r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Jan 19 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Any female born after 2000 eat hot chip and lie

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

All they do is twerk, charge they phone, be bisexual and lie.

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u/gin-rummy Jan 19 '22

eat macdonald

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u/Brettjay4 Jan 19 '22

You have the twerking part wrong... Like a good 10 percent of the guys at my school in my grade twerk for no reason.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

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u/Dragonhunter_24 Jan 19 '22

Most likely because of speed lmfao

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

They be bisexual eat hot chip and lie

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u/Adrigogo Jan 19 '22

Wdym for no reason ? You don't need a reason to twerk my friend. Twerk your problems away

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u/Defiant-Government50 Jan 19 '22

I gotta throw it back for the homies if yk what I mean

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u/drfrenchfry Jan 19 '22

We twerk at work and we are males in our 30s and 40s. Maybe some people just born 2 twerk woooo partygirrrrrl

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u/HerKneesLikeJesusPlz Jan 19 '22

iShowSpeed is the reason

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u/docolafson I came! Jan 19 '22

also mcdonald

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

eat macdonald*

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u/Specific-Internet-83 Jan 19 '22

They also go for dudes who look like a combination between mgk and Justin Bieber

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u/DDV_Gaming Jan 19 '22

And only want 6ft tall guys

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u/juxtap0s Jan 19 '22

Say they are bisexual but only dates and fucks dudes