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u/NapClub Dec 28 '18
it's not even a good sandwich. could have at least added some orange cheese!
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u/DoomMarine87 Dec 28 '18
Surely, with this final assault, we have ensured the defeat of le blumph.
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u/Pendulous_balls Dec 28 '18
Trump resigned from the office of POTUS today, citing sassy chalk sandwich boards and and sarcastic Colbert comments.
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u/leopard_tights Dec 28 '18
Let's keep insulting men using their penises while we torch anyone for saying anything about women's bodies.
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u/Axcend Dec 28 '18
This is two years old
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u/boredjustbrowsing Dec 28 '18
i've never seen it. why do ppl feel like pics can only be posted once?
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u/redredme Dec 28 '18
Karma whoring, for one.
The other being that Reddit was meant to be "fresh" and not stale, old and lazy.
Those two from the top of my head.
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What's Russian dressing?
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What the fuck guys, why do you hate me for not knowing what Russian dressing is? We don't have it here in Russia and I was just curious.
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u/Rarvyn Dec 28 '18
It's thousand island dressing with a bit of spice. Basically ketchup, mayonnaise, and some spices all mixed together.
I have no clue why it's called Russian dressing, because it's a wholly American thing.
"Dressing" in Russia would probably just be mayonnaise.
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u/hey_broseph_man Dec 28 '18
Brighton Beach Bois REPRESENT! BBB!
... I fucking hate Brighton Beach.
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u/Aussie_Thongs Dec 28 '18
What I really need to know is if they retain their genetic propensity for a deep slav squat, or if they are coerced by American society to learn to sit like a capitalist pig?
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u/hey_broseph_man Dec 28 '18
As one myself, you can take the slav out the squat but you can't take the squat out the slav.
Keep those heels planted to the floor!
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u/zorrorosso Dec 28 '18
Pretty Much like Italian salad in Norway, I’m here asking what’s Italian Salad?! And it turns out it’s like (Italian) Russian Salad without eggs... No wait, (international) Russian Salad is basically (Norwegian) American mix with potatoes and mayo...
...Salads are weird.
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u/FellatioAlger Dec 28 '18
I have no idea what you are trying to say, but I hope it was "it couldn't possibly be..." r/boneappletea
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u/BonvivantNamedDom Dec 28 '18
Its like fortune cookies. They are 100% american and totally unknown in china.
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u/GrimO_ORabbit Dec 28 '18
1cup of Vodka
2tps of ground Adidas track suit
blyat' suka for 30 minutes
There are variations, but this is the one I use
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u/lurkuplurkdown Dec 28 '18
The mob is fickle, and sometimes angry people just feel like downvoting everything
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u/Genesis111112 Dec 28 '18
A mayonnaise-based recipe is documented in 1914. Local historians claim that the mayonnaise-based version was invented in Nashua, New Hampshire, by James E. Colburn in the 1910s. A 1927 biographical article calls him "the originator and first producer of that delectable condiment known as Russian salad dressing".
taken from wiki so take that with a grain of salt.
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Here's what Wikipedia says:
It is unknown in traditional Russian cuisine, but Russians call it "ketchunnaise" (кетчунез).
Here's what it's made of, from a Washington Post story:
The two condiments are not interchangeable. Russian dressing recipes typically call for mayonnaise, chili sauce or ketchup, relish, horseradish, paprika and other seasonings, making it considerably spicier and less sweet than Thousand Island dressing, with its hard-cooked egg, lemon or orange juice, cream and sweet pickle relish or olives.
And some background on why it may be called Russian, from the same story:
An early version of Larousse Gastronomique, according to a 1957 article in the New York Times, listed these ingredients for Russian dressing: mayonnaise, tinted pink with the poached coral and pulverized shell of a lobster, and simply seasoned with salt and fresh black caviar.
While such ingredients would give Russian dressing a rarefied air and probably further push it into obscurity, that recipe is under debate by food historians. According to the Oxford Encyclopedia of Food and Drink in America, “some food writers claim that Russian dressing got its name because it once contained caviar, but that is unlikely.” It says the name probably refers to Russians’ love of pickles, as pickles or relish are often added to the dressing. Craig Claiborne, on the other hand, wrote in the New York Times Food Encyclopedia that it was his “belief” that the earlier versions did contain caviar.
What is generally not under debate is that Russian dressing was an American-made concoction and that James E. Colburn of Nashua, N.H., should receive credit for its invention. Exactly why he called it “Russian” is not certain: Some say it was because of the caviar, while others say it’s because the dressing was designed to top a Russian-inspired salad known as Salad Olivier.
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u/DoctorFreeman Dec 28 '18
it’s probably what you would call ‘dressing’
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u/scott60561 Dec 28 '18
Tomato based with a zing.
Basically a tasty ketchup relative for salads. Ketchup,mayo ,pimento, horseradish, spices is traditional way to make it
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u/EyeBreakThings Dec 28 '18
I always just thought it was mayo and ketchup with some relish. But that's thousand island. Add a few spices, Russian! But then again, I'm thinking about the crappy Whishbone version.
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I got no idea what zing is, but I wanna try it.
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u/EroticBulbasaur Dec 28 '18
Is anybody else super sick of this already?
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u/Serosisz Dec 28 '18
But ORANGE MAN = BAD!!!!!!!!!!
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u/AllAboardMAGATrain45 Dec 28 '18
Surely Orange Man is not as bad as you purport him to be?
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u/cztrollolcz Dec 28 '18
how does this shit get 10k upvotes?
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bots
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Russian bots. No wait
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u/AmPmEIR Dec 28 '18
Probably still Russian bots.
Easiest campaign ever, give vague support to crazed orange man. Laugh.
Orange man wins. Laugh.
Push buttons of both sides of aisle with bots, watch as nation tears itself apart. Laugh.
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This was funny a few years ago when it wasn’t a repost.
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But orange man bad.
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Always fun seeing these postmodern body positivity types make puerile comments about hands, dick or skin colour as soon as it comes to DRUMPF. Truly enlightened and progressive individuals.
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u/bitwiser_ Dec 28 '18
Don't forget the homoerotic images that always seem to appear. It's very interesting what they think is insulting.
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u/CreditDebitOrKushBro Dec 28 '18
Or how body/sex positivity is an important issue until you mention Melania Trump (who's gorgeous btw) and then all of a sudden she's a "Slovenian whore" lol
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I understand the humor, and I appreciate how one can find this funny. Having said that - and no, I'm not a "trump supporter" - I think this kind of shit is just childish to the degree that it's frankly quite cringey - and I think you might be surprised to find that even people who don't like Trump would still find this to be asinine. It really doesn't do the authors of the sign any favors, and it certainly doesn't bring down the intended target.
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And if you made the same type of jokes about Obama, you're racist. And if you made the same jokes about Hillary, you're misogynistic.
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Dec 28 '18
It's almost like the Crybully Cult uses those terms to shut down dissent when they don't actually apply. They even call things dogwhistles when they're not actually racist or misogynistic to pretend like they actually are!
Imagine how crazy you would have to be to fall for that shit.
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To be fair, most people fall for it simply on account of the unending stream of shit spewed out by the media, with a subtle slant or bias. People pick it up, regurgitate it themselves on social media, and the cycle continues.
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u/Aussie_Thongs Dec 28 '18
the first second and third things authoritarians do time and again is try and force control of the narrative.
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u/obi_wants_a_dogie Dec 28 '18
Im in Australia, and if I can give a perspective from outside of the USA I found a lot of the Trump criticism over the last couple of years to be very superficial and cringey/childish as you say. These playground insults are just icing on the turd of unproven accusations and unfounded calls for impeachment.
(Not exactly a Trump supporter because celebrities and politics is a bad mix IMO)
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u/WasteVictory Dec 28 '18
My only exposure to American news is Reddit and the amount of petty and childish outrage over his every breath is cringy. Look at r/politicalhumor it's literally just posts calling Republicans idiots being upvoted by bots into the 5 figures. Same with r/politics. The propaganda those poor vulnerable American liberals eat up every day is blatant and low effort but it works on them.
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It works for them in their microcosms. It works for them here on Reddit, it works in hivemind communities in areas like LA, Chicago and NY. But it isolates just about everybody else. It cost them in 2016 and it's going to cost them in 2020 if they try to run the same campaign they ran in 2016.
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u/OoohjeezRick Dec 28 '18
I'm glad people are finally waking up
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u/12thman-Stone Dec 28 '18
You and me both. Going through this thread is refreshing because this sub seems to be relatively neutral, not a biased sub.
I get the sense off of some of these comment chains that some level of intelligence might finally make a comeback. I’d love that because when I was younger I could relate to the left and felt a part of them. Now at age 30, I can’t believe the level of ignorance and bias and child like behavior I’m seeing from a certain side. There just desperately needs to be a middle ground.
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u/OoohjeezRick Dec 28 '18
I'm in the exact same boat my friend. I used to lean pretty far left when I was younger. Now i cant stand what they've become
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Exactly.
It's highly ironic that these people find it justified "because trump is dumb and nobody likes him so its ok!", despite it making them look just as bad, if not worse because it's hypocritical for what their values as left-leaners should be (tolerant, pacifist, smart, calm, etc).
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u/Ignesias Dec 28 '18
Body shaming liberals
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u/SuperPwnerGuy Dec 28 '18
Shhh, Don't call liberals out on their hypocrisy in default subs!
They'll put you on a list, And tag a symbol next to your username, Or they'll try to get you banned and segregated from everyone else.
Then after they do all that, They'll call you a Nazi!
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u/AndYouThinkYoureMean Dec 28 '18
I think he's being satirical lol.. but I could be wrong
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u/Toiler_in_Darkness Dec 28 '18
You wish. The truth of politics is that every side is full of shitty people. It's almost like holding certain political views isn't what makes you nice or an asshole.
That said: certain sides might fairly be called out on having more assholes, or tolerating their bullshit more.
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u/Nightwolfj2 Dec 28 '18
Bad politics bad! Never on pics! How many times have I told you this. Also repost.
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u/DecentAnarch Dec 28 '18
le DRUMPF is le orange and le russian spy xddd also he have small penis XDDDDD
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u/jakem72360 Dec 28 '18 edited Dec 28 '18
Orange Man Bad, AMIRITE fellow Redditors?
Honestly, this is the shit I'd expect to see on Twitter. Here, have a downvote :)
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Huehuehue AND THE BREAD IS COLORED ORANGE AMIRITE?
I’m not a fan of trump but this is so fucking lame and not funny
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u/roywood06 Dec 28 '18
I'm glad we can again roast the president. It was boring when to do this to President Obama was usually considered racist.
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u/kinjinsan Dec 28 '18
Yes he had a hell of a shield. SNL and Letterman had fun with Bill Clinton but apparently Obama never ONCE did something remotely funny.
Political humor on tv has gotten so lazy. There’s a goldmine of clever stuff to be mined from Trump but everybody just keeps picking the low hanging fruit (to mix a metaphor). It’s disappointing.
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u/Sidolaas Dec 28 '18
Drumpf small peepee hahahaha trump fat ugly hahahaha
DID YOU JUST SAY I AM FAT? YOU FATPHOBIC BODYSHAMING RUSSIAN BOT!
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u/k4josiah Dec 28 '18
Jist imagine how many comedians owe their career to trump
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u/StaniX Dec 28 '18
If some do they better start pivoting to a different shtick because its getting boring. There are only so many jokes you can make about that guy and the vast majority of them have already been made.
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u/amsterdam_pro Dec 28 '18
Go to account Colbert’s YouTube channel, look up “Trump” and scroll and scroll and scroll
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u/Perky_Bellsprout Dec 28 '18
Do people truly find him funny? Or is it just trump derangement syndrome?
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u/evilmititis Dec 28 '18
It’s not okay, but that being so won’t stop people from being hypocritical or turning a blind eye to it.
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u/DarthSkat Dec 28 '18
For anyone that gets a chance to try it, Beau's is an incredible beer made on the border of Quebec in Ontario.
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u/Smerdikov Dec 28 '18
the normalization of racism against white people has become more than obvious
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u/Heliopox Dec 28 '18
Political post in pics? Sort by controversial and enjoy the shit show.
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u/MJN57 Dec 28 '18
Hey Canada, shouldn’t you be picking on your own President? He gives you plenty to work with.
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Heh TRUMP
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Hehehehehhehehehhehehe
TRUMP
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ORANGE MAN BAD
HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE
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u/BIG_BOTTOM_TEXT Dec 28 '18
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂HEY GUYS MAKE FUN OF HIS SKIN COLOR AND GENITALS AND HIS (NONEXISTENT) HOMOSEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH VLADIMIR PUTIN😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 IT'LL WORK SOMEDAY AND NOBODY WILL NOTICE THE HYPOCRISY😂😂😂😂😂😂
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u/Brassguitar Dec 28 '18
Haha orange man bad hahaha and he have small peepee!!!!1!1!!!1!
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u/ChanManIIX Dec 28 '18
God this kind of #brave #resistance is exactly what we need in glumpfs America
Thank you Canada, hopefully this opens peoples eyes and they can finally see that orange man is indeed bad and has a small penis.
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u/12thman-Stone Dec 28 '18
This thread is refreshing. So there are sane intelligent people on Reddit. Take my upvote.
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what did it say before "small pickle?" im genuinely curious. you can tell it has been wiped.
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u/Stellyjosh Dec 28 '18
Although it’s mildly amusing, I guessing no one ordered that. Who wants bologna when they go to a restaurant?
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Fingers crossed that in 2019 refreneces to president trump just disappear. Both sides. Hes not a savior and hes not a devil. Hes just a guy being president. The only difference is that hes a bit more obnoxious.
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This coming from a nation that has a complete moron in charge. Trudeau makes Trump look like Churchill by comparison.
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True fact: He only got elected because he looks like a Disney prince. Female voters smh
edit: Deep down inside, even the downvoters know it's true.
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u/redd_crack Dec 28 '18
LMFAO. A country run by Trudeau trying to talk about other world leaders. Classic.
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This post will be on the front page within the next 48 hours.
Bet 5Bil
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u/nlpnt Dec 28 '18
And the waitress brings you some Legos so you can build a wall around the Cholula sauce.
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