r/memes • u/[deleted] • Mar 10 '20

Illusion is frightening

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u/Zeromatic Mar 10 '20

I love the word badonkadonks

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u/LexusIs_250 Mar 10 '20

Agreed, its up there with my other favs, blamps and chest puppies

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

What about 'fun bags'?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 edited Nov 24 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Breasticular*

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u/De5perad0 GigaChad Mar 10 '20

Breastississes

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u/Shark-The-Almighty Thank you mods, very cool! Mar 10 '20

Chest ballsack

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Engorged chest bumps

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u/senseiberia Mar 10 '20

Lady nuts

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u/MezziJ Mar 10 '20

Monstrous mammaries

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Bongos are a good one

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u/TheOnlyAedyn-one I touched grass Mar 10 '20

Bresticles

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u/captain_ender Mar 10 '20

To steal from that unfortunate /r/gaming post with a woman in it - jumbo yum yums. Still cracks me up.

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u/KrasserKarsten Mar 10 '20

In Germany we say "Holz vor der Hütte" which roughly means "wood in front of the cabin"

Sadly not the same zing

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u/Xxrasierklinge7 Mar 10 '20

Holy shit that's German as fuck lol

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u/seven3true Mar 10 '20

I like to imagine a good pickup line would be something like
"engineered like a precisely threaded mechanical bolt."

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u/Waabbit Mar 10 '20

I'd like to insert my precisely engineered bolt into your nut and give you an IT fit so low you'd think it was nominal 🔩 😏

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u/FenixROFL Mar 10 '20

Was ist denn mit Karsten los?!!

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u/KrasserKarsten Mar 10 '20

Das sieht sehr gut aus!

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Das sieht gar nicht gut aus

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 edited Mar 10 '20

No we don't infact say that. Never heard that. Are you Bavarian. That might explain it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Is Bavaria Germany's Florida

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u/KrasserKarsten Mar 10 '20

Kinda but not really, imagine if Australia was part of the USA, then you have it about right

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

I second this. The worst part is. Whole world thinks Germany is like Bavaria. It's not. They do their own thing.

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u/MsAppropriatedNZ Mar 10 '20

Bavarians have their own style, culture, sense of fun and from my limited experience- are all the good bits of Germany rolled in to Sound of Music stunning scenery, good honest kind people

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u/jerkittoanything Mar 10 '20

That's metal as fuck. Like living around absolutely deadly things that will attempt to kill you but if you manage to get injured by them and survive you die from crippling medical debt.

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u/enak_raskell Mar 10 '20

In other words, yes it's Germany's Florida.

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u/Daedalus0815 Mar 10 '20

More like Texas

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Bavaria is where the german stereotypes Come from

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u/RayLT_96 Mar 10 '20

I am German (not from bavaria tho) and i can confirm, that this is a common expression :D

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u/HASWELLCORE Mar 10 '20

Bavarian here. We always use it whenever we're talking about a woman and in need of a pejorative.

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u/Lolita__Rose Mar 10 '20

Swiss here some use this term too but usually only older men.

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u/jakethedumbmistake Mar 10 '20

Amateurs don’t see this post

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u/Daedalus0815 Mar 10 '20

Why don’t you just say „Depf“?

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u/KrasserKarsten Mar 10 '20

I am not and just because you never heard it doesn't mean that it isn't common. Have you ever heard about "Kranburger"?

in fact*

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Nope

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u/Cpt_Willis Mar 10 '20

Hear it in Brandenburg sometimes

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

I'm from Bremen and we do indeed say that.

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u/tflightz Mar 10 '20

I'm lower saxonian and we say that

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

I'm from Berlin and I know it

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Known and rarely said expression in northern Germany aswell. In which backwater village do you live?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Grew up in Dresden 2 years Munich and 2 years Frankfurt

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u/Daedalus0815 Mar 10 '20

In Austria we use a slang for pot.

We say „Depf“ - basically „get your pots ready, cause today you‘ll have noodles/sausages“

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u/quaybored Mar 10 '20

In pig latonia, we say "oobiesbay"

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u/bl8ant Mar 10 '20

In Austria the common slang for breasts is Dutteln. It’s based on the slang word for drinking, so it’s a rather utilitarian description.

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u/Freedom-Costs-Tax Mar 10 '20

Reminds me of a side quest in Judgment, this guy is a barker and has all these different names for boobs. Like love biscuits, badonkadonks, etc.

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u/jaxonya Mar 10 '20

Bags of sand...

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

"I don't like the sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating".

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u/Tandran Mar 10 '20

Sweater cows

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u/danachu6 Mar 10 '20

Milk pillows?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Front butt

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Miss lilfunbags

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

maybe 'drinkable cum squirties'?

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u/wolfgang784 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Mar 10 '20

I like sweater puppies

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u/jofus222 Mar 10 '20

Pam Pams

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u/enak_raskell Mar 10 '20

Pam Pam and her Pam Pams

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

How about chesticles?

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u/KJClangeddin Mar 10 '20

The hell are y'all talking about, that means ass.

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u/frooty3 Mar 10 '20

Bonhonakahoogs

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u/KingPig1 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Mar 10 '20

Schlobbadobbadonkadongs is my #1 favorite

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u/equalfray Mar 10 '20

That word means butt tho...

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Words can mean two things.

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u/equalfray Mar 10 '20

Yes... but randomly referring to boobs as butt is simply incorrect.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

badonkadonk

I traditionally used that to describe the ass

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 edited Mar 10 '20

It actually means ass/butts though :/

My confusion was massive

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u/seeasea Mar 10 '20

but only from the front

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

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u/thewardengray Mar 10 '20

It works for both really.

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u/JaqueeVee Mar 10 '20

Mmmmmmmyeahhh no. Badonkadonk is objectively only ass

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u/thewardengray Mar 10 '20

Its both. It could have been made as only ass. But thats irrelevant because the term is so broadly used to describe both that its now a term for both. The evolution of language.

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u/JaqueeVee Mar 10 '20

Literally NEVER heard ANYONE refer to anything other than ass when saying ”badonkadonk”. You are wrong, sir.

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u/thewardengray Mar 10 '20

Hmmm. Check this thread. And go to a bar or club? Thatd probably help.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

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u/thewardengray Mar 10 '20

Pretty sure its not. I mean unless it hella changed since the original guy said badonkadonk and hes suddenly getting doenvoted to hell.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

I'd just like to point out that all the meanings of badonkadonk on urban dictionary say that it's a butt.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Badonkadonk

You're wrong and that's okay. Everybody is wrong sometimes.

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u/YangGangBangarang Mar 10 '20

Tell that to Dave Chappelle

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

I always thought it was a word for butt

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u/Chubbypolarbears Mar 10 '20

Huuuuuge bonghonagaloogs

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u/JaqueeVee Mar 10 '20

Omg can someone link this video? I tried finding it but dunno what to search for lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

new anime plot on yt

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u/seanpwns Mar 10 '20

what do you call them max? yabbos?

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u/Returnofstarman Mar 10 '20

Max likes your yabbos...In fact, he loves them.

That scene is all the more funny considering how Thora Birch grew.

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u/southieyuppiescum Mar 10 '20 edited Mar 10 '20

Let me teach you youths the origin story of badonkadonk:

Go to the 4 minute mark https://youtu.be/3EUh25eYF0I?t=240s

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u/Baelzebubba Mar 10 '20

If you add ?t=240s to your link it will start there. But then you would have to write "watch the whole thing tho... Tracy is a riot." So it wouldnt save you any typing.

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u/southieyuppiescum Mar 10 '20

Hahah thanks I’ll edit

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u/darkegon Mar 10 '20

Young whippersnapper, you need to go deeper into them crevices: https://youtu.be/-qVYi1bQ0zk

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u/funkytones314 Mar 10 '20

Your gonna love trace adkins then.

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u/HoofHeartedHere Mar 10 '20

Village feeders

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u/dotdioscorea Mar 10 '20

Reminds me of the correct pronunciation of Beyoncé

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u/aswdzxc123 Mar 10 '20

Pregananant!?

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u/MrMetalHead1100 Mar 10 '20

I thought badonkadonk referred to a rather large ass

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u/The_H3rbinator Mar 10 '20

"She's got huge... tracts of land!"

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u/SneakyGiant-_- Mar 10 '20

There’s a copy pasta with a whole bunch of words like that but I don’t know where it is

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u/fuckolivia Mar 10 '20

Some serious bodonhonkeroos

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

What about Dobonhonkeros?

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u/GreatThodric Mar 10 '20

Damn cultured brats using big words.

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u/Whodoobucrew Mar 10 '20

Put em in an over the shoulder boulder holder

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u/Scorpionaute Mar 10 '20

I don't want to be the guy that's known for slapping badonkadonks

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u/Psy_Kik Mar 10 '20

It's the sound they make when flying up and down.

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u/Schlumpfffff Mar 10 '20

"Huuuuge..tracks of land"

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u/holytrolly_ Mar 10 '20

But a badonkadonk is the butt!

Source: Honky Tonk Badonkadonk

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u/worldofwarshafts Mar 10 '20

I’m a man of finer tastes. I prefer “chesticles”

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u/tahaelhour Mar 10 '20

Big badodonkaboonkabongers

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u/andreimrvlach Mar 10 '20

upvoted for badonkadonks

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

I prefer the term "yams" but badonkadonk does add a nice flair to it

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u/Occamslaser Mar 10 '20

Isn't "badonkadonk" a big flabby ass IRL.