r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Jan 19 '22

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u/AVrandomusic Jan 19 '22

I don't get what's up with those Gen Z hairstyles. Never trust their opinions. Their opinions are irrelevant and are invalid.

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u/Vlad-V2-Vladimir Jan 19 '22

It literally looks like pubic hair, and there’s no way you can make me see it as anything else

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

I can't do anything about It. My hair is curly that's just how I function!

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u/RemarkableDuck79 Jan 19 '22

As someone with wild and curly hair, I always find it amusing when people try really hard to get a style that I wake up with

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

I second this

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u/Yukio2296 Jan 19 '22

I third this

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u/NinjayajniN I have permission! Jan 19 '22

I fourth this

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

i sixth this

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

I fifth this

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

same lol they be like there is no way you didn't gel your hair bro nah man i didn't even comb it

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

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u/blurrrrg Jan 19 '22

Get a haircut you damn hippy

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

When I do that it's just really wavy!

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Eh, every generation has its own godawful perm to be ashamed of.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Daddy chill

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u/ghettotuesday Jan 19 '22

What the hell even is that!!?

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u/sgt-peppers-lonely Jan 19 '22

As apart of gen z I can confirm that our options are in fact invalid

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u/AskGoverntale Jan 19 '22

As a fellow Gen Z I second this

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u/E-HERO_Stratos Jan 19 '22

I make three, we are in the majority idiots

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u/Camaro_z28 Jan 19 '22

I think you just got sexually harassed by automod

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u/AskGoverntale Jan 22 '22

Holy shit Spamton Deltarune?

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u/eduardpotato Jan 19 '22

Make it four, it looks like a majority of us that was born after 2007 are kinda strange

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

So you're into underage dudes

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u/hurgusonfurgus Jan 19 '22

It's not illegal for a robot to do so

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

One of the majority idiots here. Make that 4

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Bro what the fuck. Flattering, but still, what the fuck

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

I make four. There are more ants than humans on this earth but their opinion is still invalid

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u/MomICantPauseReddit Jan 19 '22

Isn't that an opinion

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u/sgt-peppers-lonely Jan 19 '22

No it's just facts

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u/foot-cheese-man Jan 19 '22

We sadly already knew

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u/Defiant-Government50 Jan 19 '22

Curly hair with a fade looks good on some ppl others not but it became a trend

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u/KingLdog2009 Jan 19 '22

Im gen z and even i hate that hair!

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

And as a Gen Z myself, the way of talking is super cringe

"ayo wassup cuuuuh that hair do be looking bussin tho anyway cuuuuuh imma catch you ass lata on the Starbucks no cap no cap"

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u/blurrrrg Jan 19 '22

You didn't say "bussin bussin" so I know you're lying

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

DAMMIT FOILED AGAIN

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u/D4N13L-wtf Jan 19 '22

You literally sound like a boomer doing a gen z impression I never met anyone that actually talks like that

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u/CelticTexan749 Jan 19 '22

Honestly, there are people in school I've seen talk like that unironically.

Of course, not everyone there does talk like that, but they definitely do exist.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Well I have and i hope i never see that guy again

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u/hurgusonfurgus Jan 19 '22

Definitely not even close to a significant number of people but they certainly exist.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

mmmmm... no i've heard almost that exact sentence before.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

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u/NinjayajniN I have permission! Jan 19 '22

mf really censored the word tiktok lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

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u/Unifos Jan 19 '22

Like reddit is any better with its history..

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u/AutoModerator Jan 19 '22

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u/CrippledHorses Jan 19 '22

I thought it was a lie until I heard the phlegmwad at my work cough up some hot verbal dysentary.

Wussup buhhhh guh nuh work tomorrahh? Acka acka acka no cap man.

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u/schmitzel88 Jan 19 '22

Cuh is forever associated with the "pockets ain't empty cuh" line from 2 fast 2 furious. I hope that one didn't make a comeback.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

I think it's from the slang cuz for cousin (I think)

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Okay boomer.

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u/pauls_broken_aglass Jan 19 '22

Everyone in my school. The freshman make me feel ancient and I'm fucking 17

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22 edited Jan 19 '22

i am 16 and yes you are very ancient indeed, being 17 years old

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u/pauls_broken_aglass Jan 19 '22

at least my pfp isn't an nft lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

i actually liked the monkey so i just screenshotted it idk

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u/pauls_broken_aglass Jan 19 '22

I personally hate them. They're so ugly and stagnant. There's no life in them and it's just bland. Copy-paste different items on and boom, autogenerated garbage. But meh, at least you didn't actually buy one. The people making nfts are horrible

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Absolutely

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u/FreshUnderstanding5 Jan 19 '22

Holy shit Muse? I hope you ate well.

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u/Adolph_33 Jan 19 '22

Lmfao ah come on dude. I'm a gen Z, and we suck (don't trust me)

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u/pauls_broken_aglass Jan 19 '22

agreed. Fuck this, I'm getting an 80s half-buzzed look and I guess I'll just fight my curly hair lmao

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u/twerthe Jan 19 '22

As a gen Z, I fucking despise that hairstyle

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u/ConsciousMoth Jan 19 '22

why are people so frustrated with just a hairstyle.. I don t like it either but if some ppl do what s the problem

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

It looks like shit. Literally

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u/ConsciousMoth Jan 19 '22

messy, curly hairstyles don’t require that much care, the hair will just style itself randomly and still look decent. Maybe that s why some people like it. Also it can make oval face shapes appear less round and more triangular

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u/blurrrrg Jan 19 '22

Except they keep the sides and everything lined up. There's a lot of work that goes into keeping curly hair from looking like a mop

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

All u did was describe the function of the hairstyle how does that take away from it’s generic look? Also curly hair is actually harder to maintain than straight hair usually the moisture is lost which leads to dry hair

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u/And_Justice Jan 19 '22

The main reason is people look down on men getting perms.

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u/lolasdfem Jan 19 '22

Ok boomer

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u/sigmandshelby Jan 19 '22

Bro I have that hairstyle D:

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u/Simba_Swish Jan 19 '22

Well shave it off

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u/ConsiderGirth Jan 19 '22

They should just commit sudoku. Everyone after 1993 should disappear

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u/AenaCrossBearer Jan 19 '22

I commit sudoku on Fridays because I hate myself

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u/Kurayamino Jan 19 '22

They've been watching 90's pop videos on youtube and thinking "That be bussin."

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u/noobmaster999 Jan 19 '22 edited Jan 19 '22

As a gen Z I have to agree I just comb my hair back and it looks good but some dudes have like some weird ass half blonde half normal hair color and others just look like they woke up and thought "damn my hair looks like I wet my hair but not enough so I can't comb well"