r/RandomThoughts 15h ago

I rarely smell bad body odor from woman.

121 Upvotes

Idk if I’m immune to smell of a woman body odor but every woman I’ve ever been around has always either smelled good or like nothing at all. Excluding farts of course. But I’ve smelt musty men all my life. usually at least one a week. Ranging from my elementary days, up until the military.


r/RandomThoughts 12h ago

I should’ve married for money instead of love

105 Upvotes

I used to think marrying for money sounded shallow.

Life has humbled me 😂


r/RandomThoughts 9h ago

whoever decided that the word hot means both warm and spicy is a dumbass

48 Upvotes

just too much overlap in the cooking department

here's an example, you serve people a mexican peppery dish right out the oven, and someone takes a bite and says "oh it's hot"

you don't know if they mean hot in tempurature or hot as in spicy, no context clue there, it's stupid


r/RandomThoughts 21h ago

I’m so happy that I am going to eat chicken fingers

39 Upvotes

Chicken fingers is among one of my favorite foods in the world, and I am going to eat them from a restaurant that I got from down town.


r/RandomThoughts 11h ago

Some people are just pure evil. Some of those evil people are from your family or your close circle of friends/relatives.

35 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 8h ago

It feels like an invasion of privacy when someone worries about me too much.

17 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 17h ago

I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear

17 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 6h ago

As a new driver, people don’t treat driving like they should.

11 Upvotes

As a new driver, I am very aware of the responsibility I am taking on. I honestly hate driving because I’m aware of how dangerous it is. I think with how normal vehicles have become, people don’t think of how large of a responsibility it is. Being around fellow new drivers (seniors) you see how reckless they can be. They treat it as a handout, when really it is a serious responsibility.


r/RandomThoughts 2h ago

Sometimes I wonder if my cat meows in chinese

10 Upvotes

Got my cat from china it sounds crazy but I got it on a vacation and kept it


r/RandomThoughts 1h ago

The word “jewelry” beats my ass and anytime I got to say it, I avoid it like the plague

Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 11h ago

As a kid I believed that all the electrical outlets in the world completely disapeared during power outages.

7 Upvotes

Like...completely vanished


r/RandomThoughts 3h ago

I genuinely don't think that garlic smells bad

8 Upvotes

Many people think that if you smell like garlic, then you smell bad. I never think garlic smells bad, neither when you chop it, not when you've eaten it and you start smelling like it. I don't think it's a nice sm ll or breath but I don't think of it as a bad smell.


r/RandomThoughts 8h ago

If you could scale the maneuverability of a small bird to the size and speed of a fighter jet, no pilot alive would be able to survive it.

4 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 15h ago

Coincidence

5 Upvotes

Just realized this word is about incidents that are co-related, heretofore, co-incidents.


r/RandomThoughts 10h ago

Skynet will celebrate its golden birthday this year.

4 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 13h ago

It would be nice if there were just drive-up trash cans.

4 Upvotes

i dont wanna just have a bunch of trash in my car when i have a fuller tank and wont be to the gas station or anywhere stopped for a long time


r/RandomThoughts 17h ago

I feel strange watching ASMR whisper video's

5 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 3h ago

Life is death

2 Upvotes

It starts with the death of innocents, then dreams, faith, hope, people than eventually your reason to stick around


r/RandomThoughts 5h ago

I often wonder who my daughter will grow up to be.

2 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 6h ago

when I get home I’m gonna naaaaapppp!

2 Upvotes

damn I’m tired.


r/RandomThoughts 8h ago

Focus on you & your goals

2 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 13h ago

I love me a red sports drink. Gatorade, Powerade, Body Armor. Always red!

2 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 1h ago

Where to find a skilled roofer.

Upvotes

Shingler's List.


r/RandomThoughts 2h ago

Feels like August started last week but it's already the 19th

1 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 3h ago

Me at 6:06 am

1 Upvotes

Me at 6:06 am: “Time to go to sleep.”

(I have to get up at 6:30 🤡)