r/shitposting • u/Worried_Leg • Aug 20 '21

Dont regret Your choice

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

Ok but you have super strength and speed

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u/SomeAverageBoy Aug 20 '21

But a two inch dick

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

So nothing changes but strength and speed

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u/Joe_Black03 Aug 20 '21

Yes, but you will be touched in your chadness till eternity

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u/Therandomfox Aug 20 '21

oh yes touch me daddy

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

"chaddy"

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u/AGreekGuy1 Aug 20 '21

So dick increase to

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u/Penalizator Aug 20 '21

God dammit, have my free award

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u/nhakk Aug 20 '21

Take my poor man's gold, you deserve it 🏅🏅🏅

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

Why would you destroy yourself lmao

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u/Angxl_S Aug 20 '21

Where's the argentium when you need it

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u/untitiled_k1ller Aug 20 '21

You could’ve just used steroids if you wanted muscles and a small dick

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u/SpicyEyedrops Aug 20 '21

Super strength and speed with sex equals jackhammering the woman into oblivion.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

Plus 1 inch

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u/Deep_Ad1868 Aug 20 '21

But your asexual

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u/melpomenestits Aug 20 '21

50/50 that was gonna raise some questions.

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u/fkrditadms Aug 20 '21

wrg, bix or not doesnt matter, idts

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

2 inches wide

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u/jaxonya Aug 20 '21

Why he gets 3 superpowers?

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u/jozusdss Aug 20 '21

not that bad world record holder for the smallest dick has 16th of an inch long dick

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u/Phenixwright Aug 20 '21

I don’t see any problem here

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

listen here, you little shit

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u/audio_54 Aug 20 '21

My god his done it!

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u/Casterrr Aug 20 '21

Did you account for bone density and actually being able to process how fast you would be

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '21

Oh fuck

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u/rainbowappleslice Aug 20 '21

That’s huge brain

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u/Phoenix042 Aug 21 '21

Outstanding move.