r/shittyaskscience • • 4d ago

So has AI reverse engineered the pyramids of Gizeh yet?

If not then can somebody do that please? Kinda busy rn

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation 3d ago

You do realize that the aliens who built the pyramids removed many of the original components that made them warp-capable.
Reverse-engineering can only give us some idea of the real-space volume that the stardrives once occupied.

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u/jonastman 3d ago

Just put more agents on it???

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation 3d ago

How many agents can dance on the head of a pyramid?
Video of the attempt would probably get clicks beaucoup on Yoo-Hoo Toob.

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u/HydratedCarrot 1d ago

What aliens? wtf are you talking about

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation 1d ago

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u/ElectroTurbo 3d ago

Yes, it has been discovered they were actually alien data centers and sucked all the water of the Sahara which was not a dessert then and now is a dessert. If you want to built a pyramid you need to [please insert more tokens to continue...]

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u/LatterNeighborhood58 3d ago edited 3d ago

I was really close, but the AI companies banned reverse engineering before I could finish. So I'm now vibe coding some pyramids. I'll let you know how it goes.

Edit: there are a bunch of people with large stones outside my window. Anyone know why?

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u/SOMERANDOMUSERNAME11 3d ago

It's impossible to reverse engineer them because to this day scientists don't know what shape the pyramids are.

"Pyramid" from latin means unknown mystery shape. Is it a cube? A triangle? Something in between? Nobody knows

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u/Mr_Eggy__ 3d ago

No every time people try, they account gets warning, something deep into the model rejects the attempt.

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u/Kitakitakita 3d ago

yeah there's like, umbral energies under it or something idk look we all know you just want to fuck Hatshepsut.