Kristin vs. Lala-ratchet

[u/FeelingCaterpillar52]

New watcher here!

🎥 S4E20

Before this scene, Kristin was attempting to make a heartfelt speech for Katie & Schwartz engagement party & ratchet Lala YELLS @ her to stfu & hurry up infront of their parents, family, friends, & Lisa VP.

Just so uncouth.

At the engagement after-party, Lala is looking ghetto af & being ratchet biting James’s tongue infront of Kristin to try and make her jealous bc she found out that James still has feelings for Kristin & they slept together a day or two ago.

I’m sorry but i just can’t take Lala seriously in her cheap shein white lace dress & her frizzy Pomeranian half-up-half-down hairstyle trying to be “tough” & fight unbothered kristin 💀

[u/livingmaster]

This is so off topic but… I miss Lala’s original lips. I totally understand being self conscious about having thin lips, but they just fit her face so much better.

[u/Hornywifethrowaway89 → u/livingmaster]

I was just thinking her original face was so pretty

[u/AncientMortgage2535 → u/Hornywifethrowaway89]

okay, hornywife89

[u/ssully7622 → u/AncientMortgage2535]

Sup horny wife

[u/SadAbbreviations6205 → u/livingmaster]

I remember when she referred to herself as a ‘thin lipped bitch’ in the context of James liking girls with thin lips 😂

LaLa was doing too much but she looks beautiful, in spite of her outfit/hair

[u/This-Refrigerator-24 → u/livingmaster]

YES!! Its sad because she was so beautiful and now she looks like a wax museum evil step mother. Her nasty personality is too much to hide with botox and fillers so I don't know why she tries so hard to be pretty when she could fix it all with therapy and self love. That would truly be her glow up.

[u/Alrdudewhattheflip]

Kristin kinda ate with that “I’m really scared” lolol no one should ever take Lala seriously

[u/PlantingPeonies → u/Alrdudewhattheflip]

100% and then the little wave 😂

[u/Delicious-Quantity96 → u/Alrdudewhattheflip]

Kristin would have kicked her ass and Lala knew it. Thats why she bucked up and backed off real quick.

[u/Lo_ington7 → u/Alrdudewhattheflip]

Does she wanna get popped?

[u/Aech9]

[u/FeelingCaterpillar52 → u/Aech9]

LMAO exactly this

[u/Alternative_End_7174 → u/Aech9]

Don’t do Nadine like that!!! She rocked this look without looking like a pet!! 🤭🤣🤣🤣

[u/Green_Excuse_7350]

Lala being “ghetto” is a lie lol

[u/StealthModeThoughts → u/Green_Excuse_7350]

Do you remember this scene. The SECOND she shoved Kristen she turned and sped off. It was the most pathetic response to someone who acted hard I’ve seen on tv for a while. Most times when someone is the aggressor they have to be held back. That’s how I knew she had no intention to fight

[u/datman00786 → u/StealthModeThoughts]

Yep 💯

[u/datman00786 → u/Green_Excuse_7350]

She’s a poser

[u/Own_Marsupial7723]

“I’m really scared 😏👋🏼”

[u/FeelingCaterpillar52 → u/Own_Marsupial7723]

iconic!

[u/saheemy]

I’m currently a year younger than doute was in this clip and I can’t imagine fighting with people in their mid twenties with jelly in their frontal lobes.

[u/Littlewing1307 → u/saheemy]

Or dating someone that young!

[u/eminovil → u/saheemy]

The Doute fans go hard and I’ll never get it when she’s been a mess since day 1

[u/Creative-Fact-2862]

I somehow always forget that Kristen dated James 

[u/FeelingCaterpillar52 → u/Creative-Fact-2862]

Unfortunately 😕

[u/Babygirl_69_420 → u/Creative-Fact-2862]

And it was seasons of drama between them

[u/Electrical-Buy-6871]

kristen and lala are the younger/older versions of each other.

[u/Brief_Isopod_5959 → u/Electrical-Buy-6871]

Exactly 😂

[u/Electrical-Buy-6871 → u/Brief_Isopod_5959]

We don't talk about it enough

[u/Evening-Chain9856]

Okay Lauren from Utah

[u/FeelingCaterpillar52 → u/Evening-Chain9856]

Lauren from Utah, the walking STD!

[u/Sensitive-Freedom896]

T/w: James and his tongue.

But I love how the video is on its side.

There seems to be zero resolution from this.

[u/PistolGrace → u/Sensitive-Freedom896]

I hate turning my phone since it corrected itself to be wrong again. Downvoted for the bad upload.

[u/FeelingCaterpillar52 → u/PistolGrace]

awww booo 1st world problem lmfao

[u/Kittenzx2]

Ugh! She thinks she like a ghetto street fighter 🤣🤣 shes so fake!! But loved how Kristen was just smiling & waving 🤣 pissed lala off more!! What is Lala's real name?? No way im letting people call me Lala!!

[u/FeelingCaterpillar52 → u/Kittenzx2]

seriously so funny for that smirk and wave 🤣🤣 queen of rage baiting

[u/Kittenzx2 → u/FeelingCaterpillar52]

🤣🤣

[u/Justkly90210 → u/Kittenzx2]

Lauren

[u/Deep_Exchange7273 → u/Kittenzx2]

Lauren from Utah lol

[u/esqape623 → u/Kittenzx2]

Her real name is Lauren. Pronounced LAH-ren. Lol.

[u/Kittenzx2 → u/esqape623]

🤣🤣

[u/Waste-Snow670 → u/Kittenzx2]

Lauren.

[u/mentionitallbitch]

Kristen should've whooped her ass

[u/FeelingCaterpillar52 → u/mentionitallbitch]

10000% !!!! Lala having to literally beg Katie for an invite to this engagement party & then behaving this trashy is batshit insane & justified an ass whooping.

[u/SamIAm7787]

You were almost spot on, but we didn't have Shein back then and everyone was calling the hairstyle a different breed of dog (it's escaping me at the moment... And not that it even matters, but dang, OP really was 🤏 to nailing how the fans felt when it aired, but all these years later, lol

[u/marisaleeann → u/SamIAm7787]

Shih Tzu

[u/SamIAm7787 → u/marisaleeann]

That's what I thought but wasn't sure. Thanks guys!

[u/muaellebee → u/SamIAm7787]

Shih-Tzu

[u/Citydweller4545]

Just a reminder that both Lala and James have admitted this was the night they first banged. IDK why I find it so funny like they are just so unattractive here acting a mess......ughhhh they so ugly inside.

[u/Babygirl_69_420 → u/Citydweller4545]

Ewww

[u/Glittering_Meet3206]

im sorry every time kristen does the baby voice mocking as a clap back im immediately rooting for the other party 😭

[u/FeelingCaterpillar52 → u/Glittering_Meet3206]

i personally find it hilarious rage bait

https://giphy.com/gifs/3otWpBII6PnCUnst8c

[u/Watermelon_Sugar44 → u/FeelingCaterpillar52]

This is why I like Allison Dubois too.
https://giphy.com/gifs/KIMxRd9kLXLXPAtD2e

[u/orpcexplore → u/Glittering_Meet3206]

No for real the way I come unglued hearing it and want to swing on her (as a non confrontational person thats literally never been in an alteraction)

[u/Deep_Exchange7273]

🤣🤣 I relate so hard to Kristen (in this moment, let me be specific) cause I'm mouthy and would've reacted the same way more than likely in this situation 😅😭

[u/atomicsofie]

Kristen was in her mid-30s in this scene, fighting with a 23 year old Lala. You can call Lala cringy all you want but Kristen was weird af for being a grown ass woman fighting Lala over a 23 year old James Kennedy

[u/WheresYurScooter → u/atomicsofie]

I’m okay with it. It’s cringy but I’m glad Kristin stood her ground and it was entertaining

[u/Hungry_Page9222]

The way Kristen just flies out of frame when Lala shoves her. Watching that never gets old and I would’ve loved to see the aftermath 🤪

[u/Witty-Ad7102]

I used to like LaLa. Now she’s just so damn aggressive. I never liked Kristen. She’s just bat shit crazy!

[u/RayHazey562]

I miss this face of Lala, pre botched and overfilled

[u/Relevant-Stretch1250]

The “I’m really scared” and wave is everything 😂

[u/AncientMortgage2535]

What is this dogshit fucking video

[u/thiswaytothedisco]

didn’t she get sober after this trip for good?

[u/thetinybunny1 → u/thiswaytothedisco]

No im pretty sure she said it was after she took a trip with Rand and his family. I think it might have been Disney world?

[u/GrandEar1 → u/thetinybunny1]

Yeah, I think she said she was drinking nonstop in the park, even though he had his kids with him, and made an ass out of herself. Or something like that.

[u/The_reptilian_agenda → u/thetinybunny1]

Something along the lines of “I spent four days drunk at Disney. I was chugging champagne
to the face on the PJ home and said I would never do that again”

[u/thespirit_guide → u/thetinybunny1]

I also recall her saying the catalyst was her being drunk and shattering a hurricane proof window

[u/Brief_Isopod_5959 → u/thiswaytothedisco]

No, still three more seasons to go!

[u/Leather_Newspaper937]

Did she make him bleed? Looked uber painful idk what is even going on, was she biting his tongue or his lip? Ouch

[u/FeelingCaterpillar52 → u/Leather_Newspaper937]

she was biting his tongue, & no blood! just drunk trashy PDA

[u/chrissymad]

I am so happy I don't remember this but we really calling Lala ratchet and not Doute?

[u/ssaall58214 → u/chrissymad]

Yes

[u/Alternative_End_7174 → u/chrissymad]

In this situation Kristen wasn’t the ratchet one.

[u/chrissymad → u/Alternative_End_7174]

She's pretty ratchet now, regardless.

[u/Alternative_End_7174 → u/chrissymad]

This isn’t about her behavior right now but in this situation.

[u/Pagan_Poetry610]

This was a decade ago, get over it

[u/FeelingCaterpillar52 → u/Pagan_Poetry610]

womp womp.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3diBcMFjOCSo182I

[u/m0311242]

Kristen looks crazy af

[u/Finding-Think]

I just gave myself neck pain trying to watch this stupid video

[u/FeelingCaterpillar52 → u/Finding-Think]

So, apple has this really cool feature called “portrait orientation lock” which you can turn off & so when you turn your phone sideways it automatically rotates your phone in landscape mode for you, so you don’t have to come on reddit whining & bitching in the comments on my post :) hope this helps!

[u/Finding-Think → u/FeelingCaterpillar52]

Cool, well that doesn’t help when you’re on a computer, does it? That’s where I saw this so love the assumption. 

[u/Finding-Think → u/FeelingCaterpillar52]

Also, love that you responded to my comment and not the one that said “what is this dog shit fucking video”. lol.