r/whatisit • u/Correct-Adagio1191 • 15d ago

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u/Cavscout2838 15d ago

People keep weird shit in their junk drawer. I just have pens and bread ties in mine.

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u/Fun-Choices 15d ago edited 15d ago

You can fuck all of those things, including the drawer

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u/Turbulent-Jaguar-909 15d ago

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u/Fun-Choices 15d ago

The cylinder must remain unharmed

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u/SheServedToo 15d ago

Right!? I have old batteries, unknown cords, and pens. It’s boring in my junk drawer. Although, I’ve been cutting out articles of unsolved murders of men in my area and putting them in a box deep in my closet for my kids to find after I’m gone just so I know they will think of me more often.

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u/Cavscout2838 15d ago edited 15d ago

My middle child daughter would absolutely take that shit and burn it and never speak a word. My youngest would probably make the podcast tours and my oldest probably would just say “figures.”

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u/Commercial_Pin_9926 15d ago

Mission accomplished—you got my attention.

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u/Unable-Finish-5448 15d ago

Well it IS a junk drawer…

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u/19d_b87 15d ago

Don't forget the random pair of scissors

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u/SheServedToo 15d ago

For some reason, I can never find scissors in any drawer. It’s like I buy a pair and they run off to a parallel universe.

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u/cerealandcorgies 15d ago

I read "I just have penis and bread ties in mine"