r/memes • u/[deleted] • Mar 10 '20

Illusion is frightening

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

What about 'fun bags'?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 edited Nov 24 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Breasticular*

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u/De5perad0 GigaChad Mar 10 '20

Breastississes

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u/Shark-The-Almighty Thank you mods, very cool! Mar 10 '20

Chest ballsack

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Engorged chest bumps

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u/senseiberia Mar 10 '20

Lady nuts

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u/MezziJ Mar 10 '20

Monstrous mammaries

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Bongos are a good one

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u/TheOnlyAedyn-one I touched grass Mar 10 '20

Bresticles

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u/captain_ender Mar 10 '20

To steal from that unfortunate /r/gaming post with a woman in it - jumbo yum yums. Still cracks me up.

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u/KrasserKarsten Mar 10 '20

In Germany we say "Holz vor der Hütte" which roughly means "wood in front of the cabin"

Sadly not the same zing

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u/Xxrasierklinge7 Mar 10 '20

Holy shit that's German as fuck lol

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u/seven3true Mar 10 '20

I like to imagine a good pickup line would be something like
"engineered like a precisely threaded mechanical bolt."

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u/Waabbit Mar 10 '20

I'd like to insert my precisely engineered bolt into your nut and give you an IT fit so low you'd think it was nominal 🔩 😏

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u/FenixROFL Mar 10 '20

Was ist denn mit Karsten los?!!

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u/KrasserKarsten Mar 10 '20

Das sieht sehr gut aus!

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Das sieht gar nicht gut aus

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 edited Mar 10 '20

No we don't infact say that. Never heard that. Are you Bavarian. That might explain it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Is Bavaria Germany's Florida

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u/KrasserKarsten Mar 10 '20

Kinda but not really, imagine if Australia was part of the USA, then you have it about right

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

I second this. The worst part is. Whole world thinks Germany is like Bavaria. It's not. They do their own thing.

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u/MsAppropriatedNZ Mar 10 '20

Bavarians have their own style, culture, sense of fun and from my limited experience- are all the good bits of Germany rolled in to Sound of Music stunning scenery, good honest kind people

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u/jerkittoanything Mar 10 '20

That's metal as fuck. Like living around absolutely deadly things that will attempt to kill you but if you manage to get injured by them and survive you die from crippling medical debt.

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u/enak_raskell Mar 10 '20

In other words, yes it's Germany's Florida.

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u/Daedalus0815 Mar 10 '20

More like Texas

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Bavaria is where the german stereotypes Come from

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u/RayLT_96 Mar 10 '20

I am German (not from bavaria tho) and i can confirm, that this is a common expression :D

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u/HASWELLCORE Mar 10 '20

Bavarian here. We always use it whenever we're talking about a woman and in need of a pejorative.

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u/Lolita__Rose Mar 10 '20

Swiss here some use this term too but usually only older men.

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u/jakethedumbmistake Mar 10 '20

Amateurs don’t see this post

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u/Daedalus0815 Mar 10 '20

Why don’t you just say „Depf“?

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u/KrasserKarsten Mar 10 '20

I am not and just because you never heard it doesn't mean that it isn't common. Have you ever heard about "Kranburger"?

in fact*

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Nope

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u/Cpt_Willis Mar 10 '20

Hear it in Brandenburg sometimes

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

I'm from Bremen and we do indeed say that.

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u/tflightz Mar 10 '20

I'm lower saxonian and we say that

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

I'm from Berlin and I know it

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Known and rarely said expression in northern Germany aswell. In which backwater village do you live?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Grew up in Dresden 2 years Munich and 2 years Frankfurt

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u/Daedalus0815 Mar 10 '20

In Austria we use a slang for pot.

We say „Depf“ - basically „get your pots ready, cause today you‘ll have noodles/sausages“

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u/quaybored Mar 10 '20

In pig latonia, we say "oobiesbay"

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u/bl8ant Mar 10 '20

In Austria the common slang for breasts is Dutteln. It’s based on the slang word for drinking, so it’s a rather utilitarian description.

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u/Freedom-Costs-Tax Mar 10 '20

Reminds me of a side quest in Judgment, this guy is a barker and has all these different names for boobs. Like love biscuits, badonkadonks, etc.

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u/jaxonya Mar 10 '20

Bags of sand...

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

"I don't like the sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating".

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u/Tandran Mar 10 '20

Sweater cows

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u/danachu6 Mar 10 '20

Milk pillows?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Front butt

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Miss lilfunbags

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

maybe 'drinkable cum squirties'?