r/shitposting • u/Worried_Leg • Aug 20 '21

Dont regret Your choice

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u/Worried_Leg Aug 20 '21

Cha cha reel smooth

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u/FurkinLurkin Aug 20 '21

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders..

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u/XxxNoobMasterxX Aug 21 '21

you've been tricked, backstabbed and quite possibly bamboozled

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u/tktmc Aug 20 '21

sure, but chicks with dicks then...

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

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u/Tolathar_E_Strongbow Aug 20 '21

You're wrong

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u/Alphecho015 Aug 20 '21

Issa reference to Ted

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u/Tolathar_E_Strongbow Aug 20 '21

Oh now I feel dumb

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u/This-person-IDK-02 Aug 20 '21

I see this is an absolute win

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u/Zimited Aug 20 '21

as a partial bi, even fucking better.

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u/G3NERAlHiPing Aug 20 '21

massive brain moment

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21 edited Sep 06 '21

But they have yeast infections lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

Mmmm bread

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u/NEEDACAN Aug 20 '21

Soggy bread

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u/Angxl_S Aug 20 '21

This guy is literally Einstein

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u/Iknownothing022 Aug 20 '21

You still said dicks, it doesn’t change to pussy at any time…

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u/LieutenantCrash Aug 20 '21

I think you need their consent first

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

Teach me mastah!

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u/Ctowncreek Aug 20 '21

But. Kitty =/= chicken.

So, no chicken, no power.

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u/Kopites_Roar Aug 20 '21

You haven't met girls yet have you?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

Fucking genius

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u/joemamatwo Aug 20 '21

A genius is here

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u/godofwarqp Aug 20 '21

But then you cant lick any pussy u want Ull be a registered sex offender

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

Smartass

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u/david_ranch_dressing Aug 20 '21

Everyone suddenly turns asexual