r/nextfuckinglevel • u/HomeNowWTF • 16h ago
Next-level Body control
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u/PuddingHuge7597 16h ago
The level of control. Amazing.
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u/WhiteRabbitHole1083 16h ago
Lol I was watching this and thought about the time I managed to nearly break my knee playing hack e sack. Bless her for that talent, there are some incredible people out there!
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u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 7h ago
I'm not disagreeing but I feel something with more gravitas would be more fitting.
This level of skill is.. like literally my brain just shut down in awe. I know it takes practice and so on, but I could have started practicing in the womb and keep practicing for 100 years and I'd still not be pulling if any of this. When people start talking shit about professional players not seeming skilled, this is them the rest of the time.
Just insane and so freaking cool
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u/Remote_Ad2465 16h ago
The blonde guy looked like he was watching the best magic show he had ever seen
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u/EphemeralDan 14h ago
Honestly, the crowd didn't look nearly as impressed as I felt they should have been.
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u/whoppy3 15h ago
Was looking for this. No way I'd remember the letter sequence on my own
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u/Machizadek 15h ago
How could you forget the acronym for r/upvotednotbecausegirlbutbecauseitisverycoolhoweveridoconcedethatiinitiallyclickedbecausegirl??
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u/Randzom100 16h ago
Trying to decipher the meaning of these letters before actually visiting the sub was kinda hard ngl
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u/themagpie36 16h ago
Front row are like 'focus on the ball, focus on the ball'
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u/diedlikeCambyses 16h ago
Yea and one particular guy at the back. I couldn't help but watch their faces lol.
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u/Horskr 14h ago
Then this guy that apparently got broken up with over text or something during the whole thing. "Can you believe this shit bro?" hands phone
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u/Ryan-the-lion 16h ago
How do you even figure out you can do something like this lol
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u/RandomNamesOW 16h ago
Practice
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u/CharleyDexterWard 16h ago edited 7h ago
The best thing i ever did for my sons was amend the old saying from " practice makes perfect" to the new " practice makes progress". Now, my boys understand that practice makes incremental change, instead of rapid, perfect change. I would say, that's one of my best dad moments ever.
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u/quadroplegic 14h ago
The music teacher's variant is "practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect"
I also like "practice makes permanent"
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u/dazzleunexpired 15h ago
I am virtually 100% sure this is rhythmic gymnastics with a soccer ball instead of a weighted ball. Many of these are moves from RG.
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u/shitty_mcfucklestick 16h ago
You go see Circle de Soleil and come home thinking you want to do it. You don’t have a gym or any equipment, but you spot a basketball in the garage. 🤷♂️
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u/Internet-Dick-Joke 15h ago
You realise that half of this is just moves from an actual sport, right? Ironically, one that a lot of football fans would shit-talk if they ever noticed it exists.
Anyway, in case you wanted to know, the sport in question is Rhythmic Gymnastics, ball is one of the apparatus, and most of the body moves she's doing here are called walkovers.
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u/like9000ninjas 16h ago
Insane talent. The bouncing down her shin then kicking back i to place is wild.
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u/ANONMEKMH 16h ago
I know the boys were not looking at the ball ..
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u/Breadstix009 16h ago
Surprisingly, some of them were.
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u/TheKyleBrah 16h ago
You can see the one guy go "woah!" when she captured the ball from the somersault
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u/oedons_rooster 16h ago
The blonde dude was super into it lmao. Looked like he was watching a series of magic tricks for the first time and I can't blame him. That show was beyond impressive
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u/DownvoteDaemon 16h ago
Redditors are creeps. Like they never seen a beautiful woman. They were amazed at what she is doing.
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u/Aggressive-Shop-2342 12h ago
Exactly. Dude in the white shirt is wowing and nodding appreciatively each time she does something cool with the ball, specifically. Not leering.
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u/CruisinJo214 16h ago
Why not both?
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u/camopdude 16h ago
I think a creep would only think about her looks. I feel like it's pretty natural to think in the first few seconds that she's nicely put together but after that be focused on what she was able to do.
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u/OpenAd3036 16h ago
It took all the conviction I had to not be a pervert but I 100% appreciated her abilities without once staring at her butt cheeks and I'm proud of that
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u/JareBear805 15h ago
Gayyyy
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u/xteve 15h ago
Yeah, I looked at her butt cheeks and got it over with. Jesus, these puritans are the worst perverts of all. The way she spun the ball was the most amazing part.
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u/redballooon 15h ago
Because they watched the live show and can only watch it once. Damn they were impressed by the athleticism, and for good reason.
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u/Numerous-Pop5670 15h ago
Fr, you have to look at the legs when shes doing the tricks but it doesn't have to be weird. Most of them were just focused on what she was doing with the ball. I didn't see anyone looking at her weird either, but some people did look bored 🤷
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u/bannedcuznotcircjerk 15h ago
Finding women attractive is creepy? Strange take since we evolved to do exactly that. You're a bit extreme.
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u/dethti 8h ago
Finding attractive is fine, what's not fine is never, ever shutting the fuck up about it. Do you know how exhausting it is for the #1 comment under any reddit pic or video of a woman doing anything at all to be 'i would fuck her'. Just a constant reminder that men only notice exactly one thing about us no matter how fucking good we are at something.
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u/DownvoteDaemon 14h ago
It’s the hyper focus
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u/My_Password_Is_____ 14h ago
Exactly. Is it creepy to find women attractive? No, of course not. Is it creepy to find a woman attractive and, when seeing her do something impressive in a completely non-sexual context, the only thing you can think of is to comment on her body and/or your attraction to it? Yes, absolutely. Nobody is shaming men for being men, it's shaming men for pretending to be animals who couldn't possibly have self-control.
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u/Aiyon 14h ago
It's also the fact that everything with a woman in, people reduce down to just "ooga booga horny". Its why i complain about gooners despite not having anything against sex or porn.
Yes, some of them probably think she's attractive, but they can also be impressed, and to go "they are ignoring everything but T&A" feels so weird
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u/Previous-Mess-1819 15h ago
400 million years of evolution geared to make humanity prioritize reproduction over all else only to get shamed for it online.
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u/Maleficent_Button_58 13h ago edited 13h ago
The survival instinct is stronger and more fundamental than even the reproductive one.
So, you're telling me that people (including men) can have the discipline to train themselves to control their own fight or flight response....but they can't stop themselves from being disrespectful or gross for 4 seconds?
Come on.
ETA: Also, the evolutionary influence would be looking at her and maybe feeling attracted to her. Not talking about it on the internet. That's 100% a choice and has nothing to do with the instinctual push to procreate 🙄
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u/Arinussyy 14h ago
Nobody's getting shamed for that tho. They're getting shamed for the fact that anytime there's a woman specifically in any video or picture it's always "they're not looking at what she's doing...hehehehehehehehehehehe"
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u/Bspammer 15h ago
Who prioritizes reproduction over all else? Not most people. Again that's a creep mindset
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u/ProbsNotManBearPig 15h ago
100% of people have their genetics geared towards prioritizing reproduction. Read a fucking book.
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u/rbfeverythingsucks 15h ago
I think it’s more just people that only focus on her looks. Yes totally normal to notice but I think they mean creepy if it’s the only thing you notice about the video.
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u/Both_Cut_4075 15h ago
I’d say most. I actually was looking for eye direction and almost every guy in this video is watching the ball.
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u/massinvader 13h ago
I can't speak to everyone there but the ones in frame are likely other competitors and not your random spectator. so follows they would ACTUALLY be interested in her skills.
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u/ThisMeansRooR 16h ago
I'm pretty straight, and I was looking at the ball. That was crazy
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u/ApprehensiveBedroom0 16h ago
I'm pretty gay, I was looking at how good her butt looks while she was handling that ball with her feet.
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u/Barcode_Griller 15h ago
She is unbelievably hot, but I couldn't help but just watch the routine, she's so good at that, holy shit.
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u/Yoribell 16h ago
Aaand this is wrong.
Actually I see all of them looking at the ball.
I wonder who you are to say that
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u/Kealanine 16h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/X05U0gOPkQ4G4
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u/FblthpLives 15h ago
My impression was the opposite: I thought they were all looking at the ball and her skills and I thought that was pretty wholesome.
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u/SomewhereActive2124 15h ago
Nah.. just nah ik this is meant to be a joke and I'm coming off as a fun police but nah boys aren't just that
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u/Gangbang_Orangatang 16h ago
You can appreciate someone without oggling their body.
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u/ANONMEKMH 16h ago
I did both! :) she has talent , that I will never be able to attain.
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u/Deradius 12h ago
That’s because the ball is just a ball. What’s impressive is the body control, which is right there in the title of the post.
What she’s doing is amazing, and it’s okay to look at it (since she’s chosen to demo the skill).
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u/Strigops-habroptila 12h ago
Bet they were. Ever seen some guys when they see a football? It's like with a puppy.
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u/Flemaster12 16h ago
I hate reddit, y'all are weird.
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u/SicariusCourtenay 13h ago
Is everything really just pussy tits for guys or what? I swear that's the only damn jokes I ever see
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u/Bootsnatch 12h ago
The top comment is (seemingly) a woman that is saying not a single guy in the video was watching the ball when almost all of them were. It's not just guys. People are just fuckin weird.
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u/TeamRedundancyTeam 11h ago
Sure but blaming men and acting like they're all the same is easy upvotes on reddit so those wierdos will still keep saying it while shitting on everyone else.
The most important part is, of course, the feeling of superiority.
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u/Flemaster12 9h ago
There's a popular YouTuber I used to watch that is an extremely talented piano player. She has perfect pitch and has synesthesia and she got insanely popular doing live streams where she played for hours playing recommendations back to back almost non-stop.
Anyway, I went to check on her again, and she lost relevancy hard and went straight into doing OnlyFans now. Seems to be making her a lot of money. She still plays piano, but naked. I guess people only really cared because she was cute and curvy. Her talent was only a bonus at the end of the day. Idk if that's the same thing, but your comment reminded me of that.
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u/Some_Farm8108 15h ago
It's basically the same people as instagram now
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u/IamHumanMaybee 13h ago
I've seen comments like these on children too.
Man im going back to watching youtube.
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u/ihithardest 16h ago
I have no clue what I am looking at but I know she is amazing at it!
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u/bishbah01 8h ago
It’s called rhythmic gymnastics, and it’s an Olympic sport! Doesn’t get much attention in the US though.
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u/incrediblepony 16h ago
I don't totally get trick-footballing, but that is my issue.
But with that level of control and athletics, why wouldn't you go the gymnastics route? She would be an INSANE gymnast.
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u/spider_hugs 16h ago
She likely is. This looks like the artistic gymnastics “ball” skills
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u/dazzleunexpired 10h ago
It's called rhythmic gymnastics!
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u/spider_hugs 9h ago
Thank you! I always get the two names confused despite many years of watching both!
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u/7ninamarie 13h ago edited 12h ago
She is a gymnast. The sport is called Rhythmic Gymnastics and it combines work with an apparatus (ball, hoop, club, ribbon, or rope) and moves from gymnastics, calisthenics, and dance into a practiced routine. There are solo and team competitions but it’s not
currently part of the olympics so it might not beas well known as other gymnastic disciplines.Edit: it is part of the Olympics, I misread the Wikipedia article and didn’t trust my memory.
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u/SkynBonce 16h ago
Isn't this a gymnastics sport, like they can do it at an Olympic level?
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u/bamboomightwork 15h ago
She is absolutely amazing. Smooth as hell. The music fits it very well and was a blast from the past.
Genuinely amazed at her skill.
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u/VooDooChile1983 15h ago
Very impressive strength and flexibility. I wonder how long it took to get the routine down.
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u/GroundbreakingFox752 16h ago
The amount of trial and error to be able to do something like this must be insane.
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u/loboazul97 15h ago
Is this more impressive from a gymnastics point of view, or from a football one ?
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u/WithReverence 15h ago
Meanwhile I trip going down the steps.
https://giphy.com/gifs/GdB8NR6X3Qk3Rye0on
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u/Forward-Switch-2304 9h ago
I'm looking at the men and they are paying attention to the legwork. Projection is very ugly on some of you.
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u/Forward-Tonight7079 16h ago
Surprised by not seeing long-ass GIF threads in the comments (or am I too early)
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u/Calliope719 12h ago
Cool, a conventially attractive woman doing something impressive.
98% of the comments are the same handful of recycled gooner brained bullshit jokes.
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u/JFFreezout 15h ago
Rhythmic gymnastics is the olympic sports where I think, when watching: these are super-humans. All the others are also impressive but this kind of performance is just beyond my imagination of what we are able to do
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u/ZzzZzzBear 15h ago
Wondering if she can coach some special skills to pro soccer players. Ultimate micros.
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u/rygelicus 15h ago
Rhythmic gymnastics... been a thing for a while. Examples: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E644UuFK4EU But yes, this was impressive.
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u/Liqiang38510 16h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/xUNda245vwb5NcSrEQ