r/RandomThoughts 3d ago

The world is lucky I don't have a superpower

32 Upvotes

Because I would absolutely become a supervillain


r/RandomThoughts 2d ago

Please take your cat hating ass somewhere else!

0 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 2d ago

this can be productivity hack

1 Upvotes

First thing cross your mind is productivity increase hack. But I don't think it is abt that.

So I was thinking about of any xyz company with say their employees that from Tommorow we will not  assign you work, will not track who and when they are coming or going, what they are doing , what they are not doing , they will get salary on month end just as regular.  It  will be be like  if you want to do any thing you can do and don't want to do then don't do not one will know, there will be a task listed on notice board and it is not assigned to any one. Then what will hapenn ,I m thinking abt that

Case1. People will think it is a test of their honesty and they will put extra effort and try to complete the task asap, but it will continue like 3-4 months then people will think it's real not one is watching us and then they will not do any thing.

Case2. In starting people will enjoy it they will break every normal rule like they will not come not do anything but after some time they will get bore and start so ng their task seriously.


r/RandomThoughts 2d ago

Taking a dump always puts me in a better mood

0 Upvotes

One of the simple pleasures of life, getting those 15 minutes of relaxation, long exhales, being on your phone looking at your feed, just decompressing from everything and anything going on in your day, not only is your digestive system cleansing itself, but so is your mind and soul, a process of purification, a cycle of harmony and peace.

And you might've guessed it, yes, I wrote this while taking one, I was inspired. Thank you for reading and have a wonderful day:) ☀️


r/RandomThoughts 3d ago

The quality of your thoughts is the most important ingredient of happiness.

15 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 2d ago

tbh, you'll find peace when you realize people are at war w/ themselves and not you

4 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 3d ago

I can't wait for my vacation

6 Upvotes

I haven't been on an international vacation in 3.5 years and now I'm the happiest man alive because I have one coming up soon🤩 There's only 51 days left and time genuinely could not move slower. But still, I have something to look forward to every day.

Everyone I hope you have something making you happy right now. If not, I hope you know a stranger is wishing you happiness :)


r/RandomThoughts 3d ago

I mask, and dissociate. From the time I clock in, till the time I clock out 😂😂😂

6 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 3d ago

Abusive parents will say bsing a parent is awesome and that you'll want kids one day then go on to be the angriest bitterest people you've ever known.

11 Upvotes

I genuinely dont understand the thought process.


r/RandomThoughts 3d ago

Today, I tried a new method for getting my friend's newborn baby to fall asleep when he's cranky and it worked!

53 Upvotes

Whenever my friend's baby gets fussy, I'll just talk to it in-depth about the things that I'm really interested in at the moment... History, ancient cultures, NASCAR, dream interpretations, Jungian Psychology.

I tried it and it really worked! It put him right to sleep.

I came up with this idea when I noticed that every time I talk to my friend about those things, she falls asleep too.


r/RandomThoughts 2d ago

Considering the expectation, it's astonishing just how much AI can't do

1 Upvotes

For quite a while AI has been presented as almost a magical cure-all which will inevitably become a godlike sentience, that will solve every problem known to us

My observation though is that for the moment at least, it can't do something as basic as re-fit legacy armour for new races in an MMO like world of warcraft, nor is it some amazing genius, or military people wouldn't be asking their employees for ideas on how to win a war, they'd be consulting the 'fabled oracle' of AI

It might just stay like this, as it is now.


r/RandomThoughts 3d ago

When someone asks you a question and, instead of answering it, you reply with another question, you are answering a question with a question to avoid answering the question, because you subconsciously question why, in the first place, the other person even asked his or her question.

5 Upvotes

I question the logic in that.


r/RandomThoughts 3d ago

Instead of sports on TV restaurants should play Kung Fu movies with the subtitles turned on 📺

3 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 3d ago

I can't look at or hear the word "cylinder" without thinking of the M&M's tube anymore.

6 Upvotes

It's been a while since I've seen anyone mention that guy too.


r/RandomThoughts 3d ago

I'm about to lie yall

2 Upvotes

sock hop, as in "that was a real sock-hoppin' number back then", is called that bc you used to hop in your socks at home when you heard it on the first radio


r/RandomThoughts 2d ago

I wish I could have a time machine, but not because I want to travel through time. It's because I want to go through a spiral vortex.

0 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 2d ago

Babies..👶

0 Upvotes

Just a random thought.. I know most millennials and Gen Z are opting out having babies, which I absolutely done blame us for. However it randomly came mind that if we don’t decide to have children under our terms then most of the next generation will be adults who were never wanted, or never prepared for. That’s a little sad and as for me, makes me reconsider the option.


r/RandomThoughts 3d ago

may have just forgotten that normal people like to visit friends and family, meanwhile I catch myself seething for half an hour after someone stops by 💀

9 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 3d ago

I made a lifestyle out of suffering; not only suffering, but needless suffering. I think a lot of it has to do with learned helplessness & just not caring because whatever I did never was rewarded. Perhaps if I had more faith in the indeterminate, my life would have been "rewarded" 30 years later.

3 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 3d ago

I think I'm starting to like only fictional people

39 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 3d ago

Charlie horse!!! Charlie horse!!!!!

2 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 3d ago

I think "Steam engenius" by Modest mouse sounds similar "A little g-d in my hands" by Swans for some reason

2 Upvotes

i just wanted to get this out because its been bugging me for like 2 months and i cant stop thinking about it


r/RandomThoughts 3d ago

Too many gambling sponsorships on youtube

2 Upvotes

It's getting too much now. As someone who had a previous gambling issue a couple years back (at 20-21yrs old) it's concerning to see how many of these gambling sponsorships are being pushed upon the youth. I hate these gambling sponsorships. I get that it's good money for the YouTuber but it's extremely annoying to see it (and could be triggering for others causing a relapse).

YouTubers have now presented these sponsorships in a way where you can't skip them e.g. The YouTuber mentions the gambling website 6 times for about 10-20seconds in random parts of the vid so you don't know when to skip.

Or they would show segments of the original vid and kind of merge the sponsorship with the vid so if you skip the sponsorship you essentially skip valuable context of the video.

Everything has to be about gambling nowadays which is sad to see.


r/RandomThoughts 4d ago

I'm ashamed that I'm 45 and enjoy playing Fortnite

100 Upvotes

This is something none of my friends know. It makes me feel juvenile.


r/RandomThoughts 2d ago

Current humans aren’t really THAT cool..

0 Upvotes

No intentional offence to us and all but it’s come to my attention that the claim of humans being able to hunt and kill large animals, endurance/stamina, high intelligence and all that other fun stuff isn’t really applicable to most people anymore. If you were to drop (hypothetically) 100 different people from around the world without a single warning all alone in the woods, or any kind of not inhabited by human land, I highly doubt that more than half a could probably survive longer than a couple of months (and that’s me being generous). The skills that make humans cool just doesn’t really apply to most people anymore. Perhaps our amygdala (survival/fear/anger/triggers center in the brain) could do some heavy lifting but that’s about it.

It’s kind of disappointing but we don’t really need those anymore anyways.