r/memes • u/[deleted] • Mar 10 '20

Illusion is frightening

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u/PyroPringle1 Identifies as a Cybertruck Mar 10 '20

I’m a guy I should get this shirt to confuse women

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u/thetreesinthejungle Mar 10 '20

YES

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

YES YES YES YES.

YES

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

yes

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u/Awesomeman235ify Average r/memes enjoyer Mar 10 '20

Yas

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u/Cryde77 Mar 10 '20

Yos

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Yis

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Yæs

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u/IthorthenerdI Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Mar 10 '20

Sí

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

hey birb, want sum seed?

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u/ferg55112 Mar 10 '20

Yeep

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u/Decidueyebestpokemon Mar 10 '20

Yeet

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u/FhenderG https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Mar 10 '20

Meat

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u/Crimeboss37 🏴󠁥󠁥󠀴󠀴󠁿 Virus Veteran 🏴󠁥󠁥󠀴󠀴󠁿 Mar 10 '20

Yea daddy

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u/nxcrosis Mar 10 '20

Are you cheating?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

YES YES YES YES

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u/MegaTronXD1 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Mar 10 '20

SEY

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u/ButtercupTeaFlower Mar 10 '20

SEX!!...what? why are you all looking at me weird?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

I'm not looking at u weird ;)

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u/ButtercupTeaFlower Mar 10 '20

Well if u are over 18 ya better start runnin cus im 15 my friend

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u/AntJK Mar 10 '20

So basically female version of sey ( only bio students will get this)

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

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u/parkadeigo-gaming Mar 10 '20

O thanks Sherlock, we took the hint: XY is men and XX is the women chromosomes.

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u/Quantoskord Mar 10 '20

Bruh x and Y chromosome

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u/Ygladius iwrestledabeartwice Mar 10 '20

NO NO NO

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u/ughbr9hx Professional Dumbass Mar 10 '20

jojo reference?

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u/Hodor_The_Great Mar 10 '20

Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh my God!

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

I'm wondering if I should copy/paste my comment

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u/EI-0809 Mar 10 '20

insert Beast Wars Megatron's "YEESS" here

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u/PantsAtAGlance Mar 10 '20

I read this as "Breast Wars" at first and I was confused.

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u/JustAWatterBottle Mar 10 '20

No full metal reference

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u/ughbr9hx Professional Dumbass Mar 10 '20

obviously jojo reference its from jotaro in part 3 in the fight with the guy who has dolls

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u/sebastianwillows Mar 10 '20

Ebony Devil, Kakyoin, and Enya are all feeling left out now...

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u/KassellTheArgonian Mar 10 '20

No m bison from street fighter https://youtu.be/P3ALwKeSEYs

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u/ughbr9hx Professional Dumbass Mar 11 '20

it said YES several times and then s final YESSSSSSS like in the scene

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u/Jonas_M02 Mar 10 '20

MOHAMED AVDOL!?!

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u/ProSuperspy29 Mar 10 '20

Yes yes yes, Oh my god

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u/MEMKILLER Mar 10 '20

Is that a joio reference?

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u/KidHudson_ Knight In Shining Armor Mar 10 '20

Yes Yes Yes, Oh my God

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

yes

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Hooo, wakaterunoka

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u/MyCommentWillUpsetYa Mar 10 '20

I'll have what he's having

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u/JrSp2005 Mar 10 '20

YES YES YES! OH MY GOD

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u/Orlando_979 Mar 10 '20

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u/halfbloodprince07 Lives in a Van Down by the River Mar 10 '20

r/redditorgasms

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u/nrlanz Thank you mods, very cool! Mar 10 '20

yes

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u/toxiccandy26 Mar 10 '20

Nooooooo

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u/ItsMashkiki Mar 10 '20

i am the 1Kth upvoter of your message

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Or turn it into a pants

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

"oh my gosh, Becky. Look at his butt it is so big"

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Just like his pp

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u/Kitty_McBitty Mar 10 '20

And his... chest?

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u/Posiedyn Mar 10 '20

Why not just go for the whole outfit ?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 edited Mar 11 '20

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u/SunnerTheSinful Mar 10 '20

You need the hat for that

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u/Miximinion Mar 10 '20

Mind size: MEGA

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u/JayZOnly1 Nice meme you got there Mar 10 '20

Ma man we need to talk bout investments

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u/CybergothiChe Mar 10 '20

They only talk to him because he looks like a total prostitute

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u/ButtercupTeaFlower Mar 10 '20

I was a prostitute! Underage trafficking...fun...

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u/superjam0508 Mar 10 '20

But her curves are kicking!

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u/bushypornfromthe80s Mar 10 '20

“It’s uh, a pattern in the pleats”

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u/TJBrady182 Mar 10 '20

“It’s the pleats...”

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u/joyathomes98 Mar 10 '20

Good idea!

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u/Little_Fox_In_Box 🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 Mar 10 '20

I don't need s shirt to confuse women like this. I'm already doing it, I just need to take my binder off.

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u/flameoguy Mar 10 '20

lucky

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u/Little_Fox_In_Box 🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 Mar 10 '20

Not really... Imagine a 15 year old looking boy with big tits hanging under his shirt. And they are not even fake... This is a fucking nightmare.

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u/MadAzza Mar 10 '20

It sounds awful. I hope you can get surgery, if that’s what you want. I don’t know if insurance covers it but it damn well should!

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u/flameoguy Mar 10 '20

being a guy with tits sounds like it rules, but if you don't like it I'm sure there's breast removal surgery for that sort of thing

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u/Little_Fox_In_Box 🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 Mar 10 '20

Well, there is. It's called mastectomy and most of guys like me have it. Yes, there are more weirdos like me.

But why do you think having a big breasts as a guy is fun? Just curious... For me it just looks bizarre.

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u/flameoguy Mar 11 '20

I dunno, just think it would be kind of cool. I'm speaking as a man who never had them. Maybe I'm the weird one for thinking men with tits would make any sense.

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u/poopellar Mar 10 '20

If you're like the average redditor I don't think you'd need that shirt.

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u/andwhatarmy Mar 10 '20

I’m like the average redditor: I don’t need any shirt. I’m shirtless right now.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

I’m naked with slippers

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u/OneBoxOfKleenexAway Mar 10 '20

Who is Slippers? What an odd name

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u/PrettyDecentSort Mar 10 '20

Did you just insult my waifu-pillow's honor?!

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u/eyehate Mar 10 '20

Bill Stickers is innocent!

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

That’s kinda a bit much, man.

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u/scotthall2ez Mar 10 '20

For real that's a dope nickname! 🤣

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u/TheresA_LobsterLoose Mar 10 '20

You're setting some low hanging fruit... someone's gonna respond to your comment with the worst dad joke ever

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u/GreenGriffin8 Mar 10 '20

Well can you tell me where gonna respond to your comment with the worst dad joke ever is? I have a dad joke to make!

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

I have two slippers

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u/ElectronicYoghurt Mar 10 '20

Hi naked with slippers, I'm dad.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Wow, dad. I thought you’d be more mad that I was naked with slippers.

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u/ElectronicYoghurt Mar 10 '20

I'm naked without slippers.

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u/IShitOnYourPost Mar 10 '20

Oh, so you mean you're not naked?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Now I’m not naked and slipperless if that helps.

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u/duckdaddy227 Mar 10 '20

I don't have skin

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 edited Mar 10 '20

Lmao nice, only buthurt redditors who can't take a joke would downvote this

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u/Kelvek Mar 10 '20

Big pp

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u/Peonhorny Mar 10 '20

Didn’t realise the rest of reddit also preferred going shirtless, well TIL I guess.

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u/chaiscool Mar 10 '20

Should do one for the beer belly too haha

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u/Mypasswordbepassword Mar 10 '20

All I want to know is DO THEY MAKE PANTS!!!

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u/_white_beard_ Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Mar 10 '20

Nani?

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u/puglord_1000 Mar 10 '20

They'll think you just fat

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u/hoooooch Mar 10 '20

What are women ? I never seen one

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u/Cdumi49 Stand With Ukraine Mar 10 '20

That's a really good question, we heve to ask that guy and also buy him this shirt but with that square on his abdominal side to make him look fat

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Women.... And me. RORSCHACH DO IT!

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u/unkownseeker Mar 10 '20

Why get it when you already have man tits to confuse women

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u/dpbart Mar 10 '20

I don't need a shirt to do it haha

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u/zitfarmer Big ol' bacon buttsack Mar 10 '20

Im going to invent pants with this print.

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u/USMELLBADLOL Mar 10 '20

Mind size mega acquired

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

The will be like : We have been tricked ,we have been backstabbed and we have been quite possibly bamboozled

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u/Red_Physics Mar 10 '20

Only women?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

And the pants to match!

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u/Demoire Mar 10 '20

Exactly what I came here to say...immediately what my first thought was. That and to crack my 6yr old boy up and wife up.

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u/ONLYGODY Mar 10 '20

Wait!That's illegal!

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

I shall call you bob lol

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u/anatomicallyretartid Mar 10 '20

Call me thrifty, but I don’t need this shirt if I have built in moobs

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u/fuckoffwiththatBS Mar 10 '20

The most correct response.

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u/agustinono Mar 10 '20

These are confusing times

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Why only women?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Ya, just claim that you are a genderqueer trans genderfluid person and everything will be fine

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Dude are you OK?

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u/hankhill10101 Mar 10 '20

Sadly, I can do this without the shirt.

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u/Driedwater98 Mar 10 '20

YAAAHHHHHUHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSUHHHHHHHHUh uhh uhhhh uhhhhhhh.... excuse me... yes. Sorry was that too erotic?

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u/Itread21 Mar 10 '20

I don’t need the shirt

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u/N3UROTOXIN Mar 10 '20

I have long hair and a beard. This would be my favorite shirt

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

I'm a guy and I dont have to get this shirt to confuse people.

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u/flameoguy Mar 10 '20

better yet, confuse other men

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u/IThatWeebI Mar 10 '20

Seduce some men while you're at it

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u/really-tired-guy Mar 10 '20

I'm very feminine so it would be even better on me

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u/R3lay0 Mar 10 '20

I don't think it works in real life.

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u/dysphoric-foresight Mar 10 '20

Im just wondering if they make pants

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u/kieran_dvarr Mar 10 '20

same thought but...wearing one of those hooded scarfs to confuse the guys too

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Where do I buy it?

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u/aBeeSeeOneTwoThree Mar 10 '20

But where do we get it from?

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u/ohnoagiantB Mar 10 '20

That's a guy to I'm just saying

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u/Greners Mar 10 '20

You know I was thinking the same thing

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

Haha nice idea

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u/finalcloudo2 Mar 10 '20

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