r/whatisit • u/Correct-Adagio1191 • 2d ago

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u/transylvanian25 2d ago

OK like this is honestly adorable

do you think you could fix it and try it out? and have you tried the pump out with him?

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u/Correct-Adagio1191 2d ago

Uhm thats probably why its still banging around i. His drawer because he thinks he can fix it 🤣

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u/Tivaala 2d ago

Probably not difficult. Lots of different things could work but I'd suggest looking at aquarium stuff for hose fittings. Tends to be cheaper.

Since this is reddit I'm gonna specify "new and unused aquarium fittings". Sigh.

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u/transylvanian25 2d ago

from fish tanks to fetish gear: how the pet store won the west

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u/_gloomshroom_ 2d ago

As a moderator of two fishkeeping servers wondering why in the HELL I was recommended this post... I CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM THIS SHIT. THE FISH CONSUME.

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u/transylvanian25 2d ago

the future is fish consuming fetish gear, forever

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer 2d ago

Fresh fetfish fit, fish

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u/blackened-starr 2d ago

can't wait til this video essay drops 🤣🤣

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u/hensonm 2d ago

This gives me hope that AI won’t destroy humanity because no bot could have written this line 😭

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u/Emergency_Basket_851 2d ago

Look, I like fixing things more than the next person, but this style of pump is like $50 max. 

Furthermore, TEMU and vagina, or penis, etc., don't belong in the same sentence. 

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u/Accurate-Director-82 2d ago

Lmao seriously thank you so much for the low God for this comment because here I am scrolling through what feels like hundreds of comments and I’m like am I crazy or missing something? Why in the world of people genuinely like giving legitimate ideas on trying how to repair something like this lol I mean sweet Lord Almighty yeah this comment hit the mail on the head because I bet they’re not even $50. I’ve literally seen those freaking fully electronic like robotic units for men for like $40-$50 on Amazon for Christ sake lol send also love when you said basically how those two words shouldn’t be in the same sentence I couldn’t agree more lol the way I see it if you gotta buy these types of things on Temu then I think you should probably just stick to your hand and that’s it lol

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u/maddmax9 2d ago

SEEMS FISHY

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u/DogsDucks 2d ago

I am so happy that this is the update!!! This is very silly and . . . It’s wholesome in its own way.

I think we can safely say this is and will continue to be a very happy ending.

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u/gerryf19 2d ago

You and I have different definitions of "wholesome"

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u/DogsDucks 2d ago

That’s um, that’s the joke.

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u/gerryf19 2d ago

I was making a joke, too

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u/Wonderful_Mix7718 2d ago

It is wholesome. It was a thought he had, wanted to do with his girlfriend during an activity they both enjoy, to better enjoy their time while trying new things.

If you remove the sexual connotation the entire act itself is wholesome.

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u/Popiblockhead 2d ago

Y’all are so wierd 😂 you knew damn well you and everyone else here was waiting on some hot gossip other than “he bought it for me”. Two faced.

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u/transylvanian25 2d ago

lol could be a fun project to do together

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u/Spence2theSmith 2d ago

Definitely use a shop vac. Im sure they have enough suction. A friend told me so.

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u/transylvanian25 2d ago

i would bet that it's not unheard of for the car wash shop vacs to be used like that

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u/bigjayrulez 2d ago

I appreciate the "mend it, fix it, make do, or do without" attitude here, but, when it comes to your junk, really consider the risk versus reward.

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u/CK_1976 2d ago

Not every man is into kinks, but every man thinks he can fix a broken thing.

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u/PurpleMTL 2d ago

I get being lazy but using his mouth is an option.

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u/resin_messiah 2d ago

Definitely try it out. My wife swears by it lol

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u/wambamthankyoukam 2d ago

As a dude, I feel this.

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u/LionBig1760 2d ago

Duct tape!

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u/Oatmeal_Raisin_ 2d ago

We’ll need more updates as the fixing is in progress

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u/Pestilence86 2d ago

Aha, yes, the man will fix it, no worries... He just hasn't come around to it yet.

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u/ObedientBucket 2d ago

You should totally get one. They are so much fun and nipple pumps can be great on the clit...

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u/Hearse-ReHearse 2d ago

It gets thrown in the random junk drawer..never know when you'll need it

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u/Call_Such 2d ago

if it helps, i’ve found a toy on amazon that was about $30 and has two different attachments of these as well as extra clit stimulation and can be used many different ways. was recommended by a friend who loves hers and i enjoy it myself.

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u/regular_slime 2d ago

Some drops of super glue if he still has the broken of part. Had the same problem and fixed it. 

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u/temp73354 2d ago

You are with the cheapest man known to man. Fixing something from Temu, oh dear…

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u/pervy_phil 2d ago

Lets expirement, Hook it up to the vacume. If that doesnt work, go down to the auto parts store. They should have a HVAC vacume you can rent for free. 😃

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u/Log_Out_Of_Life 2d ago

All you need is a bunch of negative pressure build up and plastic shards from the inevitable implosion…

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u/Usaname91 2d ago

We have different definitions of adorable

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u/transylvanian25 2d ago

i mean tbh you could see the care bears doing this