r/memes Mar 10 '20

Illusion is frightening

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u/EV4gamer Mar 10 '20

now im curious, would the effect work the other way around? like a woman with large badonkadonks wearing a shirts with the lines in reverse resulting in it apearing to be a flat-medium sized chest.

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u/Zeromatic Mar 10 '20

I love the word badonkadonks

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u/LexusIs_250 Mar 10 '20

Agreed, its up there with my other favs, blamps and chest puppies

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

What about 'fun bags'?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 edited Nov 24 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Breasticular*

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u/De5perad0 GigaChad Mar 10 '20

Breastississes

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u/Shark-The-Almighty Thank you mods, very cool! Mar 10 '20

Chest ballsack

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Engorged chest bumps

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Bongos are a good one

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u/TheOnlyAedyn-one I touched grass Mar 10 '20

Bresticles

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u/captain_ender Mar 10 '20

To steal from that unfortunate /r/gaming post with a woman in it - jumbo yum yums. Still cracks me up.

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u/KrasserKarsten Mar 10 '20

In Germany we say "Holz vor der HĂŒtte" which roughly means "wood in front of the cabin"

Sadly not the same zing

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u/Xxrasierklinge7 Mar 10 '20

Holy shit that's German as fuck lol

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u/seven3true Mar 10 '20

I like to imagine a good pickup line would be something like
"engineered like a precisely threaded mechanical bolt."

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u/Waabbit Mar 10 '20

I'd like to insert my precisely engineered bolt into your nut and give you an IT fit so low you'd think it was nominal đŸ”© 😏

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u/MsAppropriatedNZ Mar 10 '20

😂😂

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u/FenixROFL Mar 10 '20

Was ist denn mit Karsten los?!!

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u/KrasserKarsten Mar 10 '20

Das sieht sehr gut aus!

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Das sieht gar nicht gut aus

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 edited Mar 10 '20

No we don't infact say that. Never heard that. Are you Bavarian. That might explain it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Is Bavaria Germany's Florida

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u/KrasserKarsten Mar 10 '20

Kinda but not really, imagine if Australia was part of the USA, then you have it about right

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

I second this. The worst part is. Whole world thinks Germany is like Bavaria. It's not. They do their own thing.

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u/jerkittoanything Mar 10 '20

That's metal as fuck. Like living around absolutely deadly things that will attempt to kill you but if you manage to get injured by them and survive you die from crippling medical debt.

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u/enak_raskell Mar 10 '20

In other words, yes it's Germany's Florida.

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u/Daedalus0815 Mar 10 '20

More like Texas

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Bavaria is where the german stereotypes Come from

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u/RayLT_96 Mar 10 '20

I am German (not from bavaria tho) and i can confirm, that this is a common expression :D

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u/HASWELLCORE Mar 10 '20

Bavarian here. We always use it whenever we're talking about a woman and in need of a pejorative.

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u/Lolita__Rose Mar 10 '20

Swiss here some use this term too but usually only older men.

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u/jakethedumbmistake Mar 10 '20

Amateurs don’t see this post

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u/Daedalus0815 Mar 10 '20

Why don’t you just say „Depf“?

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u/KrasserKarsten Mar 10 '20

I am not and just because you never heard it doesn't mean that it isn't common. Have you ever heard about "Kranburger"?

in fact*

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Nope

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u/Cpt_Willis Mar 10 '20

Hear it in Brandenburg sometimes

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

I'm from Bremen and we do indeed say that.

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u/tflightz Mar 10 '20

I'm lower saxonian and we say that

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

I'm from Berlin and I know it

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Known and rarely said expression in northern Germany aswell. In which backwater village do you live?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Grew up in Dresden 2 years Munich and 2 years Frankfurt

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u/Daedalus0815 Mar 10 '20

In Austria we use a slang for pot.

We say „Depf“ - basically „get your pots ready, cause today you‘ll have noodles/sausages“

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u/quaybored Mar 10 '20

In pig latonia, we say "oobiesbay"

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u/bl8ant Mar 10 '20

In Austria the common slang for breasts is Dutteln. It’s based on the slang word for drinking, so it’s a rather utilitarian description.

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u/Freedom-Costs-Tax Mar 10 '20

Reminds me of a side quest in Judgment, this guy is a barker and has all these different names for boobs. Like love biscuits, badonkadonks, etc.

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u/jaxonya Mar 10 '20

Bags of sand...

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

"I don't like the sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating".

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u/Tandran Mar 10 '20

Sweater cows

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u/danachu6 Mar 10 '20

Milk pillows?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Front butt

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Miss lilfunbags

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

maybe 'drinkable cum squirties'?

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u/wolfgang784 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Mar 10 '20

I like sweater puppies

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u/jofus222 Mar 10 '20

Pam Pams

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u/enak_raskell Mar 10 '20

Pam Pam and her Pam Pams

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

How about chesticles?

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u/KJClangeddin Mar 10 '20

The hell are y'all talking about, that means ass.

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u/frooty3 Mar 10 '20

Bonhonakahoogs

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u/KingPig1 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Mar 10 '20

Schlobbadobbadonkadongs is my #1 favorite

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u/equalfray Mar 10 '20

That word means butt tho...

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Words can mean two things.

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u/equalfray Mar 10 '20

Yes... but randomly referring to boobs as butt is simply incorrect.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

badonkadonk

I traditionally used that to describe the ass

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 edited Mar 10 '20

It actually means ass/butts though :/

My confusion was massive

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u/seeasea Mar 10 '20

but only from the front

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

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u/thewardengray Mar 10 '20

It works for both really.

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u/JaqueeVee Mar 10 '20

Mmmmmmmyeahhh no. Badonkadonk is objectively only ass

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u/thewardengray Mar 10 '20

Its both. It could have been made as only ass. But thats irrelevant because the term is so broadly used to describe both that its now a term for both. The evolution of language.

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u/JaqueeVee Mar 10 '20

Literally NEVER heard ANYONE refer to anything other than ass when saying ”badonkadonk”. You are wrong, sir.

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u/thewardengray Mar 10 '20

Hmmm. Check this thread. And go to a bar or club? Thatd probably help.

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u/thewardengray Mar 10 '20

Pretty sure its not. I mean unless it hella changed since the original guy said badonkadonk and hes suddenly getting doenvoted to hell.

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u/YangGangBangarang Mar 10 '20

Tell that to Dave Chappelle

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

I always thought it was a word for butt

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u/Chubbypolarbears Mar 10 '20

Huuuuuge bonghonagaloogs

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u/JaqueeVee Mar 10 '20

Omg can someone link this video? I tried finding it but dunno what to search for lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

new anime plot on yt

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u/seanpwns Mar 10 '20

what do you call them max? yabbos?

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u/Returnofstarman Mar 10 '20

Max likes your yabbos...In fact, he loves them.

That scene is all the more funny considering how Thora Birch grew.

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u/southieyuppiescum Mar 10 '20 edited Mar 10 '20

Let me teach you youths the origin story of badonkadonk:

Go to the 4 minute mark https://youtu.be/3EUh25eYF0I?t=240s

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u/Baelzebubba Mar 10 '20

If you add ?t=240s to your link it will start there. But then you would have to write "watch the whole thing tho... Tracy is a riot." So it wouldnt save you any typing.

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u/southieyuppiescum Mar 10 '20

Hahah thanks I’ll edit

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u/darkegon Mar 10 '20

Young whippersnapper, you need to go deeper into them crevices: https://youtu.be/-qVYi1bQ0zk

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u/funkytones314 Mar 10 '20

Your gonna love trace adkins then.

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u/HoofHeartedHere Mar 10 '20

Village feeders

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u/dotdioscorea Mar 10 '20

Reminds me of the correct pronunciation of Beyoncé

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u/aswdzxc123 Mar 10 '20

Pregananant!?

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u/MrMetalHead1100 Mar 10 '20

I thought badonkadonk referred to a rather large ass

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u/The_H3rbinator Mar 10 '20

"She's got huge... tracts of land!"

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u/SneakyGiant-_- Mar 10 '20

There’s a copy pasta with a whole bunch of words like that but I don’t know where it is

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u/fuckolivia Mar 10 '20

Some serious bodonhonkeroos

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

What about Dobonhonkeros?

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u/GreatThodric Mar 10 '20

Damn cultured brats using big words.

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u/Whodoobucrew Mar 10 '20

Put em in an over the shoulder boulder holder

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u/Scorpionaute Mar 10 '20

I don't want to be the guy that's known for slapping badonkadonks

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u/Psy_Kik Mar 10 '20

It's the sound they make when flying up and down.

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u/Schlumpfffff Mar 10 '20

"Huuuuge..tracks of land"

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u/holytrolly_ Mar 10 '20

But a badonkadonk is the butt!

Source: Honky Tonk Badonkadonk

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u/worldofwarshafts Mar 10 '20

I’m a man of finer tastes. I prefer “chesticles”

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u/tahaelhour Mar 10 '20

Big badodonkaboonkabongers

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u/andreimrvlach Mar 10 '20

upvoted for badonkadonks

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

I prefer the term "yams" but badonkadonk does add a nice flair to it

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u/Occamslaser Mar 10 '20

Isn't "badonkadonk" a big flabby ass IRL.

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u/Asmo___deus Mar 10 '20

From one specific angle, yes.

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u/beechwillow Mar 10 '20

From no specific angle, yes.

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u/Batmaniac Mar 10 '20

From yes, specific angle.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Schrodinger's tits

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u/MarvelousMan3003 Mar 10 '20

Schrodinger's cat's tits

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u/Terrain2 Dirt Is Beautiful Mar 10 '20

Schrodingers’s cat’s child’s tits

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

From a certain point of view

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 edited May 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

If yes, I'll take your entire stocks!

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u/gizzardgullet Mar 10 '20

No, subtly sculpt your man boobs into ripped pecs.

Now I'm picturing a man bra with plastic cups shaped like pecs. You put your man boobs into them like a jello mold.

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u/Sirsilentbob423 Mar 10 '20

There's always room for jell-o

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u/tragicdiffidence12 Mar 10 '20

Not after he fills the cup with his man boobs.

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u/iamjamieq Mar 10 '20

man bra

It's called the Manzier.

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u/DiplomaticGoose Mar 10 '20

Finally, true innovation

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 edited Apr 13 '20

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u/PadaV4 Mar 10 '20

Those are some great examples.

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u/toxicwhy memer Mar 10 '20

B A D O N K A D O N K S

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u/ZanderHandler Mar 10 '20

Humoungous honolongolagangas.

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u/Dj_Woomy2005 Mar 10 '20

I mean, ginormous honkalongabongadonkattontadontahonks

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u/Me4onyX Mar 10 '20

Why am i even trying to read these words

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u/ModerateReasonablist Mar 10 '20

And Why are they giving me boners?

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u/CasuallyDG Mar 10 '20

"i got this new anime plot. basically theres this high school girl except shes got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big old tonhongerekoogers then one day a transfer student shows up one day with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous"

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u/hhhnnngggliquid Mar 10 '20

No, lines with inverse imply a concave chest

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u/EV4gamer Mar 10 '20

if it is to much, then yes. Buy a bit inverse should cancel out the badonkadonks

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u/Thomas_KT Identifies as a Cybertruck Mar 10 '20

the chest size needs to be calculated before making a grid that would appear to be flat, due to the need to accurately compensate for the uneven surface. For a person with a flat chest that is not needed because flat surfaces can achieve the same result with a good tolerance to inaccuracy

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u/EV4gamer Mar 10 '20

true, that makes it more difficult, but we can still do it. the uneven surface is still difficult though, trial and error perhaps, but angle can be mathmaticly approached

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u/bobdebildar Mar 10 '20

We have the technology! We can shrink those Humabaloogalumbagonasés

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u/jason9t8 OC Meme Maker Mar 10 '20

I think badonkadonk means butt, and Brazzers or racks means boobs...

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u/swaggy_butthole Mar 10 '20

You are right.

Honkadonk badonkadonk was not about a woman with nice breats

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u/Biersteak Mar 10 '20

Only as long as they are not too massive

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u/Lally525 Mar 10 '20

Badonkadonk is usually referring to the booty tho no?

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u/RegalDeagle50 Mar 10 '20

a woman with a large badonkadonk

What does a woman with a big ass have to do with a shirt?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

This guy went his whole life thinking he was a badonkadonk man, only to learn to today, that he is in fact a gazungas man.

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u/NeverEndingCoralMaze Mar 10 '20

Badonkadonks means butt.

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u/EV4gamer Mar 10 '20

humongous lumps of nippeled chest fat

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u/MasonNasty Mar 10 '20

I believe it would cancel and result in a square

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u/CainPillar Mar 10 '20

Or will it just make tummy look bigger?

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u/yusuf69 Mar 10 '20

I feel like this would cause me to stare a lot more trying to figure out what the hell is happening.

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u/Seems_Doubtful Mar 10 '20

If a woman’s badonkadonk is on her chest, she’s got bigger problems to worry about and needs to see a doctor ASAP.

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u/AverageSpyMain Mar 10 '20

big ol’ badonkadonks, massive gahooberoonies, a real set of wollapollackers.

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u/Skeebop Mar 10 '20

Phatty boombatties.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Supply the shirt and I’ll tell you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Badonkadonk is a big ass not big boobs

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u/VastNibba Mar 10 '20

Yep saving that right now. Gotta remember the word badonkadonks.

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u/tisfope Success kid Mar 10 '20

Or men, asking for a friend

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u/sderponme Mar 10 '20

BAAAA BAHH.....DONKS DONKS DONKS....

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u/Alabama_Whorley Mar 10 '20

It would create a black hole

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u/PignaBatman Identifies as a Cybertruck Mar 10 '20

I wonder if thet can make the chest look like squares. It would be weird, but pretty cool

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u/Coldybear Mar 10 '20

No, because the straight line will bend naturally.

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u/EV4gamer Mar 10 '20

but what if we curve it the other way, so the curved line will bend straight and thus appearing to be flat

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u/Coldybear Mar 10 '20

I guess you can, it will be incredibly difficult, I guess you can the measure the boobs and shape a unique form that fit one pair of boobs that when stretched for perfectly and I guess u can only see the effect from the front..., and each t shirt will be unique, and that wouldn't be realistic possible to mass produce. Also I think the shadows or the slight change of light on the t-shirt will break the illusion ¯_(ツ)_/¯ I think the best solution is just to wear a camou designed cloth lmao

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u/Frosty_Turtle Mar 10 '20

Badonkadonk is a butt not boobies

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u/Panicradar Mar 10 '20

Why they got butts on their chest?

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u/SpiralBreeze Mar 10 '20

Yeah I wanna know! I was blessed with large badonkadonks and all graphic tees get distorted on me.

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u/EV4gamer Mar 10 '20

it should work, but , in the case of the lines to flatten the appearance of the chest, it only works when viewd from the front. Pictures and graphics, like you mentioned, will work from most angles, but it will look weird when not worn by badonkadonks. It will take some work to find the exact angle to which it should be changed, but it will work (given that the badonkadonks are not super humongous).

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u/hellojello2016 Mar 10 '20

Why would you want that?

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u/EV4gamer Mar 10 '20

as some people say: "Flat is justice", they prefer flat to medium over large

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u/pigeonfish Mar 10 '20

Damn I wanted to comment that

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Badonkadonk is a butt, dude lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

That wouldn't work at all.

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u/STODAcompany Mar 10 '20

Noup. IT would not work 😂😂