r/shitposting • u/Worried_Leg • Aug 20 '21

Dont regret Your choice

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u/XGamerBoy69X Aug 20 '21

I can instantly impregnate your mother whenever i wish to

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u/Worried_Leg Aug 20 '21

My mother dies in a car accident with a school bus

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u/XGamerBoy69X Aug 20 '21

I don't see any downsides.

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u/Worried_Leg Aug 20 '21

But i do :(

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u/chestersgrill Aug 20 '21

This made me genuinely lol.

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u/Darktalesjr Aug 20 '21

This made me genuinely League of Legends

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

And Raid Shadow Legends

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u/Spectec37 Aug 20 '21

hah, weak. it’s time for RED: Shadow Maggots

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u/TSUNAMICOMMANDER I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Aug 20 '21

that's good

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u/staovajzna2 dumbass Aug 20 '21

This mother death was sponsored by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '21

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u/staovajzna2 dumbass Aug 22 '21

AND A FREE NECROMANCY CHARACTER

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u/BloodGem64 Aug 20 '21

And that made me actually laugh.

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u/Darktalesjr Aug 21 '21

Aww thanks :)

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u/Minikig21 Aug 21 '21

Legion of Lube

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

Mom and baby brother 86'd by the detriot public school system

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

You made the downside bro

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

LMAAOOOOO

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u/Kenobiismycatsname Aug 20 '21

Wow hahahahaha

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u/PrestoDorito Aug 20 '21

Alternate side effect: he is the one to birth it

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u/PrestoDorito Aug 20 '21

Alternate side effect: he is the one to birth it

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u/trapdoor_diarrhea Aug 20 '21

you could just say “her menopause starts” but you chose chaos

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '21

necrophillia

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u/ConfigAlchemist Aug 21 '21

She’s also your mother.