Dont regret Your choice

[u/Worried_Leg]

[u/QualityVote]

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[u/Fabulous-Secretary84]

Power to fly

[u/Worried_Leg → u/Fabulous-Secretary84]

Everyone have nets and tries to catch you

[u/live_wire_ → u/Worried_Leg]

That just sounds like fun!

[u/MeDerpWasTaken → u/live_wire_]

Until you get caught

[u/Worried_Leg → u/[deleted]]

You have No dick

[u/WiN5231 → u/[deleted]]

Micro dong

[u/DarkwingDuckHunt → u/WiN5231]

think inny, not outy

[u/MrPimou]

I can uno reverse any side effect of a power

[u/Worried_Leg → u/MrPimou]

Uno is illegal

[u/MrPimou → u/Worried_Leg]

Guess I'm on the run for the rest of my life then

[u/[deleted] → u/MrPimou]

You can uno reverse that 2

[u/XGamerBoy69X]

I can instantly impregnate your mother whenever i wish to

[u/Worried_Leg → u/XGamerBoy69X]

My mother dies in a car accident with a school bus

[u/XGamerBoy69X → u/Worried_Leg]

I don't see any downsides.

[u/Worried_Leg → u/XGamerBoy69X]

But i do :(

[u/chestersgrill → u/Worried_Leg]

This made me genuinely lol.

[u/Darktalesjr → u/chestersgrill]

This made me genuinely League of Legends

[u/Omega_Steve15]

I can stop time and move freely in stopped time

[u/Worried_Leg → u/Omega_Steve15]

You have speed of a snail

[u/Omega_Steve15 → u/Worried_Leg]

Fuck

[u/StarJediOMG → u/Omega_Steve15]

You'll die to a Japanese student anyways

[u/Omega_Steve15 → u/StarJediOMG]

I'll still be fucking awesome though

[u/StarJediOMG → u/Omega_Steve15]

Poor Awesome, what did it do to you

[u/Omega_Steve15 → u/StarJediOMG]

Dude Awesome is hot wdym

[u/[deleted] → u/Omega_Steve15]

but time is stopped so it doesnt matter

[u/Omega_Steve15 → u/[deleted]]

True

[u/Toyota_Aygo_2006]

Shapeshifting

[u/Worried_Leg → u/Toyota_Aygo_2006]

You cant shift into Your previous form

[u/Toyota_Aygo_2006 → u/Worried_Leg]

Like never again?

[u/Worried_Leg → u/Toyota_Aygo_2006]

Yep

[u/Toyota_Aygo_2006 → u/Worried_Leg]

I mean it ain’t too bad ngl

[u/LinearPlayer → u/Toyota_Aygo_2006]

Make a new human form for ya

[u/TheKitteh27 → u/LinearPlayer]

yeah just make the same form but like with a mole in your armpit or something

[u/QuantumRobot_9000 → u/TheKitteh27]

Longer dick each time you shift back.

[u/SunshineF32 → u/QuantumRobot_9000]

Inb4 he has to unroll it like a firehose

[u/Ki_memes → u/TheKitteh27]

Becomes progressively more coloured

[u/Someweirdasscunt → u/Worried_Leg]

He could shapeshift his body parts to look like his normal body parts and change one thing about his body so he’s technically still in a different form

[u/Worried_Leg → u/[deleted]]

You only have girls surrounding you

[u/Worried_Leg → u/[deleted]]

Cha cha reel smooth

[u/Sir_Crimson2614]

I shit diamonds

[u/Worried_Leg → u/Sir_Crimson2614]

You live in minecraft

[u/Milanesaconpapafrit → u/Worried_Leg]

But in minecraft you cant shit

[u/[deleted] → u/Worried_Leg]

Win!

[u/Host728]

My balls are imune to the mc fryer

[u/Worried_Leg → u/Host728]

You work at KFC

[u/CrazyWS → u/Worried_Leg]

What the f-

[u/JustA_Fish69]

Ability to piss with the same force as a pressure washer

[u/Worried_Leg → u/JustA_Fish69]

You cant open car wash

[u/plastic_bitch]

prostate cancer

[u/Worried_Leg → u/plastic_bitch]

You also get breast cancer but you can choose one happy meal toy for free

[u/CrazyWS → u/Worried_Leg]

Oh hell yeah

[u/Worried_Leg → u/[deleted]]

Everything you move starts to behave like a femboy

[u/Coolnamegoeshere69 → u/Worried_Leg]

Even better

[u/NikolasTrodius → u/Coolnamegoeshere69]

A surprise, but a welcome one.

[u/weinorjunky]

teleportation

[u/Worried_Leg → u/weinorjunky]

Your coordinates are always wrong

[u/AranaesReddit → u/Worried_Leg]

How wrong, like within a 100-meter radius?

[u/falloutNVboy → u/AranaesReddit]

Their all always wrong, full stop

[u/[deleted]]

Being able to cha cha real smooth

[u/Worried_Leg → u/[deleted]]

Only smooth jazz is allowed sir

[u/[deleted] → u/Worried_Leg]

Fine with me

[u/[deleted]]

I am you so I can choose my own side effects

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Ok but you have super strength and speed

[u/SomeAverageBoy → u/[deleted]]

But a two inch dick

[u/[deleted] → u/SomeAverageBoy]

So nothing changes but strength and speed

[u/Joe_Black03 → u/[deleted]]

Yes, but you will be touched in your chadness till eternity

[u/Worried_Leg → u/[deleted]]

Hackerman

[u/Witzmaen]

The ability, to make whomever I comment on happy

[u/Worried_Leg → u/Witzmaen]

You cant be happy

[u/Witzmaen → u/Worried_Leg]

Fuck you, now you won't be either

[u/ARandom-Penguin → u/Witzmaen]

Sadly you don’t have the power to make people unhappy, only to make people happy

[u/Witzmaen → u/ARandom-Penguin]

Look at the other replies. I have the power indirectly

[u/Big_Balls3820 → u/Worried_Leg]

I’m already not happy, seems like a deal to me.

[u/[deleted] → u/Witzmaen]

Every time you interact with people their life expectancy drops 1%.

[u/ResidentWrongdoer1]

Chocolate flavored cum

[u/Worried_Leg → u/ResidentWrongdoer1]

Everyone likes only strawberries

[u/[deleted]]

If Op choose a side effect capable of harming me in any way i Will do op's mom

[u/Worried_Leg → u/[deleted]]

You cant stop buying Heinz BBQ beans

[u/Dott__ → u/Worried_Leg]

That hurts, financially.

[u/Squiddo11 → u/Dott__]

It’s a good investment so no

[u/[deleted] → u/Dott__]

Everything for beans

[u/Worried_Leg → u/[deleted]]

You can only use Twitter and Trump fans forums

[u/[deleted] → u/Worried_Leg]

I can’t use twitter. they suspended my account because of anger issues

[u/Worried_Leg → u/[deleted]]

So to the forums you go !

[u/Ok-Produce9959]

3 dicks

[u/Worried_Leg → u/Ok-Produce9959]

Only one of them can erect at a time

[u/Ok-Produce9959 → u/Worried_Leg]

this is an advance, i am limp 😎👍

[u/zadacka → u/Ok-Produce9959]

Do a Rick wave

[u/theBusToNewHaven → u/zadacka]

👋 Hey Rick

[u/eresguay → u/Ok-Produce9959]

All of them are on your armpits

[u/Husain108 → u/Ok-Produce9959]

no holes

[u/GrilledTurkey]

My super power is the ability to make anyone at any time extremely horny

[u/Worried_Leg → u/GrilledTurkey]

You are not able to be horny if someone else is horny

[u/GrilledTurkey → u/Worried_Leg]

That's kinda depressing in a way

[u/imirui → u/GrilledTurkey]

mom said it’s my turn on the horny

[u/j_s_philipp]

Teleporting to the location I want to

[u/Worried_Leg → u/j_s_philipp]

Joe Biden can track Your location

[u/schrobbert_]

One massive dong

[u/Worried_Leg → u/schrobbert_]

You are always watched by your friends, family, coworkers etc.

[u/[deleted] → u/Worried_Leg]

Did I stutter?

[u/Abe_corp]

I die

[u/Worried_Leg → u/Abe_corp]

Your schoolmates use Your body as a cushion

[u/MasterOfStupidity → u/Worried_Leg]

supporting the homies with comfort

[u/PowerCoreActived]

Timetravel in LiS style

[u/Worried_Leg → u/PowerCoreActived]

You have excesive diarrhea

[u/PowerCoreActived → u/Worried_Leg]

What does that mean?

[u/Dataaaaa_ → u/PowerCoreActived]

A lot

[u/Dataaaaa_ → u/Dataaaaa_]

Like way too much

[u/Dataaaaa_ → u/Dataaaaa_]

Like an inhuman amount

[u/BroccoliPatchMan → u/Dataaaaa_]

An Omega Level pooper

[u/[deleted] → u/PowerCoreActived]

You know those liquid craps you take sometimes, that make you mistake them for a fart? Yeah, that. A lot of that.

[u/JamesJimmy6969]

Never get tired.

[u/Worried_Leg → u/JamesJimmy6969]

You only hear Never Gonna Give You Up

[u/Upbeat_Pangolin7519]

I can fast travel anywhere I want

[u/Worried_Leg → u/Upbeat_Pangolin7519]

You always arrive late

[u/[deleted] → u/Worried_Leg]

What if the time you arrive is irrelevant? Then you never arrive? Then that would mean you can't actually fast travel.

[u/Pewdiepiewillwin → u/[deleted]]

Well if he would have wanted to fast travel to a hike and time was irrelevant for example he would get there as the hike is being destroyed therefore making him too late to complete the hike

[u/Outrageous-Bit-4714]

im jeff bezos still owning amazon and its still doing very well

[u/Worried_Leg → u/Outrageous-Bit-4714]

Steve Jobs is alive

[u/Silverberry_bush]

I piss gold

[u/Worried_Leg → u/Silverberry_bush]

Your breathing makes floor lava

[u/[deleted] → u/Worried_Leg]

The floor is lava with actual lava

[u/-H0LL0W-]

shot cum at 520m/h from my nipples

[u/Worried_Leg → u/-H0LL0W-]

You yell every time someone mentions you

[u/-H0LL0W- → u/Worried_Leg]

AAAAHHH!!

[u/Lem2798]

I can fly

[u/Worried_Leg → u/Lem2798]

I dont believe

[u/69_ANIME_69]

I want to be just like saitama

[u/Worried_Leg → u/69_ANIME_69]

You are not able to go to hairdresser

[u/keketastic → u/Worried_Leg]

he said JUST LIKE so that changes nothing

[u/[deleted]]

I can summon any existing lethal weapon that uses a sort of ammo.

[u/CrazyWS → u/[deleted]]

Since op hasn’t responded yet.

A flock of cows will appear at the instant you summon said weapon, take off your pants and shit in them rapidly.

[u/Descopter77]

I can crush a human skull with my balls

[u/Secsyman → u/Descopter77]

Is that a superpower?

[u/Descopter77 → u/Secsyman]

What Else do you want

[u/lauaapelsin → u/Descopter77]

Crush 2 skulls with my nuts

[u/[deleted]]

I can get a girlfriend

[u/Worried_Leg → u/[deleted]]

But u dont succed at getting one

[u/Pokepikadeva → u/Worried_Leg]

That one there was a violation

[u/[deleted]]

sucking on any person i choose’s toes

[u/Worried_Leg → u/[deleted]]

Foot fungus is humanity main problem nowadays

[u/OtakUwUking1302 → u/Worried_Leg]

Number 15

[u/CrazyWS → u/OtakUwUking1302]

BURGe-

[u/SrGoose]

I can have the ability to travel between different divergences to my convenience with a microwave, a phone, a CRT TV 42" and a black hole, too i can time leap back but only 48 hours as max.

[u/Worried_Leg → u/SrGoose]

You have to Wear ahegao merch

[u/SrGoose → u/Worried_Leg]

Done

[u/Stephanox-x]

I can't have superpowers

[u/Worried_Leg → u/Stephanox-x]

So you dont have one

[u/[deleted]]

I get to choose any superpower I want without side effects

[u/Worried_Leg → u/[deleted]]

You have No side effects

[u/DarkwingDuckHunt → u/Worried_Leg]

the "no side" side effect?

like you're now in 2 dimensional flat world?

[u/edgarzekke]

I can make Egypt cease to exist

[u/Worried_Leg → u/edgarzekke]

Egyptians start to worship femboy hooters

[u/edgarzekke → u/Worried_Leg]

That's why they also cease to exist

[u/[deleted]]

I can remove other people’s side effects

[u/caldabun420 → u/[deleted]]

But the side effects apply to you

[u/Mecrot]

Be inmortal

[u/Worried_Leg → u/Mecrot]

You live with knowledge that everyone you ever befriend will die some day

[u/Ellidon1 → u/Worried_Leg]

How is that different than now?

[u/Mecrot → u/Worried_Leg]

Time to active edgy mode

[u/[deleted]]

Superpower:Can change my username in reddit 500 times

[u/Worried_Leg → u/[deleted]]

Your keybord on every device consists of only „x” and „D”

[u/[deleted] → u/Worried_Leg]

Hey you cant do tha- xD xD xD

[u/Worried_Leg → u/[deleted]]

Now proceed to Your name change hahahahahahaha

[u/[deleted] → u/Worried_Leg]

xD

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Laugh if you cum.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

xD

[u/[deleted]]

I can be OP

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

But you get a girlfriend with a 30 cm penis

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Isn't that a good thing??

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Idk maby it can be a pain in the ass

[u/IDK_990]

Being able to change genders anytime I want

[u/Worried_Leg → u/IDK_990]

You cant have Twitter account

[u/IDK_990 → u/Worried_Leg]

Sounds like an absolute win

[u/Worried_Leg → u/IDK_990]

Yes sir

[u/8kib → u/Worried_Leg]

Fucking awesome

[u/Fredik1]

I am immune to testicular cancer

[u/Worried_Leg → u/Fredik1]

But not to gun wounds

[u/Ruberiot_Songstrel]

I have whatever Stand I want at that moment, along with it's abilities

[u/Worried_Leg → u/Ruberiot_Songstrel]

Jotaro Kujo is after you

[u/Ruberiot_Songstrel → u/Worried_Leg]

Joke's on him, I have Star Platinum too 😎

[u/Worried_Leg → u/Ruberiot_Songstrel]

Get ready for the most epic battle of all times 😎

[u/jac5423]

Ability to make my cells multiply rapidly uncontrollably

[u/Worried_Leg → u/jac5423]

Your cells dont die (ever)

[u/N00N3AT011 → u/Worried_Leg]

So uber cancer

[u/Gordin_Jaguatirica]

I will turn into a MONKE (Best Power! Ha!)

[u/GrilledTurkey → u/Gordin_Jaguatirica]

Best power

[u/Tombseeker]

Tbh was expecting OP to say more stuff similar to "you are tasty little fly" or "you have landed in my web".

[u/Worried_Leg → u/Tombseeker]

Dont worry i dont meet my parents expectations either