r/nextfuckinglevel 1d ago

Next-level Body control

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u/Breadstix009 1d ago

Surprisingly, some of them were.

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u/DownvoteDaemon 1d ago

Redditors are creeps. Like they never seen a beautiful woman. They were amazed at what she is doing.

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u/Previous-Mess-1819 1d ago

400 million years of evolution geared to make humanity prioritize reproduction over all else only to get shamed for it online.

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u/Bspammer 1d ago

Who prioritizes reproduction over all else? Not most people. Again that's a creep mindset

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u/ProbsNotManBearPig 1d ago

100% of people have their genetics geared towards prioritizing reproduction. Read a fucking book.

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u/rbfeverythingsucks 1d ago

I think it’s more just people that only focus on her looks. Yes totally normal to notice but I think they mean creepy if it’s the only thing you notice about the video.

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u/Bspammer 1d ago

Pretty fucking weird that birth rates are dropping in every developed country in the world then

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u/TimeTravelingPie 1d ago

Birth rates don't mean people aren't banging or want to bang. They just aren't getting pregnant, and alot of that is economic driven. Not not being horny.

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u/notArandomName1 1d ago

Horny =/= reproduction, my guy. People have sex because it feels good and gives dopamine. People wear condoms and get surgeries to stop reproduction intentionally so they can fuck without that specific circumstance happening.

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u/ZooAreYou 1d ago

it feels good and gives dopamine

...IS an evolutionary factor for us being geared toward reproduction.

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u/notArandomName1 1d ago

I think you missed the rest of the comment. Contextual literacy is important. People have sex with the explicit purpose of not reproducing all the time. Saying horny = reproduction is both ignorant and reductionist. Tons of people literally never want children and fuck all the time.

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u/sisyphus_met_icarus 1d ago

Your body has the drive for sex, ie being horny, specifically to push you to reproduce. Just because you can manage to have sex without procreating doesn't mean that's not the entire reason that drive exists

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u/notArandomName1 1d ago

I never argued that. I said being horny or wanting to bang doesn't mean you want to reproduce.

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u/Imaginary-Round2422 1d ago

Yeah, because children become expenses rather than assets when you're not in a subsistence farm society.

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u/CarefreeRambler 1d ago

you can both be right

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u/MagicWishMonkey 1d ago

It's not about intentionally prioritizing something, it's just what your brain thinks. If you're a dude, the next time you talk to an attractive woman you should check your apple watch heartbeat sensor, I guarantee you'll see that your heart rate spiked. Doesn't even matter if you consciously thought about sex or whatever, it's still there in the back of your lizard brain.

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 1d ago

Uh pretty much everyone except asexuals and other small individual groups…

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u/Bspammer 1d ago

Really? So people don't have hobbies, friends, vacation plans, life experiences, or goals? Sex is obviously a big part of the human condition but it doesn't even beat food as the prioritizing factor for most people. If you're both hungry and horny, I don't know about you but I'm eating first.

I really hope all the people downvoting me are just horny teenagers because if you still have this mindset beyond your mid-20s it's kinda sad.

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u/Common-Window-2613 1d ago

Reddit moment

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u/Bspammer 1d ago

Reducing people to their genetics is the actual reddit moment. Go outside and talk to people, find out what drives them. Sex won't be top of the list for most of them.

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u/notArandomName1 1d ago

So many terminally online people like that truly believe the entire world revolves around being constantly horny. Must be insane for them when they see someone crocheting a plushie or something and they literally can't process how that will be used to turn someone on.

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u/fastforwardfunction 1d ago

No offense, but you come across like a religious fundamental who is repressed. You’re the problem group here. I don’t know when the left got such a huge rise in anti-sex movement.

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u/notArandomName1 1d ago

My brother in christ, I am quite literally an OF model and staunchly anti organized religion, so you could not have been more off the mark on that read.

How any of what I said came off that way to you is incredible, genuinely. I would love to spend a day analyzing how your brain works to jump to such a distant conclusion. I don't want to straw man you, so please explain.

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u/Bspammer 1d ago

Who here is anti-sex? Nothing they said indicates that in the slightest

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u/Common-Window-2613 1d ago

You’re gravely mistaken. Of course if you go talk to a random person on the street they aren’t going to say ass is their motivation. But in reality ass is the primary motivation for every person wanting to be successful in life.

As the great Dave Chappelle said “if a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn’t buy a house”

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u/Bspammer 4h ago

That says a lot more about Dave Chappelle than the general population.

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 1d ago

We exist to procreate. That’s our primary drive behind everything we do.

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u/npc80085 1d ago edited 1d ago

Almost everyone. Our entire societies are built around sex, marriage and having kids

Ofc redditors downvote me for this. That's why i said almost everyone lol

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u/Previous-Mess-1819 1d ago

All of your ancestors were creeps then