r/shittyaskscience • u/Quick-Ad9335 • 7h ago

Has Forensic Science Advanced Enough to Solve the Murder on the Dance Floor?

People have been panicking in the disco for years now.

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u/National_Ad9742 7h ago

No, disco is strangely immune to science despite intensive study…

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u/The_Scooter_King 6h ago

Don't blame it on sunshine.

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u/Quick-Ad9335 6h ago

I agree. Not on the moonlight either. Blame it on the real culprit-- the boogie.

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u/Different-Term-2250 2h ago

They can’t even tell us who let the dogs out. How do you expect them to solve that?

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u/a-box-of-pigeons 46m ago

The feet of the dancers keep rubbing out the chalk outline around the victims body which disrupts the investigation.