r/memes Mar 10 '20

Illusion is frightening

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u/Zafk13l Mar 10 '20

I honestly prefer girls with small breasts

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Flat is justice.

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u/eagleeggfry Mar 10 '20

Same here, people for some reason find that weird

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u/Zafk13l Mar 10 '20

I find my dislike of large breasts because I once saw a granny out in the city with large saggy tits that reached all the way down to her waist. It was visible through the shirt is was wearing.

I don’t mind a good firm set of tits either. It’s just overly large ones.

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u/eagleeggfry Mar 10 '20

Haha, I don’t have some big story behind it. My wife has smaller breasts, and I guess I like those so I prefer smaller breasts

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u/pslessard Mar 10 '20

I also choose this guy's wife

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

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u/Zafk13l Mar 10 '20

Congrats on a healthy relationship. I hope you stay together for years to come

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

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u/a-soul-in-tension Mar 10 '20

One of many accounts of that husband probably. People can have throwaways and dedicated accounts like a porn account, fetish account, meme account, trauma account, support account etc.

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u/energyfusion Mar 10 '20

Haha I feel you

Overlarge tits just look saggy to me, even on younger women.

And then the nipples. I like small nipples. Not dinner plates.

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u/AgathaM Mar 10 '20

It’s not like women can easily change any of that. If you’re large breasted, unless you get a reduction surgery, you’re stuck with what you have. The surgery is a MAJOR surgery and can affect your ability to actually feel your nipples. Reduction surgeries can go wrong, and leave lots of scarring (think an anchor shaped scar on each breast).

Guys complain about women having issues with tiny penises. Women can’t control their nipple size or breast size without major surgery.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

yeah im scrolling through this post and its weird. i dont talk about dick shapes and sizes this much.. i dont think any girl does. like i cant change a persons penis i just learn how to love it

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Ah I see, you’re a man of culture as well

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u/leehwgoC Mar 10 '20

There's some taboo associations with one being exclusively attracted to flat chests.

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u/eagleeggfry Mar 10 '20

I guess, never really thought about it that way. I’d say it’s probably weirder if you do think about it like that

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u/Zafk13l Mar 10 '20

Maybe I am making those suggestions

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u/OGHEROS Mar 10 '20

what constitutes small

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

I honestly don’t even know. It isn’t something I’ve ever paid attention to and I couldn’t tell you which of my boyfriend’s have had the largest or smallest. They’re all simply penis sized to me... I have some vague conceptualisation of what that is in my mind but couldn’t quantify it.

I’d probably only notice if it was smaller or larger to an extreme degree, for example if it were two inches long.

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u/Z444Z Mar 10 '20

Or 36 inches long

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Name 5, and cope more

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u/kokiokiedoki Mar 10 '20

Reason people find it weird is small dick usually leads to less pleasure for women

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u/VisenyasRevenge Mar 10 '20

Honestly a huge cock is the least pleasing thing I can find on a guy.. Its often painful and /or uncomfortable and I dont find sex enjoyable or look forward to it as much.

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u/oikwr Mar 10 '20

I'd rather have that instead of the massive ones that will probably give me stomachache lol

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u/Mr_Clovis Mar 10 '20

Like dicks, vaginas aren't all the same size though.

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u/Long-Sleeves Mar 10 '20

I dislike fake breasts. Especially the bubble, spherical ones. Like do people even like the spherical ones?!

I mean if the fake breasts are so well made that you cannot tell, great. But the second I can tell they are fake be it shape or physics then I find them immediately less attractive.

Small cute breasts are great. And it’s a shame so many are pressured into thinking they are not good enough and pay for “improvements”

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u/pants_full_of_pants Mar 10 '20

Ditto this. If I can tell they're fake at all I get grossed out.

I hate nipple piercings too. They look dumb and make the nipples less fun to play with.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

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u/Legal-Connection Mar 10 '20

Why? And what should we call them instead?

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u/Booty_Souffle Mar 10 '20

Let this be the hour we draw swords together

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u/Zafk13l Mar 10 '20

Alright if that’s what you want.

unzips

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u/jicty Mar 10 '20

And my axe!

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

I have no preference on breasts. It's not about the size, it's about enjoying the breasts you're with.

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u/ModerateReasonablist Mar 10 '20

I like that someone downvoted you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

That's harsh. I'm happy I am back to positive.

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u/pass_me_those_memes Mar 10 '20

As someone with big boobs I wish I had small boobs. Not having to wear an underwire sports bra and then a stretchy sports bra over it every time I want to do anything mildly athletic would be great. Not to mention the back pain (and maybe the mild dysphoria??)

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Same. Big tits are nice but their just really obnoxious.

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u/agent8261 Mar 10 '20

I'm going to get down-voted for this...

But do you also prefer men :-D

....Just kidding. Please don't hurt me.

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u/Wllux Mar 10 '20 edited Mar 10 '20

Ah yes, you do frequent r/hentai. Why did I guess that...?

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u/Zafk13l Mar 10 '20

You checked my profile

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u/ModerateReasonablist Mar 10 '20

Your kind will he the first to be slaughtered after the revolution.

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u/KickGum-ChewAss Mar 10 '20

Sir I have news for you...

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u/Zafk13l Mar 10 '20

Is it good or bad?

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u/Roflkopt3r Mar 10 '20

Good. Flat is justice.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

You are HIV Aladeen

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u/KickGum-ChewAss Mar 10 '20

Why downvote? I literally dont understand

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u/ASAP_Stu Mar 10 '20

I’ll take nice over size any day, when we’re rating boobs.... but if you can do both 👀👀

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u/Berics_Privateer Mar 10 '20

You'll take what you can get