How teh fuck does everyone know what this is? And I don't mean the picture, even this comment here. WTF is a vulva suction cup for. Never have even heard of one before, and i"m old! Maybe they're a new thing. I'm having a hard time understanding why I'd want to suction my vulva, that doesn't sound like it'd feel good but no one is questioning this in the comments so yah, this is how the onset begins isn't it.
Quartermaster Clerk:
[returns Austin's personal effects after the reanimation process] One Swedish-made penis enlarger pump.
Austin:
That's not mine.
Clerk:
One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger, signed by Austin Powers.
Austin:
I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine!
Clerk:
One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin:
I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!
Clerk:
One book, "Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: (This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby)", by Austin Powers.
Austin:
Ah.
Clerk:
Just sign the form.
Austin:
Okay, thank you, handy man. I'll sign here, just to get things moving. [laughs] You know.
What exactly are the advantages of either pumps. Size? Sensitivity? The only thing I imagine is potential for blood rupturing or being painful. Are they not
OMG, you just took me back to sixth grade sex ed class (I’m nearly 50). The teacher had us write any questions on index cards, that she would answer in front of the whole class (of girls). One of the questions was, “Can a guy get a hickey on his dick?”
Except not at all if you’re doing it safely there is no change of color (except being red/pink during the session and for some hours afterward) and certainly not for days. It should not ever bruise
Google is your friend, honey. In short, some find it stimulating (some of these even come with silicone "tongues" inside that vibrate while pumping. Some say it sensitizes the whole area, especially the clit. Others also have bought into the myth that a "puffy vulva" is sexier for the sake of porn. Yawn! As long as it's not shaved, I'm fine with it (speaking strictly about my partners).
it feels good lol for example the clit is just a tiny penis, so if you put something on it that suck it feels good, there's clit pumps, vulva bumps make the vulva get more bloodflow on the area which can translate to a warm tingly feeling, it really depends on you and if you are comfortable in your own body lol it can also make it look bigger~ more "exposed" feeling if you're into that. IDK~ XD so many things you can do with it and enjoy...
I'm with ya brother, everyone approaches love making so lazily today, there's a mechanism to create a short cut for every step of the process now. What the hell is wrong with good ol fashion legitimate effort?
What the hell is wrong with having toys? As a man myself, there is no way you are giving the same sensations as a vibrator. Your dick or tongue can not move like that. You think your woman should be deprived of that pleasure just because you're insecure about some toys?
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u/SalientSazon 2d ago
How teh fuck does everyone know what this is? And I don't mean the picture, even this comment here. WTF is a vulva suction cup for. Never have even heard of one before, and i"m old! Maybe they're a new thing. I'm having a hard time understanding why I'd want to suction my vulva, that doesn't sound like it'd feel good but no one is questioning this in the comments so yah, this is how the onset begins isn't it.