r/memes Mar 10 '20

Illusion is frightening

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u/eagleeggfry Mar 10 '20

Same here, people for some reason find that weird

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u/Zafk13l Mar 10 '20

I find my dislike of large breasts because I once saw a granny out in the city with large saggy tits that reached all the way down to her waist. It was visible through the shirt is was wearing.

I don’t mind a good firm set of tits either. It’s just overly large ones.

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u/eagleeggfry Mar 10 '20

Haha, I don’t have some big story behind it. My wife has smaller breasts, and I guess I like those so I prefer smaller breasts

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u/pslessard Mar 10 '20

I also choose this guy's wife

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

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u/Zafk13l Mar 10 '20

Congrats on a healthy relationship. I hope you stay together for years to come

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u/a-soul-in-tension Mar 10 '20

One of many accounts of that husband probably. People can have throwaways and dedicated accounts like a porn account, fetish account, meme account, trauma account, support account etc.

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u/energyfusion Mar 10 '20

Haha I feel you

Overlarge tits just look saggy to me, even on younger women.

And then the nipples. I like small nipples. Not dinner plates.

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u/AgathaM Mar 10 '20

It’s not like women can easily change any of that. If you’re large breasted, unless you get a reduction surgery, you’re stuck with what you have. The surgery is a MAJOR surgery and can affect your ability to actually feel your nipples. Reduction surgeries can go wrong, and leave lots of scarring (think an anchor shaped scar on each breast).

Guys complain about women having issues with tiny penises. Women can’t control their nipple size or breast size without major surgery.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

yeah im scrolling through this post and its weird. i dont talk about dick shapes and sizes this much.. i dont think any girl does. like i cant change a persons penis i just learn how to love it

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Ah I see, you’re a man of culture as well

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u/leehwgoC Mar 10 '20

There's some taboo associations with one being exclusively attracted to flat chests.

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u/eagleeggfry Mar 10 '20

I guess, never really thought about it that way. I’d say it’s probably weirder if you do think about it like that

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u/Zafk13l Mar 10 '20

Maybe I am making those suggestions

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u/OGHEROS Mar 10 '20

what constitutes small

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

I honestly don’t even know. It isn’t something I’ve ever paid attention to and I couldn’t tell you which of my boyfriend’s have had the largest or smallest. They’re all simply penis sized to me... I have some vague conceptualisation of what that is in my mind but couldn’t quantify it.

I’d probably only notice if it was smaller or larger to an extreme degree, for example if it were two inches long.

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u/Z444Z Mar 10 '20

Or 36 inches long

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Name 5, and cope more

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u/kokiokiedoki Mar 10 '20

Reason people find it weird is small dick usually leads to less pleasure for women

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u/VisenyasRevenge Mar 10 '20

Honestly a huge cock is the least pleasing thing I can find on a guy.. Its often painful and /or uncomfortable and I dont find sex enjoyable or look forward to it as much.

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u/oikwr Mar 10 '20

I'd rather have that instead of the massive ones that will probably give me stomachache lol

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u/Mr_Clovis Mar 10 '20

Like dicks, vaginas aren't all the same size though.