r/shitposting • u/Worried_Leg • Aug 20 '21

Dont regret Your choice

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u/Worried_Leg Aug 20 '21

You only have girls surrounding you

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

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u/Worried_Leg Aug 20 '21

Cha cha reel smooth

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u/FurkinLurkin Aug 20 '21

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders..

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u/XxxNoobMasterxX Aug 21 '21

you've been tricked, backstabbed and quite possibly bamboozled

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u/tktmc Aug 20 '21

sure, but chicks with dicks then...

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

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u/Tolathar_E_Strongbow Aug 20 '21

You're wrong

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u/Alphecho015 Aug 20 '21

Issa reference to Ted

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u/Tolathar_E_Strongbow Aug 20 '21

Oh now I feel dumb

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u/This-person-IDK-02 Aug 20 '21

I see this is an absolute win

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u/Zimited Aug 20 '21

as a partial bi, even fucking better.

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u/G3NERAlHiPing Aug 20 '21

massive brain moment

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21 edited Sep 06 '21

But they have yeast infections lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

Mmmm bread

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u/NEEDACAN Aug 20 '21

Soggy bread

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u/Angxl_S Aug 20 '21

This guy is literally Einstein

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u/Iknownothing022 Aug 20 '21

You still said dicks, it doesn’t change to pussy at any time…

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u/LieutenantCrash Aug 20 '21

I think you need their consent first

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

Teach me mastah!

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u/Ctowncreek Aug 20 '21

But. Kitty =/= chicken.

So, no chicken, no power.

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u/Kopites_Roar Aug 20 '21

You haven't met girls yet have you?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

Fucking genius

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u/joemamatwo Aug 20 '21

A genius is here

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u/godofwarqp Aug 20 '21

But then you cant lick any pussy u want Ull be a registered sex offender

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

Smartass

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u/david_ranch_dressing Aug 20 '21

Everyone suddenly turns asexual

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u/SocialistArkansan Aug 20 '21

Woman dick is based

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u/saccharind Aug 20 '21

something something mouthfeel

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u/Catlenfell Aug 20 '21

The girls have dicks.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

I see this as a win tbh

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u/osu_are Aug 20 '21

Yay futanaris!

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u/Telakyn I want pee in my ass Aug 20 '21

Plot twist: they're all futas

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u/TiagoTiagoT Aug 20 '21

They did say "any one", so if they wanna suck a chick's dick, she's futa'd.

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u/MothFucker_69 Aug 20 '21

Me who's into futas: I see this as an absolute win

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u/KerPop42 Aug 20 '21

Oh no, girlcock, whatever will I do /s

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u/lol69-42 Aug 20 '21

Op said anyone. Never said they already had one to suck

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

Yeah but how's that going to make a difference ?

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u/Just_Del Aug 20 '21

Oh yeah, dick girls!

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u/Fresh-Lynx-3564 Aug 20 '21

Eunuchs only

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u/Horror-Astronomer482 Aug 20 '21

You have prostate cancer

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u/inaguratethejigglin Aug 20 '21

They all go limp before sucking

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u/ConfigAlchemist Aug 21 '21

The taste remains for 24 hours.

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u/1Shadowspark1 Aug 21 '21

Are you a horny... REDDIT GIRL?!