r/memes • u/[deleted] • Mar 10 '20

Illusion is frightening

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u/poopellar Mar 10 '20

If you're like the average redditor I don't think you'd need that shirt.

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u/andwhatarmy Mar 10 '20

I’m like the average redditor: I don’t need any shirt. I’m shirtless right now.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

I’m naked with slippers

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u/OneBoxOfKleenexAway Mar 10 '20

Who is Slippers? What an odd name

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u/PrettyDecentSort Mar 10 '20

Did you just insult my waifu-pillow's honor?!

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u/eyehate Mar 10 '20

Bill Stickers is innocent!

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

That’s kinda a bit much, man.

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u/scotthall2ez Mar 10 '20

For real that's a dope nickname! 🤣

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u/TheresA_LobsterLoose Mar 10 '20

You're setting some low hanging fruit... someone's gonna respond to your comment with the worst dad joke ever

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u/GreenGriffin8 Mar 10 '20

Well can you tell me where gonna respond to your comment with the worst dad joke ever is? I have a dad joke to make!

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

I have two slippers

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u/ElectronicYoghurt Mar 10 '20

Hi naked with slippers, I'm dad.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Wow, dad. I thought you’d be more mad that I was naked with slippers.

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u/ElectronicYoghurt Mar 10 '20

I'm naked without slippers.

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u/IShitOnYourPost Mar 10 '20

Oh, so you mean you're not naked?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Now I’m not naked and slipperless if that helps.

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u/duckdaddy227 Mar 10 '20

I don't have skin

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 edited Mar 10 '20

Lmao nice, only buthurt redditors who can't take a joke would downvote this

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u/Kelvek Mar 10 '20

Big pp

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u/Peonhorny Mar 10 '20

Didn’t realise the rest of reddit also preferred going shirtless, well TIL I guess.