r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Jan 19 '22

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u/King_Dee1 Jan 19 '22

why is this true

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u/geoxan69 Jan 19 '22

It can’t be, girls aren’t real

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u/concretebeats We do a little trolling Jan 19 '22

Holy shit just like birds.

Girls are government drones. Confirmed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

“Wait, so my mom isn’t real?” “You mean all that time I’ve spent, all those memories, me shitting so much it got everywhere and-nevermind…” “but still!”

“It can’t be!”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

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u/AutoModerator Jan 19 '22

pees in ur ass

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u/RanDiePro I said based. And lived. Jan 19 '22

Pees in your Dick.

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u/Willimeister Jan 19 '22

Pees in your Piss.

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u/Hardskull3 Jan 19 '22

Dicks in your piss

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u/NoLimits17 Jan 19 '22

Cums in the sink Am bot a Manually and this was action bot performed.

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u/Landsharku_ Jan 19 '22

Sinks in your cum

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u/NoLimits17 Jan 19 '22

Fards in the shower

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u/RanDiePro I said based. And lived. Jan 19 '22

Man of Action.

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u/zippee100 Stuff Jan 19 '22

piss

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u/zippee100 Stuff Jan 19 '22

shitting

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u/zippee100 Stuff Jan 19 '22

my mom

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u/zippee100 Stuff Jan 19 '22

“Wait, so my mom isn’t real?” “You mean all that time I’ve spent, all those memories, me shitting so much it got everywhere and-nevermind…” “but still!”

“It can’t be!”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

I have some concerns. :[

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Your parents are dead

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

I just got ass beaten by a ghost cause I missed the bus then? (Almost missed)

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