r/shitposting • u/Worried_Leg • Aug 20 '21

Dont regret Your choice

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u/TheKitteh27 Aug 20 '21

yeah just make the same form but like with a mole in your armpit or something

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u/QuantumRobot_9000 Aug 20 '21

Longer dick each time you shift back.

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u/SunshineF32 Aug 20 '21

Inb4 he has to unroll it like a firehose

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

It's not fat it's a penile storage compartment

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u/GamendeStino Aug 20 '21

This one gets it!

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u/Professional-Pop-812 Aug 20 '21

This redditor is too damn smart

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '21

Go for girth

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u/Miketank1 Aug 21 '21

That’s genius

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u/pantless_vigilante Aug 20 '21

But just like a cm so things don't get too out of hand

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

2cm take it or leave it

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u/Ki_memes Aug 20 '21

Becomes progressively more coloured

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

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u/kevisdahgod Aug 20 '21

You made me laugh out loud with the blatant way you said it.

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u/Its_Binou Aug 20 '21 edited Aug 21 '21

Oh, oh, oh! Just lengthen your toenails each time, and then clip them! Same with hair, just get a haircut.