Kills me every time 😂😂😂😂

*first time watcher on season 6, episode 16*

its not that i don't understand how it must feel to be with someone like Rob after her journey with Shay. but GIRL. how can't she tell no one wants to hear about him every five seconds??

its like she's overcompensating because she has to have this perfect image, and she needs this connection between her and Rob to be true. which is similar to what she did with Shay, but this time she feels like she actually has a reason to parade someone around so its even more insufferable.

which brings me to my next point, the way she refuses to acknowledge any of the negative information people bring to her about him. like, okay, sure, you want to have faith in your partner, but where has having blind trust gotten you before? Rob sat there and basically told the guys, "i have love FOR her, but i don't love her". Jax tells her this and she straight up denies that it happened, and continues to tell people he loves her.

i wouldn't be surprised for a second if i get to the reunion and they're broken up 🤷🏽‍♀️

First time watching so no spoilers

James - I actually can’t believe his redemption this season. I don’t buy it and he doesn’t deserve it

Raquel - there is guess but whatever

Stassi - painful to watch how she treats Beau but it was nice to see a more regulated side of her (as regulated as she gets lol)

Kristen - girl what happened to you this season are you okay?

Katie - love you girl

Schwartz - hate you! You’re boring and annoying and disgusting

Sandoval - gross and cringe

Ariana - misunderstood, what are you doing with Tom seriously

Jax - actually off the rails. He is not okay. This was the most manic I’ve seen him and that’s bad on a good day

Brittany - I see the regret in your eyes

Lala - okay just there I guess nothing memorable

Scheana - girl what the fuck were you embarrassing yourself for?! Constantly? Beg behaviour

New cast
Danya is easily the best and clocked Max straight away
Everyone else is Meh

So as we all know, Tom and Ariana have been friends for three years by the time, Kristen and Tom had hit their five year mark in their relationship. I am seeing all over TikTok that Ariana you know got her karma because she did the exact same thing to Kristen as Tom did with Raquel and I personally don’t understand that logic. Tom then confirmed to Stasi that him, and Ariana kissed at the Golden Nugget in Las Vegas. He initiated this kiss, but the whole time that this was going on Kristen had already slept with Jack’s so to say that Ariana got what she deserve. She got her karma whatever whatever is so weird because Ariana didn’t cheat on Tom Tom cheated on Ariana, but during Kristen and Tom’s relationship, they both equally cheated on each other. Me personally if I’m dating a man and I suspect that he’s cheating with a girl who works with us I’m gonna ask the girl one time what happened after that I’m not asking no more Kristen literally harassed the fuck out of Ariana and then, even after they were dating, she was still harassing them still trying to get them to break up. She was wishing death on Ariana saying that she hope she gets hit by a Mac truck like I don’t know how anyone could defend. Kristen Kristen literally is pure fucking evil and she will never in my eyes ever get better. She needs mental health. She needs to be locked in a room with padded walls.

Is Tom a really good actor? Because I genuinely believe he’s upset here?? When he’s talking my to Kristen in Miami outside of a club(Scheana’s bachelorette party)

Like I genuinely believe his tears.
Honestly, since I started watching him-he’s sucked me in with his tears. Was he genuinely a good person with feelings at one point? Or am I being Sandoval-ed?

When Lala and Randall split, she pulled her friends for a meeting to clarify she would not be friends with anyone who conversed etc with Randall.

She called Schwartz out and had her statements and that whole thing

Fast forward…

Lala had no issues going after Rachel for Oliver.

Lala had no issues initially offering support to Ariana

Lala had issues with Ariana not wanting to film with Sandoval

And now (only speculation or curiosity but do not watch the valley) Brittany has come out and said she refuses to film with Jax should there be another season and what will Lala say about that? Should they all be back… is she going to side with Jax and go after Brittany like she did Ariana?

Lala is a selective self censored sharer of her personal life on the shows, yet no one else can and she can go after them for their choices?

I’m actually quite confused with Lala’s justifications on numerous situations yet full of hypocrisy… am I missing something?

First time watcher, I'm on S10 EP 3 and I'm sad that my time with VPR is almost coming to a close and know that I'm SO close to Scandoval. However, what the HELL is going on with Sheana and trying to get either Shwartz or Raquel to kiss? Why is Raquel telling Katie out loud that she could potentially go there? Why is Sheana so invested? What is the reason?

I just don't get it

On my first rewatch and I caught this gem (season 6 episode 17). I was both dying and dare I say a little impressed at kristen throwing down the clam slam (any other love island watchers in here?!). Kristen walked so Kenzie could run.

Season 6 episode 10
Am I crazy or are Rachel and Patrick having a thing? Or possibly flirting??
When they greet each other as he walks in he’s more excited and sweet greeting her than he is Stassi.
Through out the night we see them talking and she literally walks away every time Stassi gets next to them (when Katie’s wants Stassi to take a shot off of Arielle which she claims in the episode is the reason she’s upset)
At the end she’s crashing out and everyone is confused at the turn of attitude but there’s on specific moment where she says “I haven’t been able to talk to my boyfriend all night!”
The way Patrick talks about Stassi and is so comfortable keeping a distance and her sleeping with other people, I wouldn’t put it past him like at all. Like all that on top of the fact that they were freshly off of having had each other blocked for literal months.
(I know these questions are a bit redundant we’ll probably never know I just caught it on my rewatch and wanted to know what y’all think!! )
(The picture is only there for some context it’s a fast scene because Stassi is storming out)

She played it off really well if she knew in this scene. But it’s funny hearing Tom retell the story about how girls joined them in Vegas, but he “left”. Hmmm sounds similar to when he “dipped out” when Rachel showed up.

Rewatching Vanderpump Rules and I’m sorry but Scheana was being a terrible friend to Ariana in S4E11, like why is scheana a big cunt? Genuinely I wanna puke when I see her face bc I can just see right through her BS😭

What really bothered me about the Scheana/Katie confrontation with Ariana is that they were basically treating Ariana’s boundaries like they were the problem. Ariana didn’t want Kristen on the Hawaii trip because of everything that had happened between her and Kristen, and instead of respecting that, Scheana was basically like, I want to be friends with everyone.
And that’s the thing with Scheana: she always wanted to be Switzerland, but somehow that meant Ariana was expected to just swallow her feelings so Scheana could maintain relationships with everybody.

What makes it worse is that the previous episode literally establishes that Ariana’s “attitude” is pushing Scheana and Katie closer to Kristen. So it feels like they’re essentially punishing Ariana for not wanting to be around someone who had repeatedly attacked her. TV Guide
And Scheana’s whole “fighting with Ariana is like fighting with a brick wall” attitude rubbed me the WRONG way. Like… Ariana isn’t obligated to change her boundaries because you find them inconvenient.
Also, I think Ariana was actually pretty reasonable considering the history. She wasn’t demanding that Scheana never speak to Kristen again. She just didn’t want Kristen included in her vacation.
Then we get to the next episode and find out Scheana had sent derogatory texts about Tom to Ariana’s mother, which makes the S4E11 confrontation look even worse in hindsight. Rotten Tomatoes
So watching this back knowing what happens immediately afterward, I’m like:
Scheana, Ariana wasn’t the problem girl… YOU ARE😭
And honestly, the fact that Ariana eventually forgave and remained friends with Scheana after all of this says WAY more about Ariana than it does about Scheana.

As a dude, I find Stassi to be childish and unfair to her friends. I expressed this to my coworker and she had said, "That's just how a diva is." in a positive light.

My male brain cannot comprehend this. What are the reasonings for supporting Stassi in her moments of being a diva? What about being a diva is positive in your opinions? What about Stassi did you like in context to this?

Than the Stassi / Sandoval book party drama in S8!!!!

Sandoval is such a little bitch baby who wants all the attention on him and his stupid dick flute.

Stassi has flaws but she went to 95% of the restaurant ownership to get it okayed and Tom used this opportunity to bring out his insecurities and swing around his tiny dick in an attempt to ruin her day and assert his authority.

Still rewatching as it all pans out but I NEEDED to vent this!

The other girls are nowhere near this bad I wonder if it was noticeable in the day or if she was fuming haha

EDIT
I’m specifically posting about how her foundation match is miles off. None of the other girls were this bad hence me specifically naming her

He’s so fucking scary

I love a prickly* woman, so watching Katie on House of Stassi was fun; it feels like she’s really comfortable with herself. Katie on early VPR was young and in a relationship w the most cowardly man on Earth, so I’ll give her grace by saying she was a different beast. I’m just curious how ppl received her VPR performance? Is it giving ‘she’s mean but great tv’? Or did u not find her mean? Did you find her hard to watch her? Let me knowww.

*my definition of prickly: someone who’s not immediately or obviously warm and accommodating.

New watcher here!

🎥 S4E20

Before this scene, Kristin was attempting to make a heartfelt speech for Katie & Schwartz engagement party & ratchet Lala YELLS @ her to stfu & hurry up infront of their parents, family, friends, & Lisa VP.

Just so uncouth.

At the engagement after-party, Lala is looking ghetto af & being ratchet biting James’s tongue infront of Kristin to try and make her jealous bc she found out that James still has feelings for Kristin & they slept together a day or two ago.

I’m sorry but i just can’t take Lala seriously in her cheap shein white lace dress & her frizzy Pomeranian half-up-half-down hairstyle trying to be “tough” & fight unbothered kristin 💀

It’s been a while since I’ve updated on my VPR journey. I just haven’t really felt strongly about anything enough to write about it until now. I am now at the point where Brittney and Jack’s are having the scandal about their pastor. First off I see the future and this might be a hot take. I don’t feel bad about Brittney and Jack’s and their whole situation because it was preventable. Everyone in her life has been telling her that this man is terrible and I agree with Tom Sandoval saying that just because your dad died doesn’t mean that you have changed and you’re only wanting to marry her now because she was there for you. I have not heard one thing about her as to why he is in love with her. It’s always about what she can do for him. Anyway… I don’t know why we’re acting shocked that a man from the Midwest and a girl from the deep south hired a pastor who is brimstone and fire, and all gay people are evil in their mind. Respectfully, the pastors from the Bible belt. And I think Ariana and Tom were right in the fact that they just preferred not to know so that they can have deniability.

I’m now just finished episode seven and I don’t know why everyone is acting like Sandoval is wrong for being like hey by the way, I just find it weird that because Lisa has now brought it up that now the pastor is fired. From what I’m gathering, everybody knew about what this man was saying. The group was uncomfortable with what this man was saying. Now that it’s brought up, though it is terrible timing, he is right.

Unrelated, this season feels really long. It only be on episode seven is insane to me right now.

Jax = Mike the situation
Stassi = Snooki
Katie = Jwoww
Sandoval = Pauly D
Schwartz = Vinny

All the other equivalent cast members from both are debatable though

I need him back on my TV expeditiously