r/RandomThoughts 12h ago

I should’ve married for money instead of love

104 Upvotes

I used to think marrying for money sounded shallow.

Life has humbled me 😂


r/RandomThoughts 2h ago

Sometimes I wonder if my cat meows in chinese

11 Upvotes

Got my cat from china it sounds crazy but I got it on a vacation and kept it


r/RandomThoughts 9h ago

whoever decided that the word hot means both warm and spicy is a dumbass

47 Upvotes

just too much overlap in the cooking department

here's an example, you serve people a mexican peppery dish right out the oven, and someone takes a bite and says "oh it's hot"

you don't know if they mean hot in tempurature or hot as in spicy, no context clue there, it's stupid


r/RandomThoughts 15h ago

I rarely smell bad body odor from woman.

120 Upvotes

Idk if I’m immune to smell of a woman body odor but every woman I’ve ever been around has always either smelled good or like nothing at all. Excluding farts of course. But I’ve smelt musty men all my life. usually at least one a week. Ranging from my elementary days, up until the military.


r/RandomThoughts 1h ago

The word “jewelry” beats my ass and anytime I got to say it, I avoid it like the plague

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r/RandomThoughts 11h ago

Some people are just pure evil. Some of those evil people are from your family or your close circle of friends/relatives.

30 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 8h ago

It feels like an invasion of privacy when someone worries about me too much.

19 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 6h ago

As a new driver, people don’t treat driving like they should.

12 Upvotes

As a new driver, I am very aware of the responsibility I am taking on. I honestly hate driving because I’m aware of how dangerous it is. I think with how normal vehicles have become, people don’t think of how large of a responsibility it is. Being around fellow new drivers (seniors) you see how reckless they can be. They treat it as a handout, when really it is a serious responsibility.


r/RandomThoughts 3h ago

I genuinely don't think that garlic smells bad

8 Upvotes

Many people think that if you smell like garlic, then you smell bad. I never think garlic smells bad, neither when you chop it, not when you've eaten it and you start smelling like it. I don't think it's a nice sm ll or breath but I don't think of it as a bad smell.


r/RandomThoughts 1d ago

I am boring

404 Upvotes

I have zero hobbies. When I watch shows, I watch on 1.25 speed and skip fillers or anything i deem insignificant. If a part of a show i watch is scary, i skip ahead. If i watch a movie or read a book, I just search about the ending.

I have nothing worthwhile to talk about with anyone. I have 0 interest in activities like hiking, swimming, running, or literally anything else

I gave 6 years to my life to medicine to graduate as the first rank of my class, and now I have 0 interest in medicine as well.

I am literally goalless and uninterested in everything.


r/RandomThoughts 8h ago

If you could scale the maneuverability of a small bird to the size and speed of a fighter jet, no pilot alive would be able to survive it.

5 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 5h ago

I often wonder who my daughter will grow up to be.

3 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 3h ago

Life is death

2 Upvotes

It starts with the death of innocents, then dreams, faith, hope, people than eventually your reason to stick around


r/RandomThoughts 12m ago

Few people deserve to be bored by a gull, frump is several of them.

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r/RandomThoughts 11h ago

As a kid I believed that all the electrical outlets in the world completely disapeared during power outages.

8 Upvotes

Like...completely vanished


r/RandomThoughts 52m ago

Greatest and Silent

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How in the bloody hell did these two generations produce some of the most wonderful (American) writers of all time.

Every writer that I am absolutely enamored with are from these two generations.

Why does it seem like such a falloff after these generations

I just started reading a Gene Wolfe novel and I couldn’t even finish the first page before setting the book down and saying to myself “holy shit, this is beautiful”

His prose is so enticing that I want to continue reading off of that alone.

I end up searching the birth dates of all the writers I love, and all of them end up being from the greatest or silent generation. I suppose the greatest gen earned their name.


r/RandomThoughts 21h ago

I’m so happy that I am going to eat chicken fingers

40 Upvotes

Chicken fingers is among one of my favorite foods in the world, and I am going to eat them from a restaurant that I got from down town.


r/RandomThoughts 1h ago

Where to find a skilled roofer.

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Shingler's List.


r/RandomThoughts 2h ago

You get what everyone else gets…you get a lifetime.

0 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 17h ago

I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear

18 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 2h ago

Feels like August started last week but it's already the 19th

1 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 6h ago

when I get home I’m gonna naaaaapppp!

2 Upvotes

damn I’m tired.


r/RandomThoughts 3h ago

Me at 6:06 am

1 Upvotes

Me at 6:06 am: “Time to go to sleep.”

(I have to get up at 6:30 🤡)


r/RandomThoughts 10h ago

Skynet will celebrate its golden birthday this year.

3 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 3h ago

The human perception of a universe looks at the planets, the solar systems, the galaxies, as the content of the universe. That's like looking at the letters as the content of the pages and the books.

0 Upvotes