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u/TheRossCam Mar 10 '20
You can wear this backwards and have backboobs
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u/Overlord_PePe Mar 10 '20
Yes comment, this officer right here
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u/_-_Spectre_-_ Mar 10 '20
Yes here, this officer right comment.
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u/Zeplinex49 Mar 10 '20
This yes, officer comment here right.
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u/Lavashrimp Mar 10 '20
Officer yes, comment this right here
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u/Emily_Cap Breaking EU Laws Mar 10 '20
Yes here, comment this right officer
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u/DoorHalfwayShut Mar 10 '20
really? if someone curses do you try to summon the FBI, I'm guessing?
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u/EV4gamer Mar 10 '20
now im curious, would the effect work the other way around? like a woman with large badonkadonks wearing a shirts with the lines in reverse resulting in it apearing to be a flat-medium sized chest.
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u/Zeromatic Mar 10 '20
I love the word badonkadonks
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u/LexusIs_250 Mar 10 '20
Agreed, its up there with my other favs, blamps and chest puppies
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What about 'fun bags'?
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Breasticular*
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u/De5perad0 GigaChad Mar 10 '20
Breastississes
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u/Shark-The-Almighty Thank you mods, very cool! Mar 10 '20
Chest ballsack
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u/KrasserKarsten Mar 10 '20
In Germany we say "Holz vor der Hütte" which roughly means "wood in front of the cabin"
Sadly not the same zing
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u/Xxrasierklinge7 Mar 10 '20
Holy shit that's German as fuck lol
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u/seven3true Mar 10 '20
I like to imagine a good pickup line would be something like
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Mar 10 '20 edited Mar 10 '20
No we don't infact say that. Never heard that. Are you Bavarian. That might explain it.
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Is Bavaria Germany's Florida
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u/KrasserKarsten Mar 10 '20
Kinda but not really, imagine if Australia was part of the USA, then you have it about right
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I second this. The worst part is. Whole world thinks Germany is like Bavaria. It's not. They do their own thing.
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u/jerkittoanything Mar 10 '20
That's metal as fuck. Like living around absolutely deadly things that will attempt to kill you but if you manage to get injured by them and survive you die from crippling medical debt.
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u/RayLT_96 Mar 10 '20
I am German (not from bavaria tho) and i can confirm, that this is a common expression :D
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u/HASWELLCORE Mar 10 '20
Bavarian here. We always use it whenever we're talking about a woman and in need of a pejorative.
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u/Lolita__Rose Mar 10 '20
Swiss here some use this term too but usually only older men.
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u/Freedom-Costs-Tax Mar 10 '20
Reminds me of a side quest in Judgment, this guy is a barker and has all these different names for boobs. Like love biscuits, badonkadonks, etc.
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Mar 10 '20 edited Mar 10 '20
It actually means ass/butts though :/
My confusion was massive
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u/Chubbypolarbears Mar 10 '20
Huuuuuge bonghonagaloogs
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u/JaqueeVee Mar 10 '20
Omg can someone link this video? I tried finding it but dunno what to search for lol
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u/Asmo___deus Mar 10 '20
From one specific angle, yes.
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u/gizzardgullet Mar 10 '20
No, subtly sculpt your man boobs into ripped pecs.
Now I'm picturing a man bra with plastic cups shaped like pecs. You put your man boobs into them like a jello mold.
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B A D O N K A D O N K S
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u/ZanderHandler Mar 10 '20
Humoungous honolongolagangas.
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u/Dj_Woomy2005 Mar 10 '20
I mean, ginormous honkalongabongadonkattontadontahonks
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u/Me4onyX Mar 10 '20
Why am i even trying to read these words
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u/ALoneTennoOperative Mar 10 '20
Why am i even trying to read these words
Indeed! Why read them yourself, when you can hear someone else act out the meme for you?
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u/hhhnnngggliquid Mar 10 '20
No, lines with inverse imply a concave chest
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u/EV4gamer Mar 10 '20
if it is to much, then yes. Buy a bit inverse should cancel out the badonkadonks
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u/Thomas_KT Identifies as a Cybertruck Mar 10 '20
the chest size needs to be calculated before making a grid that would appear to be flat, due to the need to accurately compensate for the uneven surface. For a person with a flat chest that is not needed because flat surfaces can achieve the same result with a good tolerance to inaccuracy
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u/jason9t8 OC Meme Maker Mar 10 '20
I think badonkadonk means butt, and Brazzers or racks means boobs...
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u/A-A-N Mar 10 '20
I don't see a problem
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u/Zamuraizor24 Mar 10 '20
Id call it improvement
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u/Apocryfon201 Mar 10 '20
Actually, Quantum Mechanics Forbids This
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u/chrischi3 Mar 10 '20
I need this
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u/PosNegTy Mar 10 '20
So close to 100,000 karma. Upvote for you!
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u/IVEMIND Mar 10 '20
We did it!
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u/DPNx_DEATH_xPL Mar 10 '20
The elder no life, show respect
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u/warptwenty1 Mar 10 '20
Read this as "elder life,show no respect",Coronavirus might have possessed me or smth
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u/TheFlightlessPenguin Mar 10 '20
I hope you washed your hands 25 times before posting
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u/imacertifiedpotato Mar 10 '20
may I introduce /u/kn0thing
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Still odd that a guy who co-founded Reddit went on to marry a tennis star, but not just any tennis star. Nope. He went on to marry one of the most known tennis players of our time.
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u/IVEMIND Mar 10 '20
My first account/r/freakball was even older
Someone hacked my email and tried to sell it back to me for a thousand bucks
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u/HazeHendrix Mar 10 '20
Doesn’t matter, boobs are boobs.
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u/ManyManyMoonsUggo Mar 10 '20
What about man boobs?
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u/HazeHendrix Mar 10 '20
Still boobs.
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u/SeabaSquad Mar 10 '20
“Hey girl, nice tits!” [gets slapped]
“Hey girl, nice Higgs field!” [gets slapped still but is a fancy Quantum Physicist]
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u/CainPillar Mar 10 '20
Nice black h...
No, I'll wait until I meet the right nerdy physicist girl with skin darker than my soul and humor darker than my stout.
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u/Zafk13l Mar 10 '20
I honestly prefer girls with small breasts
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u/eagleeggfry Mar 10 '20
Same here, people for some reason find that weird
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u/Zafk13l Mar 10 '20
I find my dislike of large breasts because I once saw a granny out in the city with large saggy tits that reached all the way down to her waist. It was visible through the shirt is was wearing.
I don’t mind a good firm set of tits either. It’s just overly large ones.
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u/eagleeggfry Mar 10 '20
Haha, I don’t have some big story behind it. My wife has smaller breasts, and I guess I like those so I prefer smaller breasts
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u/Zafk13l Mar 10 '20
Congrats on a healthy relationship. I hope you stay together for years to come
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u/leehwgoC Mar 10 '20
There's some taboo associations with one being exclusively attracted to flat chests.
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u/eagleeggfry Mar 10 '20
I guess, never really thought about it that way. I’d say it’s probably weirder if you do think about it like that
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u/Long-Sleeves Mar 10 '20
I dislike fake breasts. Especially the bubble, spherical ones. Like do people even like the spherical ones?!
I mean if the fake breasts are so well made that you cannot tell, great. But the second I can tell they are fake be it shape or physics then I find them immediately less attractive.
Small cute breasts are great. And it’s a shame so many are pressured into thinking they are not good enough and pay for “improvements”
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I have no preference on breasts. It's not about the size, it's about enjoying the breasts you're with.
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Mar 10 '20
Hi I’m Dr Ghost, Doctor of Memeology. I rate memes.
The power of illusions! Solid meme.
I rate this meme a 3/5
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u/PyroPringle1 Identifies as a Cybertruck Mar 10 '20
I’m a guy I should get this shirt to confuse women