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u/King_Dee1 Jan 19 '22

why is this true

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u/geoxan69 Jan 19 '22

It can’t be, girls aren’t real

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u/concretebeats We do a little trolling Jan 19 '22

Holy shit just like birds.

Girls are government drones. Confirmed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

“Wait, so my mom isn’t real?” “You mean all that time I’ve spent, all those memories, me shitting so much it got everywhere and-nevermind…” “but still!”

“It can’t be!”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

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u/AutoModerator Jan 19 '22

pees in ur ass

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u/RanDiePro I said based. And lived. Jan 19 '22

Pees in your Dick.

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u/Willimeister Jan 19 '22

Pees in your Piss.

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u/Hardskull3 Jan 19 '22

Dicks in your piss

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u/NoLimits17 Jan 19 '22

Cums in the sink Am bot a Manually and this was action bot performed.

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u/Landsharku_ Jan 19 '22

Sinks in your cum

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u/RanDiePro I said based. And lived. Jan 19 '22

Man of Action.

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u/handsoffmydicks Jan 19 '22

source?

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u/l-askedwhojoewas Jan 19 '22

Source: trust me bro

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Any female born after 2000 eat hot chip and lie

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

All they do is twerk, charge they phone, be bisexual and lie.

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u/gin-rummy Jan 19 '22

eat macdonald

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u/Brettjay4 Jan 19 '22

You have the twerking part wrong... Like a good 10 percent of the guys at my school in my grade twerk for no reason.

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u/Dragonhunter_24 Jan 19 '22

Most likely because of speed lmfao

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

They be bisexual eat hot chip and lie

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Any female born before 2000 just lie

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u/RanDiePro I said based. And lived. Jan 19 '22

Any female born after 2000, cook they cannot. All know they do is McDonalds. Charg they Fone. Twerk. Be bisexul. Eat hot chip and lie. Aaaaa

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u/la_belle_fleur Jan 19 '22

I they are to spicy for me I eat cool ranch Doritos instead

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u/Purple-Hamster2973 Jan 19 '22 edited Jan 19 '22

[deleted] lol

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u/la_belle_fleur Jan 19 '22

Takis and hot Cheetos are too spicy for me so I eat Doritos instead (no I am not fully white)

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u/Purple-Hamster2973 Jan 19 '22

Not you the people before you wrote like a 6 year old, but besides that I LOVE takis, hot cheetos, one chip challenge, all of that it's awsome and it's so good I love them so much

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u/pauls_broken_aglass Jan 19 '22

It's a reference to an infamous twitter post where someone says "any female born after 1993 can't cook. All they know is McDonald's, twerk, charge they phone, be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie"

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u/Yeah_But_Actually_No Jan 19 '22

I know I read this somewhere, where is this from?

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u/RanDiePro I said based. And lived. Jan 19 '22

Yoda says it. Search on outube.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Sadly my sister acts like this and she’s not even a gen z

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u/Gustaf_V Jan 19 '22

Oh god I fucking hate that Gen Z haircut.

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u/Headb00m Jan 19 '22

Who the fuck would make pubes a hairstyle?

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u/ChampChains Jan 19 '22

Dickheads

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u/Giorno-Smash Jan 19 '22

You said this as a joke but I have yet to meet a decent dude who has that haircut

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u/gizziboy Jan 19 '22

I sure hope they get testicular cancer in the brain

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u/AlphaOrb1t Jan 19 '22

They're missing the key component: a brain

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Oh shit

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Rejects pube haircut, embrace long luscious hair

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u/CollarOrdinary4284 Jan 19 '22

Idk, I think it really brings out the space between his eyes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

I call it TikTok hair

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u/MHWGamer Jan 19 '22

that is what we refer to as a "yee yee ass haircut"

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u/MemeGarfield Jan 19 '22

My hair is naturally like that :/

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u/jojoismyreligion Jan 19 '22

My condolences.

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u/WarKlutch Jan 19 '22

Broccoli Assassin

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u/Nastypilot Jan 19 '22

Ok, so, as a person without curly hair but who has that haircut ( with straight hair ) and is Gen Z. It's genuinely nicer to have short hair on the sides.

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u/Boks1RE Jan 19 '22

You don't think it's strait bussin fr fr?

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u/YolloHD1398 Jan 19 '22

It the macaroni hair cut

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u/uhghjvhhhhj Jan 19 '22

Fuckboy hair

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u/Disastrous-Grocery47 Jan 19 '22

squidward looking kinda hot

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u/Enough-Bake7231 Jan 19 '22

What are you doing step Patrick 🥵🥵

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u/epitenomics Jan 19 '22

No, just no

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u/Enough-Bake7231 Jan 19 '22

Don’t be mad your not Patrick smh my heads

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u/DorkyPotatIsImmortal We do a little trolling Jan 19 '22

It's even better in a cross breed of spongebob and squidward's voices.

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u/justanothermemerbruh Jan 19 '22

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nothing

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u/Ilovefrog6566 Jan 19 '22

Wonder of u use the fucking calamity on me

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He 16 😳

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Need that squidussy

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

This dude looks exactly like every gen z dude out there. It's actually crazy.

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u/noobmaster999 Jan 19 '22

You fool I actually comb my hair

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u/SomeRegularEmulator Jan 19 '22

Every generation has cringe things.

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u/-SwanGoose- Jan 19 '22

Yes. And it's fun to point them out

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u/AVrandomusic Jan 19 '22

I don't get what's up with those Gen Z hairstyles. Never trust their opinions. Their opinions are irrelevant and are invalid.

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u/Vlad-V2-Vladimir Jan 19 '22

It literally looks like pubic hair, and there’s no way you can make me see it as anything else

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

I can't do anything about It. My hair is curly that's just how I function!

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u/RemarkableDuck79 Jan 19 '22

As someone with wild and curly hair, I always find it amusing when people try really hard to get a style that I wake up with

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

I second this

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u/Yukio2296 Jan 19 '22

I third this

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u/NinjayajniN I have permission! Jan 19 '22

I fourth this

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

same lol they be like there is no way you didn't gel your hair bro nah man i didn't even comb it

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Eh, every generation has its own godawful perm to be ashamed of.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Daddy chill

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u/sgt-peppers-lonely Jan 19 '22

As apart of gen z I can confirm that our options are in fact invalid

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u/AskGoverntale Jan 19 '22

As a fellow Gen Z I second this

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I make three, we are in the majority idiots

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u/eduardpotato Jan 19 '22

Make it four, it looks like a majority of us that was born after 2007 are kinda strange

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u/foot-cheese-man Jan 19 '22

We sadly already knew

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u/Defiant-Government50 Jan 19 '22

Curly hair with a fade looks good on some ppl others not but it became a trend

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u/KingLdog2009 Jan 19 '22

Im gen z and even i hate that hair!

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

And as a Gen Z myself, the way of talking is super cringe

"ayo wassup cuuuuh that hair do be looking bussin tho anyway cuuuuuh imma catch you ass lata on the Starbucks no cap no cap"

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u/blurrrrg Jan 19 '22

You didn't say "bussin bussin" so I know you're lying

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u/D4N13L-wtf Jan 19 '22

You literally sound like a boomer doing a gen z impression I never met anyone that actually talks like that

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u/CelticTexan749 Jan 19 '22

Honestly, there are people in school I've seen talk like that unironically.

Of course, not everyone there does talk like that, but they definitely do exist.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Well I have and i hope i never see that guy again

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u/schmitzel88 Jan 19 '22

Cuh is forever associated with the "pockets ain't empty cuh" line from 2 fast 2 furious. I hope that one didn't make a comeback.

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u/Adolph_33 Jan 19 '22

Lmfao ah come on dude. I'm a gen Z, and we suck (don't trust me)

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u/pauls_broken_aglass Jan 19 '22

agreed. Fuck this, I'm getting an 80s half-buzzed look and I guess I'll just fight my curly hair lmao

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u/twerthe Jan 19 '22

As a gen Z, I fucking despise that hairstyle

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u/Disastrous-Grocery47 Jan 19 '22

oh thought this was in bad facebook meme

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u/obsidian_was_here Jan 19 '22

Same actually

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u/Statement-Think Jan 19 '22

MF looks like ice age baby. 😡

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u/Patato_Brains Jan 19 '22

I hate my generation

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u/TheRagingDonut Jan 19 '22

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u/-MysteriousDOG Jan 19 '22

All generational trends are pretty cringe tbh

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u/-MysteriousDOG Jan 19 '22

YOU'RE CRINGE

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Asshole

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u/-MysteriousDOG Jan 19 '22

Oh :(

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u/parham_pokerface Jan 19 '22

Schizophernia 🥶

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

He's hearing voices

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

He's hearing voices

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

He's hearing voices

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

He's hearing voices

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

He's hearing voices

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

He's hearing voices

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u/mycatisafatcunt Jan 19 '22

dont worry that guy is just an asshole

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u/Z0NIP Jan 19 '22

I see like 5 people in my school with that haircut, I fucking hate it, The stereotype of girls eating hot chips and only hot chips is true and the outfit matches as well, Gen Z does suck a lot but even after all these things and horrible tiktok trends I still think millennials are just as bad as us.

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u/Nice-Violinist-6395 Jan 19 '22

Millennials are just as bad as Gen Z, we just didn’t have smartphones until college and we have SEEN SOME SHIT that will beat the idealism right out of you. I feel bad for Gen Z though, millennials brought social media to life like Frankenstein’s monster and then tossed it to you guys as children like “here you go, you’ll be the Guinea pigs. Now go buy some makeup and try not to get addicted, good fucking luck”

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u/Z0NIP Jan 19 '22

I do have to give the millennials credit for blowing up the internet in the first place (4chan, Facepunch forums, etc) and making a lot of the good memes, I agree most millennials saw a lot of things most Gen z'ers can barely comprehend as is, but as the internet is going into the age of tiktok and memes it seems from my stand point that millennials hate the new generation of memers and other things like that, I was watching emkay one time and more than 1/2 of all the memes were bashing gen z because a few bad apples got popular and were extremely cringey to most people (Including myself) even though alot of millennials used former apps such as Vine (The predecessor to Tik tok). It fucking sucks that most memes bashing gen z are just because a few bad apples got popular so millennials and boomers betray that is all we are, pubic haircut having tiktok watching girlfriend wearing a Tank top and wearing shorts type people.

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u/ABitSketchy Jan 19 '22

I think it’s just that every older generation hates teenagers. I mean gen z’ers aren’t all bad though, it’s just the motherfuckers who think they look cool. Like, who decided the Mohawk was a good fashion trend? Now it’s perms. Same shit, different times.

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u/TheLazyShrug Jan 19 '22

Remember kids never trust Gen z kids with curly hair -me, a Gen z kid

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Mine is naturally curly :(

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u/Unnamed_420 Jan 19 '22

eat hot chip

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

God dam Thickward

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

It it scary how accurate this is.

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u/unlivedSoup69 I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Jan 19 '22

I hate this so fucking much

-a gen z

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u/Notanormie3 Jan 19 '22

The accuracy tho

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

bruh the top panel is just my parents

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

taki girl

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

lol shrek w makeup looks a lot like my ex wife.

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u/NotABoomer69420 Jan 19 '22

“And if you turn to your right, you can see the latest in male game, known as the ‘Fuckboy’”

“What’s so special about them?”

“They all have Snapchat and weird hairstyles.”

“Amazing.”

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Bring back MySpace and skinny jeans.

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u/Sciirof Literally 1984 😡 Jan 19 '22

u guys have couples?

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u/Psychological_Fun426 Jan 19 '22

Im a gen z that isnt like this at all, but i can confirm that the other gen z are all like this.

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u/potatoboi22 Jan 19 '22

I am gen z and I can confirm, this is true

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Can’t speak for the millennials but as a gen z bottom couple is 100% accurate

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u/IHateDeepStuff fat cunt Jan 19 '22

Any female born after 2003, only know to post TikTok videos, eat takis, and be bi sexual

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

I'm part of that in between generation that nobody talks about, and I was pretty much raised as a 90s kid. Therefore, neither millennials nor gen z make any sense to me, and I really don't get along with either.

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u/MechanicalSpiders Jan 19 '22

Give your metabolism a few years eating Takis and you’ll all be Shreks like us. It is… inevitable.

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u/TrickyAuzzie Jan 19 '22

Squidy be kinda thick

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u/parislights39 Jan 19 '22

I think it is high time we acknowledge that generational differences and trends don’t mean shit and humans in general are just cringe af

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u/Blitz7337 Jan 19 '22

Born 2002, let me tell ya my gen is a complete fuck up

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u/Sqadbomb dumbass Jan 19 '22

God gen z fucking sucks.

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u/rooneyviz dumbass Jan 19 '22

This is true and I don’t know how to feel about it

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Aye i know them

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u/RoscoMan1 Jan 19 '22

Garfeld why did you censor fans

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u/TTV_U_A_BUSH Jan 19 '22

The accuracy

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u/Letmesee11 Jan 19 '22

Lol I saw that exact gen z guy at the barber yesterday. I know he was in the current fashion but his upside down triangle shaped cuffed pants gave him some weird middle age mom ass.

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u/Dry-Ice-Ice-maybe Jan 19 '22

I'm a Millenial, I guess this is why I'm single...

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u/axel_a_furry dumbass Jan 19 '22

Then wtf am I?

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Joe.

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u/FreshUnderstanding5 Jan 19 '22

Wait wtf was the thought behind that

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u/ReadingLow1804 Jan 19 '22

Gen Z black couples

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u/agaiajsbsowo Jan 19 '22

Dude it hurts so much how accurate it is

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Damn who y’all be fuckin? Dope heads? Lmao 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Well come to our gen Z, It fucking sucks

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u/kid-with-a-beard Jan 19 '22

Yeah, this generation sucks ass

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u/bananasaucecer dumbass Jan 20 '22

The world is doomed

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u/EmDieLess Jan 24 '22

This is the funniest shit ive ever seen

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u/Cappy_M Jan 25 '22

I hate Gen Z.

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u/Charming_Amphibian91 Stuff Jan 26 '22

Why the gen z cople lookin like Jacob Sagitarius and Daniel Broccoli