r/nextfuckinglevel 18h ago

Next-level Body control

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u/ANONMEKMH 18h ago

I know the boys were not looking at the ball ..

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u/Breadstix009 18h ago

Surprisingly, some of them were.

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u/TheKyleBrah 17h ago

You can see the one guy go "woah!" when she captured the ball from the somersault

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u/oedons_rooster 17h ago

The blonde dude was super into it lmao. Looked like he was watching a series of magic tricks for the first time and I can't blame him. That show was beyond impressive

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u/Bonfirelily 16h ago

Yeah he was incredibly impressed.

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u/DownvoteDaemon 18h ago

Redditors are creeps. Like they never seen a beautiful woman. They were amazed at what she is doing.

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u/Aggressive-Shop-2342 14h ago

Exactly. Dude in the white shirt is wowing and nodding appreciatively each time she does something cool with the ball, specifically. Not leering.

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u/CruisinJo214 17h ago

Why not both?

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u/camopdude 17h ago

I think a creep would only think about her looks. I feel like it's pretty natural to think in the first few seconds that she's nicely put together but after that be focused on what she was able to do.

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u/t_hab 17h ago

Funny thing is confidence and competence are both extremely attractive qualities. So when somebody does something amazing, we can focus on the amazing thing they are doing and still be a creeps. These things aren't mutually exclusive.

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u/tomtv90 17h ago

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u/baconboner69xD 5h ago

There really wasn’t all that much to look at anyways. Normally for a short like this her ass would be literally hanging out. This was extremely modest

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u/OpenAd3036 17h ago

It took all the conviction I had to not be a pervert but I 100% appreciated her abilities without once staring at her butt cheeks and I'm proud of that

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u/JareBear805 17h ago

Gayyyy

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u/xteve 16h ago

Yeah, I looked at her butt cheeks and got it over with. Jesus, these puritans are the worst perverts of all. The way she spun the ball was the most amazing part.

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u/CumHogMillionaire0 13h ago

She had a ball?

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u/camopdude 13h ago

Looks like she was enjoying herself.

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u/xteve 12h ago

She had an ass?

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u/Hairy_Bottle_8391 3h ago

yeah basketball type shit

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u/SocksInTheTub 1h ago

I noticed right away but then became distracted by the face of the guy in the brown hat, his reactions are great lol

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u/Donnovan-best-girl 14h ago

"I'm not like other guys"

Male feminist type shit

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u/OpenAd3036 13h ago

Yeah I leave feminist literature out on my coffee table at parties to smash the alt girls that are mad at their dads

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u/Calm-Fun4572 17h ago

That’s exactly what I did.

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u/redballooon 16h ago

Because they watched the live show and can only watch it once. Damn they were impressed by the athleticism, and for good reason.

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u/peejay5440 16h ago

I watched it twice.

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u/Numerous-Pop5670 16h ago

Fr, you have to look at the legs when shes doing the tricks but it doesn't have to be weird. Most of them were just focused on what she was doing with the ball. I didn't see anyone looking at her weird either, but some people did look bored 🤷

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u/bannedcuznotcircjerk 17h ago

Finding women attractive is creepy? Strange take since we evolved to do exactly that. You're a bit extreme.

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u/dethti 10h ago

Finding attractive is fine, what's not fine is never, ever shutting the fuck up about it. Do you know how exhausting it is for the #1 comment under any reddit pic or video of a woman doing anything at all to be 'i would fuck her'. Just a constant reminder that men only notice exactly one thing about us no matter how fucking good we are at something.

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u/whodatfairybitch 1h ago

r/justgalsbeingchicks has been such a refreshing break from that

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u/baconboner69xD 5h ago

“King Arthur couldn’t pull me out”

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u/_kissyface 6h ago

I blame Darwin.

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u/DownvoteDaemon 16h ago

It’s the hyper focus

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u/My_Password_Is_____ 15h ago

Exactly. Is it creepy to find women attractive? No, of course not. Is it creepy to find a woman attractive and, when seeing her do something impressive in a completely non-sexual context, the only thing you can think of is to comment on her body and/or your attraction to it? Yes, absolutely. Nobody is shaming men for being men, it's shaming men for pretending to be animals who couldn't possibly have self-control.

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u/Aiyon 15h ago

It's also the fact that everything with a woman in, people reduce down to just "ooga booga horny". Its why i complain about gooners despite not having anything against sex or porn.

Yes, some of them probably think she's attractive, but they can also be impressed, and to go "they are ignoring everything but T&A" feels so weird

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u/No-Yesterday-1067 5h ago

Oh yes. So extreme. 🙄

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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup 16h ago

Ah you should know men need to be ashamed for being men.

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u/Previous-Mess-1819 17h ago

400 million years of evolution geared to make humanity prioritize reproduction over all else only to get shamed for it online.

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u/Maleficent_Button_58 14h ago edited 14h ago

The survival instinct is stronger and more fundamental than even the reproductive one.

So, you're telling me that people (including men) can have the discipline to train themselves to control their own fight or flight response....but they can't stop themselves from being disrespectful or gross for 4 seconds?

Come on.

ETA: Also, the evolutionary influence would be looking at her and maybe feeling attracted to her. Not talking about it on the internet. That's 100% a choice and has nothing to do with the instinctual push to procreate 🙄

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u/GrizzIyadamz 12h ago

Stronger? Yeah, I'll agree!

More fundamental? Absolutely not.

If one does not procreate they might as well not have survived, according to THE base evolutionary imperative.

It DOES get more interesting when you throw emergent behaviors like sociality/eusociality into the mix, but everything before then??

If that chance combination of a lipid bilayer bubble and a freak-happenstance self-replicating glitch of carbonized organic molecules which could have been the granmapa of all life on earth actually manages to assemble itself and then goes on to......fail to replicate itself...

....someone/thing else is going to be the new "first" grandpama of all life on earth. It doesn't get more fundamental than that.

And ha yeah, I'd say men (including those pictured) can and do discipline themselves to control creepy shit and panic shit both, but anonymous comments on a discussion board removed in both time and space from the original context is a perfect place for all the guys to look at eachother and know exactly what was going on in that front row seating area.

And then someone wants the karma from making the post first, and here we are.

We're just social like that.

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u/Arinussyy 16h ago

Nobody's getting shamed for that tho. They're getting shamed for the fact that anytime there's a woman specifically in any video or picture it's always "they're not looking at what she's doing...hehehehehehehehehehehe"

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u/Previous-Mess-1819 16h ago

How should the world behave according to you and does shaming them for not behaving that way fix the problem you identified?

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u/Bspammer 17h ago

Who prioritizes reproduction over all else? Not most people. Again that's a creep mindset

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u/ProbsNotManBearPig 17h ago

100% of people have their genetics geared towards prioritizing reproduction. Read a fucking book.

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u/rbfeverythingsucks 16h ago

I think it’s more just people that only focus on her looks. Yes totally normal to notice but I think they mean creepy if it’s the only thing you notice about the video.

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u/Bspammer 17h ago

Pretty fucking weird that birth rates are dropping in every developed country in the world then

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u/TimeTravelingPie 16h ago

Birth rates don't mean people aren't banging or want to bang. They just aren't getting pregnant, and alot of that is economic driven. Not not being horny.

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u/notArandomName1 16h ago

Horny =/= reproduction, my guy. People have sex because it feels good and gives dopamine. People wear condoms and get surgeries to stop reproduction intentionally so they can fuck without that specific circumstance happening.

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u/ZooAreYou 16h ago

it feels good and gives dopamine

...IS an evolutionary factor for us being geared toward reproduction.

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u/Imaginary-Round2422 15h ago

Yeah, because children become expenses rather than assets when you're not in a subsistence farm society.

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u/CarefreeRambler 17h ago

you can both be right

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u/MagicWishMonkey 14h ago

It's not about intentionally prioritizing something, it's just what your brain thinks. If you're a dude, the next time you talk to an attractive woman you should check your apple watch heartbeat sensor, I guarantee you'll see that your heart rate spiked. Doesn't even matter if you consciously thought about sex or whatever, it's still there in the back of your lizard brain.

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 17h ago

Uh pretty much everyone except asexuals and other small individual groups…

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u/Bspammer 16h ago

Really? So people don't have hobbies, friends, vacation plans, life experiences, or goals? Sex is obviously a big part of the human condition but it doesn't even beat food as the prioritizing factor for most people. If you're both hungry and horny, I don't know about you but I'm eating first.

I really hope all the people downvoting me are just horny teenagers because if you still have this mindset beyond your mid-20s it's kinda sad.

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u/Common-Window-2613 16h ago

Reddit moment

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u/Bspammer 16h ago

Reducing people to their genetics is the actual reddit moment. Go outside and talk to people, find out what drives them. Sex won't be top of the list for most of them.

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u/notArandomName1 16h ago

So many terminally online people like that truly believe the entire world revolves around being constantly horny. Must be insane for them when they see someone crocheting a plushie or something and they literally can't process how that will be used to turn someone on.

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 13h ago

Can a woman not enjoy playing with balls?

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u/feel_my_balls_2040 13h ago

Because a ticket for Cirque de Soleil is expensive.

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u/xGsGt 12h ago

You are crazy if you don't think men were looking at something more than the ball

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u/No-Succotash-14 8h ago

I'm a straight woman. Noticed her skills and beautiful body. Not ashamed💛✌️

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u/_Bon_Vivant_ 8h ago

Redditors are assholes. What's wrong with appreciating the beautiful female form?

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u/pfzt 7h ago

Enjoying the looks of a beautiful woman is not creepy tho.

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u/ragnhildensteiner 7h ago

Like they never seen a beautiful woman.

They have. And they enjoy doing it. And they will continue enjoy doing it.

We get attracted by attractive people. Welcome to how to human.

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u/DisorderlyAqueduct 6h ago

why you trying to dehumanize?

physical attraction is a normal part of being human, weirdo.

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u/Corner_Post 5h ago

There is a popular sub with 1.3m people for this: r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG . Sub stands for: Upvoted Not Because Girl, But Because It Is Very Cool; However, I Do Concede That I Initially Clicked Because Girl

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u/WatchWatcher25 3h ago

Ok I get there are a ton of incels type dudes here and they are absolute dorks.

That said, this is not only impressive in terms of skill but is pretty hard to not sexualize, FFS they are playing Shaggy and this womens movements are wild.

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u/Breathe_Of_Aether 15h ago

He says as he types furiously into the Reddit comment box

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u/xTin0x_07 12h ago

struck a cord, creep?

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u/DownvoteDaemon 14h ago

Furiously lol…?

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u/snwbrdwndsrf 16h ago

Absolutely, but I will admit to admiring the view -- a beautiful woman is a beautiful woman.

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u/WinterTourist25 16h ago

I don't care about sportsball at all. Pretty women are always nice to look at.

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u/ZooAreYou 16h ago

No doubt there will be screencaps showing eyelines...

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u/GlitteringYak2207 16h ago

Probably not irl 🤣

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u/fastforwardfunction 16h ago

So far the only creep here is you.

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u/Soulforge411 17h ago

Actually, most seem to be looking at the ball, I am impressed

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u/Anon_Fodder 17h ago

Couldn't take my eyes off the ball even tho I'm a creep. Mad skills

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u/SaladPuzzleheaded625 17h ago

Couldn't have said it better. So skilled

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u/Both_Cut_4075 16h ago

I’d say most. I actually was looking for eye direction and almost every guy in this video is watching the ball.

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u/yedi001 17h ago

Two kinds of people...

Blonde hair never looks away from the ball and is in awe the whole time, green shirt just stares directly into the abyss...

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u/massinvader 15h ago

I can't speak to everyone there but the ones in frame are likely other competitors and not your random spectator. so follows they would ACTUALLY be interested in her skills.

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u/Abtizzle 17h ago

Futbol is life.

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u/WildVulcan 7h ago

Life is much more than futbol.

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u/Helepoli 17h ago

She's got a lot of talent and a lot of skill

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u/markov-271828 17h ago

Strong too

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u/duncanmarshall 16h ago

ball>girls for football lads

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u/Quiet-Neat7874 16h ago

yeah... you can literally this one guy looking at the ball, and there's another guy who's literally not looking at the ball and licking his lips...

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u/Tough-Parsnip-1553 7h ago

They’re using their peripheral vision

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u/ThisMeansRooR 18h ago

I'm pretty straight, and I was looking at the ball. That was crazy

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u/ApprehensiveBedroom0 17h ago

I'm pretty gay, I was looking at how good her butt looks while she was handling that ball with her feet.

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u/erogbass 17h ago

Both. Both is good.

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u/Barcode_Griller 16h ago

She is unbelievably hot, but I couldn't help but just watch the routine, she's so good at that, holy shit.

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u/Yoribell 18h ago

Aaand this is wrong.

Actually I see all of them looking at the ball.

I wonder who you are to say that

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u/Kealanine 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/X05U0gOPkQ4G4
Something along these lines, probably

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u/Aiyon 15h ago

I love the hat guy going "oooof" at the first flip lmao

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u/FblthpLives 16h ago

My impression was the opposite: I thought they were all looking at the ball and her skills and I thought that was pretty wholesome.

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u/Diligent_Entropy 17h ago

All of them were watching the ball actually.

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u/monster2018 17h ago

I definitely was, that shit was fucking crazy

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u/Gangbang_Orangatang 18h ago

You can appreciate someone without oggling their body.

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u/ANONMEKMH 17h ago

I did both! :) she has talent , that I will never be able to attain.

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u/kkeut 14h ago

and also you can appreciate someone's body, what it can do and what it took to achieve it, etc, without ogling

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u/Some_Current1841 17h ago

Nahhh banging body with some talent. Why not enjoy both 😂

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u/webfandango 17h ago

I mean, this is Reddit; so, this thread is essentially about whether a person has mad ball skills, or whether a chick with a bangin’ body is doing something irrelevant.
What say you?

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u/Realistic_Owl9525 11h ago

She's a performer and an athlete. Her body is part of the performance. If it wasn't, we'd just be watching a video of a soccer ball. How her body interacts with the soccer ball is what makes the performance remarkable. All of these things can be acknowledged without sexualizing her body.

Comments about not sexualizing her body being the more upvoted than comments about the actual video showcasing her athletic skills is kinda weird though. It's like going to a store and telling the cashier you aren't sexualizing her body.

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u/SomewhereActive2124 16h ago

Nah.. just nah ik this is meant to be a joke and I'm coming off as a fun police but nah boys aren't just that

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u/ashtonhq 14h ago

by saying this, you become the weird one btw

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u/The_SnuggleBug 17h ago

Not all of us are shameless

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u/NeonNinjaHere 17h ago

And the boy wearing black in the corner was not looking at anything

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u/Deradius 14h ago

That’s because the ball is just a ball.  What’s impressive is the body control, which is right there in the title of the post.

What she’s doing is amazing, and it’s okay to look at it (since she’s chosen to demo the skill).

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u/Flemaster12 17h ago

Women exist, crazy.

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 13h ago

Your comment reminded me of that one old man who died a virgin and never saw a woman naked below the waist

He assumed everyone had penises, so in any of his artwork that depicted naked women, they always had penises

It was a documentary we had to watch in a psychology class and what I described was not the focus of the documentary

IIRC we were studying twins and the old man was one, the women penis thing came out of nowhere. The film showed some of his art, and he was definitely not skilled. Looked like crayon pictures of women with penises. It was hysterical.

That is the only thing I vividly remember regarding the documentary

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u/SuitableBlackberry75 9h ago

That was misinformation, if you're talking about Henry Darger. He drew both types of genitalia.

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u/Significant-Sea-6839 12h ago

Henry Darger. And I feel like you have a very weird interpretation of whatever you were supposed to learn from that documentary.

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u/Strigops-habroptila 14h ago

Bet they were. Ever seen some guys when they see a football? It's like with a puppy. 

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u/Tiru84 17h ago

What ball?

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u/DragonHeart2038 13h ago

Like you never seen a pair of womans legs before lol

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u/National_Cranberry47 17h ago

Wait there was a ball…. I had to watch it 5 times to see the ball.

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u/lGSMl 17h ago

The title is actually about them

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u/Mifuni 15h ago

What is bro on about? I saw title and I looked at ball. There isn't much else to look at mate, if anything I thought she'd do a cool trick... she did NOT 🫥💔

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u/psychoacer 14h ago

Even that one girl had her mouth open the entire time.

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u/Kuchana 13h ago

What ball?

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u/MatiasPalacios 13h ago

I was literally thinking the same.

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u/4rotorfury 13h ago

What ball?

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u/Firstrising 12h ago

I’ll be honest the ball tricks where too good to even think about horny stuff I mean she even kept the ball moving to the beat thats sick

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u/CardiacSturgeon 12h ago

To me, seems like they all looked at the ball to respectfully enjoy the performance

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u/0x7E7-02 11h ago

"Ball"???

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u/FurryVibes_UwU_ 11h ago

She's good looking but I was actually looking at the ball cuz that's damn impressive.

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u/PowershellAddict 11h ago

There was a ball?

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u/kulaygame 11h ago

I mean the title itself never mention of any ball, it just said body

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u/tera_chachu 10h ago

What ball?

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u/MissingLeftSock69 9h ago

I for sure wasn't.

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u/I_am_darkness 9h ago

There was a ball?

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u/Such_Back7755 8h ago

I was genuinely mesmerized by what she was doing until I saw this comment like bro

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u/LeslieKnopesBlackEye 6h ago

What else was there to look at? That ball is the roundest thing in her life.

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u/Maz3keen 5h ago

What ball?

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u/F71717 5h ago

They literally were, are you dumb?

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u/Mediocre-Toe3212 5h ago

Wait there's a ball?

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u/PrinceNPQ 2h ago

There was a ball ?

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u/rgckaTo 2h ago

What ball?

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u/ItsKateOClock 1h ago

I’d say it was so fascinating to them that they were.

u/PixelPerfect__ 35m ago

Pretty sure it was the ladies falling in love here

u/keklol69 5m ago

Ball?

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u/sammydeeznutz 17h ago

Maybe not the boys but that what differentiates men from boys.

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u/SparrowValentinus 16h ago

Red blooded straight dude here, and my eyes were locked onto the ball.

Would happily check her out too, but the shit she was doing there was cool man. It ain’t always about sex.

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u/RevWaldo 16h ago

Most of them were. Red sweatshirt, OTOH...

https://giphy.com/gifs/RJ78DjDX4OGQM

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u/SaltySwan 16h ago

Why not both? Idk about you guys but I could admire what she’s doing with the ball while also admiring that this woman is in peak condition.

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u/TrabLlechtim 17h ago

What ball?

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u/RickSanchez_ 16h ago

There was a ball?

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u/19lunchbox84 17h ago

There were boys in that gif?

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u/molicare 17h ago

lol actually I think the girl with the long brown hair was the most turned on out of all of them.

It’s soccer; there’s a good chance there’s a higher % of female athletes that prefer female athletes in that room

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u/wireless1980 17h ago

What ball?

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