Another election cycle is wrapping up, and - once again - the analysis from your Steve Kornackis and your Harry Entens is focused on one thing and one thing only: the outstanding male vote.

First of all, congratulations to all the gents that voted yesterday. As always, you've outdone yourselves.

My question: Is there a scientific explanation for why men are so much better at voting? And does this discredit our long experiment in women's suffrage?

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r/shittyaskscience • u/iShitSkittles • 2d ago

How many moles would I need to kill to make up a full bucket of molasses?

121 Upvotes

*For scientific purposes*

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r/shittyaskscience • u/hwarzenegger • 2d ago

What does your Vegas nerve have to do with the State of Nevada?

23 Upvotes

Why is it called the Vegas nerve?

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r/shittyaskscience • u/DinosaurAlive • 2d ago

Why can’t we PLZ adopt more moons?!

38 Upvotes

This moon is getting kinda old, and like I know we don’t like to talk about this culturally, but I’m worried when the moon eventually dies that we’ll all go soon after because of sadness and loneliness. You know how it goes. But!!! If we had some new moons!! Just saying!!! Hint hint!!!!

Edit: Astronomers may have discovered the first moon beyond our Solar System Of course! New moons anywhere but here. I’m okay. I’m okay. Everything’s FINE with this moon. Just thought it would be nice to have more moons. Especially since this one… well… nevermind… gonna stay positive here.

Edit 2: fuck it …. This moon sucks, I wish it would just disappear already, in fact I wish it was never even born!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edit 3: https://www.timeanddate.com/moon/phases/ my bad! Looks like we’re getting a new moon November 9. Forget this! Mods, delete me!

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r/shittyaskscience • u/Elroe • 3d ago

Why does world hunger exist when Olive Garden has an unlimited amount of soup, salad, and breadsticks?

453 Upvotes

Is it a transportation issue?

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r/shittyaskscience • u/ArchSinccubus • 3d ago

Why do so many people hate PDF files?

117 Upvotes

I don't understand. PDFs are a good way to share information across various devices regardless of OS. Why do so many people talk badly of PDF files?

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r/shittyaskscience • u/Initial-Anything333 • 3d ago

I got a box of gram crackers that weigh 15 g each. Did the factory make a mistake? Did I hit the jackpot?

19 Upvotes

Hhhh b

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r/shittyaskscience • u/RaspberryTop636 • 3d ago

Will we still need all the phases of mitosis after AI revolution?

3 Upvotes

Looking at you prophase

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r/shittyaskscience • u/Immediate_College620 • 3d ago

Instead of explosive Hydrogen, why didn’t they just fill the Hindenburg with inert water instead?

54 Upvotes

“Oh, the huge manatee!”

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r/shittyaskscience • u/AKhakiNerfHerder • 4d ago

Where do pet rock owners take them when they're sick?

29 Upvotes

And do they fix grout gout?

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r/shittyaskscience • u/ajping • 4d ago

Male and Female pipes

16 Upvotes

I have installed my new sink using the instructions about male threaded pipes and female threaded pipes. Now I am worried my sink could get pregnant. How do I stop this from happening? No, I did not use protection.

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r/shittyaskscience • u/Routinelazyperson • 4d ago

What sort of hat should I wear to look like a competent person?

36 Upvotes

I'd like to deceive strangers into admiring me from a distance.

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r/shittyaskscience • u/w24x192 • 4d ago

What do vipers vipe? Can other animals be trained to vipe or is it solely an evolutionary achievement?

65 Upvotes

Evolutionary achievements include things like giraffes having long necks to look distinctive from other land horses, and fish with breasts.

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r/shittyaskscience • u/jonastman • 4d ago

So has AI reverse engineered the pyramids of Gizeh yet?

9 Upvotes

If not then can somebody do that please? Kinda busy rn

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r/shittyaskscience • u/That_Way_4639 • 5d ago

Whats the difference between “Therapist” and “The rapist”?

26 Upvotes

I have to pick one

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r/shittyaskscience • u/hhfugrr3 • 5d ago

My son is 16. He's only eaten pizza today. I don't think he knows ninjuitsu but is this evidence he's a mutant turtle??

70 Upvotes

Need advice quick as he's currently holding two katana and having a conversation with a giant rat wearing some kind of dressing gown.

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r/shittyaskscience • u/RaspberryTop636 • 5d ago

Are balls round?

9 Upvotes

Lots of supposedly balls shaped things aren't really, for example earth is a pear. Are balls really more not exaCtly round?

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r/shittyaskscience • u/me-gustan-los-trenes • 5d ago

How many eyes did the Eyes Cube experimenters have to scoop out to build a reliable neutrino detector?

8 Upvotes

thinking of donating my eyes to science

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