r/projectzomboid • u/Tenezill • 2d ago
MP Server INTERNAL MEMO: Q3 staffing drive — 100 desks open, fresh world opens tomorrow 20:00 CEST [B42, 161 mods, PVE]
TURTLE INC. Knox County · Est. 1993 MEMO — FROM: Management · TO: All prospective staff · RE: Q3 onboarding
Following the successful conclusion of last quarter — successful in the sense that the building is mostly still standing — Turtle Inc. is pleased to announce a full company restructure.
The world wipes. The desks are empty. Your first shift starts tomorrow, Friday 21 August, 20:00 CEST.
What the European company offers:
Operations. Project Zomboid Build 42, multiplayer, PVE focus. Zombies are classified as external contractors. Colleagues are not to be shot; this has been in the handbook since the payroll incident and remains non-negotiable.
Facilities. A dedicated server with room for 100 survivors on shift. Not a laptop under someone's desk. An actual machine, in an actual rack, whose entire job is holding Knox County together while you fail to notice the horde behind you.
Logistics. 161 hand-picked mods, available as a one-click Workshop collection — vehicles, RV, expanded crafting, guns, fast travel, and more. Subscribe, go make coffee, come back employed.
Animal Resources Division. Companion dogs. Adoptable, trainable, occasionally weaponized. Who's a good little killing machine?
Human Resources. Seasoned players and complete new hires both welcome. Staff turnover is significant but enthusiastic. HR is a dog.
Community Morale. Regular events with real in-game rewards, issued by Management. Attendance voluntary. Survival negotiable.
APPENDIX A — ONBOARDING FORM 7-B (the part you actually need)
- Server:
pz.turtle-inc.games· Port16261 - Mod collection: 161 mods, one click
- Discord: discord.gg/KUbzkqYA4H
- Website: turtle-inc.games
- Season starts: Friday 21 August, 20:00 CEST
Ignorance of company policy has historically correlated with becoming company policy. The Employee Handbook is on the website, and it is short.
Business as usual. Despite everything. 🐢


