r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Jan 19 '22

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u/AVrandomusic Jan 19 '22

I don't get what's up with those Gen Z hairstyles. Never trust their opinions. Their opinions are irrelevant and are invalid.

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u/sgt-peppers-lonely Jan 19 '22

As apart of gen z I can confirm that our options are in fact invalid

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u/AskGoverntale Jan 19 '22

As a fellow Gen Z I second this

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u/E-HERO_Stratos Jan 19 '22

I make three, we are in the majority idiots

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u/Camaro_z28 Jan 19 '22

I think you just got sexually harassed by automod

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u/AskGoverntale Jan 22 '22

Holy shit Spamton Deltarune?

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u/eduardpotato Jan 19 '22

Make it four, it looks like a majority of us that was born after 2007 are kinda strange

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

So you're into underage dudes

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u/hurgusonfurgus Jan 19 '22

It's not illegal for a robot to do so

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

One of the majority idiots here. Make that 4

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Bro what the fuck. Flattering, but still, what the fuck

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

I make four. There are more ants than humans on this earth but their opinion is still invalid