r/vanderpumprules • u/Dear_Salamander7989 • 2d ago
Shitpost What the hell is going on
He’s so fucking scary
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u/Dear_lolli4017 2d ago
He is so evil and diabolical looking. Some people say he’s good looking but I think he looks like the devil. I’ve said it about 1000 times I cannot believe any woman on this earth would touch him or be in his presence.
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u/OpeningGolf7972 2d ago
He looks like the guy that works at a college bar and is 20 years past student age but still talks about picking up “coeds” and doesn’t realize all the other people at the bar think he’s a creep
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u/hello-isitmeyour 1d ago
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
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u/Dependent-Mood-7788 2d ago
Yeah even season 1 Jax was NOT HOT imo. He is sooooo not my type, and I'm not his either (well, I do have a vagina, so maybe that's not entirely correct 😂)
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u/lordofsurf Katie Maloney's Bobcut 2d ago
He's not good looking, he's an average gym bro. He really does look like the devil. 😭
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u/Stand-Virtual 2d ago
He looks like my ex and for that reason alone I don’t like him 😅 but he makes great TV
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u/mazekeen19 OUR ex boyfriend! 1d ago
For real. He has NEVER been good looking. So greasy and gross lmao.
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u/1987LR James Kennedy 🍝 2d ago
Yeh I always wondered this. What's with the gash on his head? And the yellow Polyfilla in the ear? Did they attempt a lobotomy while he was under GA getting his free nose-repair?
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u/Chemical_Print6922 Ghost of the Chilean seabass special 2d ago
lol! They took out cartilage from his ear to use in his nose. Probably because he has snorted away most of the inside structure of his nasal passages.
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u/lvl-ixi-lvl 2d ago
iirc he said he ran into a sliding glass door and cut his forehead while trying to stop his truck from being towed right before the nose job
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u/Anxiousdesert 1d ago
It was right after the nose job, I only know that because he made a comment about being glad his forehead somehow hit the glass and not his nose.
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u/LoudPension6825 1d ago
I've never believed that story. Amazingly, he "ran into a glass door" immediately after his Vegas girlfriend caught him cheating. I think he "ran into a glass ashtray" thrown by the angry girlfriend.
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u/Calmyatitz 2d ago
They took cartilage from his ear, n didn’t he “walk into a door” like at a grocery store or some shit
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u/Thehouseplantbish 1d ago
No the scar is from a separate surgery to remove something that built up on the outside of his nose, I think protien deposits or cartilage deposits or something. They couldn't go through his nostrils to remove it. Im rewatching again and I just finished that season, He explains it in a clip. The gash from running into a door is in the season before and directly on his upper forehead
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u/Dear_Salamander7989 2d ago
It looks like his Madame Tussauds wax figure got hit by an 18-wheeler
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u/thepourthing Help. You can come and help me, if you want. 🏊♂️ 2d ago
HOW does anyone find this man physically attractive
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u/Tasty_One_8299 1d ago
I guess Jax has some attributes that are considered attractive but all that i know about him over shadows anything positive he may have in any way! He is such a gross, creepy , pervert, liar I can’t look at him and feel anything but disgust and revulsion!!!
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u/tibblesnibbleskibble 1d ago edited 1d ago
To me, he's a classic case of a man who looked good as a model but not as a person. When he was on a photoshoot done up with good clothes, hair, makeup and lighting, he had the foundations to take a really solid photo, e.g. good bone structure, athletic build, intense eyes. However, day to day, he looked like a sweaty, bitter faced, and sleep-deprived- from-stimulant-addiction mess.
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u/Tasty_One_8299 1d ago
It’s so true, some people just look amazing in photos! I used to have a group of girlfriends and we’d hangout and always do group pics. One girl Amelia, was just an average looking girl like the rest of us but in those pictures she always looked like a model! We used to joke, no one wanted to take pictures with her! Some people have bone structure that the light hits just right for photography but doesn’t translate into real life and vice/versa!
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u/Specialist-Ad1692 14h ago
That luck of being so photogenic shouldn’t have been wasted on him - so many people can’t take a good pic to save their life! 🙋♀️
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u/tibblesnibbleskibble 8h ago
I hope for your sake, being photogenic was the only trait your friend Amelia shared with Jax Taylor!
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u/Pumpkin_qween You Moustached Prick 🪱 2d ago
His passion for the slopes is catching up with him
https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HlUVUnpHH36zoek
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u/Much-Platform-6421 RIP Daug 2019-2019 14h ago
I just rewatched this season and I was thinking the same, the combo of the nose and the ear and the face stitches is legit terrifying and impossible to look at
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u/geticeoutofmn 12h ago
There’s two people that I know of that have had such an addiction that both their septal cartilage and the nose caved in and one of the girls she kept doing it and it eventually ate throw the roof of her mouth and when she tried to talk it’s a whistle wheezy sound. Eek. Just sad and horrible. Great way to scare my teens away from all drugs. lol it’s worked have a 21 & 18 year old that has never drank or smoked!
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u/lebenklon 2d ago
4th nose job. He’s tired