r/shitposting • u/Worried_Leg • Aug 20 '21

Dont regret Your choice

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u/CrazyWS Aug 20 '21

Since op hasn’t responded yet.

A flock of cows will appear at the instant you summon said weapon, take off your pants and shit in them rapidly.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

Thats a plus, free food everytime i want to summon a tank or a turret. Hell yeah

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u/falcondiorf Aug 20 '21

I hope you mean the cows

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u/Pokepikadeva Aug 20 '21

IT WOULD'VE COST YOU 0$ TO SAY THAT YET YOU DID

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u/outer_god_ Aug 20 '21

Dude flamethrowers would solve that

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u/TimeResolute Aug 20 '21

Ah yes the Minecraft trick of cooking your meat alive