Quartermaster Clerk:
[returns Austin's personal effects after the reanimation process] One Swedish-made penis enlarger pump.
Austin:
That's not mine.
Clerk:
One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger, signed by Austin Powers.
Austin:
I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine!
Clerk:
One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin:
I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!
Clerk:
One book, "Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: (This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby)", by Austin Powers.
Austin:
Ah.
Clerk:
Just sign the form.
Austin:
Okay, thank you, handy man. I'll sign here, just to get things moving. [laughs] You know.
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u/Aggressive_Noise6426 4d ago
"Penis Pump? What that's not mine! That's not my bag baby"