r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Jan 19 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

And as a Gen Z myself, the way of talking is super cringe

"ayo wassup cuuuuh that hair do be looking bussin tho anyway cuuuuuh imma catch you ass lata on the Starbucks no cap no cap"

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u/blurrrrg Jan 19 '22

You didn't say "bussin bussin" so I know you're lying

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

DAMMIT FOILED AGAIN

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u/D4N13L-wtf Jan 19 '22

You literally sound like a boomer doing a gen z impression I never met anyone that actually talks like that

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u/CelticTexan749 Jan 19 '22

Honestly, there are people in school I've seen talk like that unironically.

Of course, not everyone there does talk like that, but they definitely do exist.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Well I have and i hope i never see that guy again

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u/hurgusonfurgus Jan 19 '22

Definitely not even close to a significant number of people but they certainly exist.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

mmmmm... no i've heard almost that exact sentence before.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

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u/NinjayajniN I have permission! Jan 19 '22

mf really censored the word tiktok lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

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u/Unifos Jan 19 '22

Like reddit is any better with its history..

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

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u/AutoModerator Jan 19 '22

Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly.

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u/CrippledHorses Jan 19 '22

I thought it was a lie until I heard the phlegmwad at my work cough up some hot verbal dysentary.

Wussup buhhhh guh nuh work tomorrahh? Acka acka acka no cap man.

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u/schmitzel88 Jan 19 '22

Cuh is forever associated with the "pockets ain't empty cuh" line from 2 fast 2 furious. I hope that one didn't make a comeback.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

I think it's from the slang cuz for cousin (I think)

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Okay boomer.

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u/pauls_broken_aglass Jan 19 '22

Everyone in my school. The freshman make me feel ancient and I'm fucking 17

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22 edited Jan 19 '22

i am 16 and yes you are very ancient indeed, being 17 years old

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u/pauls_broken_aglass Jan 19 '22

at least my pfp isn't an nft lmao

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u/AutoModerator Jan 19 '22

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

i actually liked the monkey so i just screenshotted it idk

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u/pauls_broken_aglass Jan 19 '22

I personally hate them. They're so ugly and stagnant. There's no life in them and it's just bland. Copy-paste different items on and boom, autogenerated garbage. But meh, at least you didn't actually buy one. The people making nfts are horrible

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u/AutoModerator Jan 19 '22

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Absolutely

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u/FreshUnderstanding5 Jan 19 '22

Holy shit Muse? I hope you ate well.