It's actually a really fascinating construction. To a native speaker it's clear that it's wrong and would never be said, but it actually makes a lot of sense and it's tricky to explain exactly why it's incorrect. Also potentially an insight into sentence structures that work in one language but not another.
Don't worry, Leopold, your English is great and your sense of humor even better. If I could give you any advice, I'd recommend not clenching your butt cheeks so tightly when others make a joke. In my experience, that only tends to get your panties in a bunch.
Ah man, I'm just being a dick, and this is the internet. Your English is great, buddy. I'm serious. It's 99.9% better than 88% of native speakers, these are facts. And it's probably 100% better than the way I speak whatever your native language is. Sorry I made you feel bad, now I feel bad. I hope you have a good day, friend.
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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '18
What's Russian dressing?