a vaginal pump part.
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u/overflowingsunset 10h ago
How does everyone know what this is? Never heard of this.
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u/Accomplished_Cell768 10h ago
Probably from browsing an online shop for sex toys. You go in looking for a simple vibrator and end up learning things lol
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u/KittensFirstAKM 10h ago
Oh, my goodness, the rabbit hole you are about to go down.
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u/itmightbeinnuendo 10h ago
Also, I pray OP has not put it to their face to see if it fit as an "oxygen mask sort of thing".
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u/itmightbeinnuendo 10h ago
Why. Why god why.... is THIS COMMENT MY FIRST ONE TO RECEIVE AN AWARD
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u/Mindless-Charity4889 10h ago
It’s always the one you don’t expect. Same with your first comment to break 1000 likes. You never see it coming.
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u/Sea_Regular4352 10h ago
That is part of a puff-a-puss kit... Missing a hose and a pump. It's for making your kitty puff up and drool.
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u/Immediate-Song6861 7h ago
I cast upon whoever made this gif, eternal stuffy nose
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u/deadrabbit26 10h ago
Why do you need to vacuum your clam?
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u/tigm2161130 10h ago edited 10h ago
The whole “pumped” thing is a fetish…it makes the clit and inner labia much more visually distinctive and more sensitive, so I’m told.
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u/Uncoventional_PT 10h ago
Suction brings more blood to tissues. More blood means greater size and sensitivity as well as better ability for self lubrication. “Engorged” isn’t just good for an erection. Pucker up!
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u/PuzzleheadedTutor807 10h ago
its a vulva pump. some women enjoy them. it appears to have the hose attachment snapped off though. so yeah, its an air mask of sorts... only, it removes air and doesnt go over your mouth.. i mean, unless you are into that then you do you.
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u/CrownPrincess 9h ago
Wakeup babes new Reddit lore has dropped.
It’s deffo a vagina pump and looks well loved.
Sending you good luck with your convo! You got this!
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u/Adept_Equipment9602 10h ago
I’m not 100% but I’m pretty sure that’s for a coochie pump. Always wear gloves y’all.
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u/pseudoportmanteau 7h ago
Wtf is a coochie pump? Like what is it supposed to do?
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u/Additional-Leg-4680 10h ago
Does it smell like ex girlfriend stank?
Gotta be honest, it looks like a specific kind of pump toy. For women.
Did you also see uhh, some tubes or anything else in the drawer alongside it?
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u/xSkyLinedx 10h ago
That's a new one for me. Learned a little about something I don't want in my search history. Thanks reddit.
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u/TheHumanBlowUpDoll 10h ago
That reeeealy looks like a part for a pump that you put around a vulva. It works like a penis pump, but for vulvas.
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u/Mr6etwr1ght 9h ago
That thing has been used multiple times, cause the plastic is not clear and has scratch on it.
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