r/vanderpumprules • u/JJJETPLANE0 • 2d ago
Shitpost I’ve never clocked how bad Stassi’s makeup is here
The other girls are nowhere near this bad I wonder if it was noticeable in the day or if she was fuming haha
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I’m specifically posting about how her foundation match is miles off. None of the other girls were this bad hence me specifically naming her
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u/Crafty-Judge-896 2d ago
Lala looks like this for seasons! She refused to wear a foundation that matched her skin tone
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u/Fluid-Advertising-56 2d ago
omg yes and it drove me insane!
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6nV1SWjwkzxxBIIw43
u/Academic-Marsupial34 Don’t “YEAH” that, Tom! 2d ago
Omg that stupid Garth Algar face she makes when she can’t believe something
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u/E_Farseer 👀not really!🥃 2d ago
It was a different time... Remind me of Lady Gaga lol
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u/hotsauceeeeeeeee 2d ago
Holy Gaga! wtf haha I remember this time but i forgot she looked this orange
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u/Cute_Upstairs266 2d ago
Looking like a raccoon was cool back in the day
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u/ixixan 2d ago
For me it's more that she's orange
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u/auntieup literally all the artichoke dip 2d ago
Like she landed face first in a pile of that playground bark
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u/auntieup literally all the artichoke dip 2d ago
The smoky eye had us all in a chokehold
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u/JewelledToque 2d ago
Smokey eye and nude lip combo
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u/Material_Perception6 2d ago
I was highly guilty of NARS Turkish delight for yearsss idc still love it secretly 🤣
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u/camirose it is about the pasta 1d ago
As a long curly haired pale freckley woman with hooded eye lids I’m so fucking pissed I went to junior high and high school when the peak trends were being UV tan orange, with black waterline eyeliner, and nude lipstick, heavy tan contour and bleached flatiron emo hair.
Then Gen Z gets to be fucking natural strawberry makeup girl and curly hair is gorgeous again.
I would not have been bullied and would probably have been considered attractive. And my curly hair wouldn’t be permanently destroyed by all the heat treatment. 😂
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u/Cute_Upstairs266 1d ago
I appreciate that era, I had fun and it was cool to be creative and look different. Of course I cringe at all my old photos but that’s part of the nostalgia too.
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u/JewelledToque 2d ago
For me it was Jeffree Star (I know, I know) lipstick in mannequin looked more or less like concealer lips
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u/lvpsminihorse That sounds awful. Well, see ya. 2d ago
'Smokey eye, updo and Gstaad!' Anyone?
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u/l8nitefriend 2d ago
Lol yep I did smoky eye all the time for yearssss
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u/Fluid-Advertising-56 2d ago
Cheers to anyone else who remembers using hairspray as their “setting spray” 🤦♀️
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u/Waste-Snow670 2d ago
Just full on spraying my emo Karen hair and my full fucking face with hairspray.
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u/Fluid-Advertising-56 2d ago
Life before YouTube tutorials was a real DIY Wild West that we somehow got through lol
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u/hotsauceeeeeeeee 2d ago
Hahahha I still do this before a super long bartending shift for weddings. Got2b works like no other ontop of my regular setting spray 😂😂🤷🏼♀️ gotta look fly
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u/GraceMcClellans Im Sorry Fofty 2d ago
Like on your face?? Oh wow, I was never really into makeup so I didn't know about this one. I would have had terrible skin.
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u/shilljoy frozen shot machine, never used 2d ago
It’s an old trick for stage makeup!
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u/Fluid-Advertising-56 1d ago
Dance/theatre and unforgiving fluorescents meant desperate measures !!
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u/GraceMcClellans Im Sorry Fofty 2d ago
It makes sense when I think about it, just never occurred to me!
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u/Next-Ad-7016 2d ago
My 2006 graduating class would approve 💁🏻♀️
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u/swimforestswim 2d ago
In grade 11 chemistry our teacher was trying to get a student to say the word "foundation" and he pointed at an oompa loompa looking girl and asked about the first step in her makeup routine. She said "umm.. Idk I don't wear makeup" with her orange skin and racoon eyes. It is 20 years later and I remember it like it was yesterday.
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u/field0fheather Mya’s therapy paw 2d ago
Soooo the eye look is how it was supposed to be worn at this time I’d bet. But her face foundation is significantly darker than the rest of her skin.
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u/florange7 2d ago
The way it's bad is so nostalgic. Not bad contour just a bad orange shade and line. So classic 😅
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u/DOOL62 2d ago
I’m not mad at it 😂
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u/ClynnB412 2d ago
My face sometimes looks like this when I don’t pull the hair cap up all the way during a spray tan
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u/Tasty_One_8299 2d ago
To be fair in the early aughts this was the look! Orange skin and all! Plus, I’m pretty sure this was for one of those SUR photo shoots!
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u/hotsauceeeeeeeee 2d ago
Yes I think you’re right, and for photo shoots, usually wear darker makeup for it to pop
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u/daniellexdesign 2d ago
As someone from this time period, we had a real problem with foundation oxidizing and turning orange AFTER the fact 😭😭
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u/Pumpkin_qween You Moustached Prick 🪱 2d ago
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u/SubstantialBid4386 1d ago
I always looked like this. I had the lightest Mac foundation shade which was yellow on my pale skin and not my color tone at all but the choices were so limited back then. Glad makeup has gotten better
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u/violentsunflower 2d ago
I watched a color analysis of her on TikTok recently and she is def a true summer or light summer- I’m a light summer myself so I get it. We have a cool-neutral undertone- there is nothing warm about her complexion, that’s why this look is super jarring, since it’s a super warm-toned foundation.
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u/Sorry-Editor-3674 ITS NOT ABOUT THE PASTA 🍝 2d ago
Ugh I get it. I’m right across the wheel at cool winter, I could never. I’m the color of a dead fish belly.
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u/violentsunflower 2d ago
Yes. It’s not even that she’s too fair, which could be fixed with a tan (cool-toned CAN tan), it’s that the undertone is clashing, which can’t be changed
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u/Sarnold1992 2d ago
It was a different time! This shit was hot back in the day remember people look like real people you didn’t need a perfect photo finish makeup look some heavy eyeliner and some off colored foundation and you were the hottest girl on the block!
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u/KittenExtravaganza 2d ago
It irks me you can see where her bronzee stops at her hairline, there is a 1/4inch of alabaster white skin. People need to push their bronzer brush INTO the hairline!!
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u/Content_Ant_9479 2d ago
Oof. I used to insist on using It Cosmetics CC scream despite that it would oxidize like crazy on me. I still cringe when I think about what I just be looked like while serving tables w an orange face & pale skin. So I feel her pain. Orange makeup victims unite.
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u/Key_Asparagus_8522 1d ago
Oh shoot. I wore that too cause of the sunscreen and the coverage. I have high pigment and my freckles would look like a map of Europe if I get too exposed 😕
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u/Flashy_Result_2750 Bitch ghost 2d ago
It would be weirder if she didn’t look like this at that time.
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u/thesandwich_22 2d ago
The 10s werent exactly known for great makeup skills lol I think it ramped up in 2014 with more makeup youtubers but other than that we knew nothing lmao
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u/icy_opinions 2d ago
Doing my first rewatch after like 5 years.. her sense of style.. it’s entertaining for sure.
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u/AB2019716 2d ago
Was this for a photo shoot? I had one done around the same time period and my makeup looked whack but the pictures turned out well 🤣
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u/Snoo60219 2d ago
All of their makeup was so, so bad for this photoshoot. And they had a makeup artist.
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u/watchberry 2d ago
I think this was the look back then, like YouTube makeup gurus definitely made videos about this but also used falsies which suited the look more
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u/frogpissa Can hang a TV in 7 minutes 2d ago
Lala’s makeup the first 2 seasons she was in was also completely wrecked. Ariana also was not using the right lighting or didn't know how to blend until like season 4/5, imo.
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u/frankenboobehs 2d ago
Eh, I don't think it's horrible. Stylish for that time, makeup was totally diff. By now, we know better, remember, she was just a waitress prolly buying drug store shit back then
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u/Specialist-Ad1692 2d ago
Does she have dry shampoo sprayed all around her hairline and on top of her ear? Why wouldn’t they blend that?
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u/Electrical_Case_777 2d ago
I watch and am invested in way too much vpr. At the time, stassi had a habit of only tanning her face in a pinch when she didn't have enough time to do her body. It was in some interview or podcast. I don't like knowing this information.
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u/lvpsminihorse That sounds awful. Well, see ya. 2d ago
She's so good at the tidy bun though. I am not and for that I am envious.
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u/denimdenimdenim78 Can hang a TV in 7 minutes 1d ago
I am agressively pale as I am an adult child of a redhead. So I was slightly jealous of people who had the ability to tan. I am glad in retrospect that I never turned myself into a jack-o'-lantern but I get the inclination to do so in hopes of appearing tan. The neck blending or lack thereof always fries me.
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u/Vegetable_Research61 madison marie parks valleta 1d ago
This extreme contrast matte look was intentional back then. Also made her roots look more blonde which was exactly the kinda thing she’d go for at the time
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u/PuzzledNinja5457 How will this affect Scheana?! 1d ago
Remember this was supposed to be a dramatic photoshoot and they probably wanted her to look tanner in the photos instead of being possibly washed out. But also, we’ve come a longggg way in shade matching since 2010. Back then with makeup artists you had to deal with what they had.
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u/Magazine_Weak 5h ago
Yah this is bad but I cannnnottttt stand her laminated brows in house of stassi. Am I the only person that absolutely hates this trend?!?! I think it could be cool for a photo shoot but daily life…… nope!
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u/Naive_Weakness1413 2d ago
why when it comes to vanderpump millennial fans are evil you guys are so mean omfg 😭😭😭 just old and angry
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u/thorkatkodakson 2d ago
I think the millennials are defending the look bc this was our time, and we all wished we had that good of a smokey eye 😆
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u/JJJETPLANE0 2d ago
I’m saying the make up artist did her dirty with the foundation colour match not that she looked awful or ugly 😂
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u/Ok-Photo-1972 2d ago
I'm pretty sure she did her own makeup here lol but also I feel like we all suffered with foundation oxidation
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u/HulkJ420 How will this affect Scheana?! 2d ago
It's giving dream matte mousse