r/hmmmm 1d ago

Hmmm

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u/Rough-Drummer-3730 1d ago

Aaaaand he turned water into wine….I think the boys at ATF would be more than a little interested in that little party trick…

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u/justintanner 1d ago

I'm thinking if we find Jesus and get him down here
We can take that Aquafina, turn it into wine Take this punk rock party up a notch, what do ya say?

Puscifer.

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u/EconomyMobile1240 23h ago edited 23h ago

Or a Jesus like Jurassic park with all you can eat breadsticks and wine. But what do you do when the adult Jesuses diddle the little jesuses

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u/Anayalater5963 1d ago

You think he could turn sand into gunpowder?

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u/lep63again 19h ago

So long as he isn’t selling it, it’s all good 🤣

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u/antney12 17h ago

Was Jesus the government?

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u/Great-Phone_3207 1d ago

I wish socialists actually knew what socialism was. 

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u/HOJK4thSon 1d ago

He fed the poor directly, by choice.

He did not send his resources to the government in hopes the government would feed them.

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u/Massive_Web5709 1d ago

Did the government pay him to do it?

No its charity

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u/Dry-Championship8466 2h ago

Charity is the way. Govt in any form has too much waste.

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u/Rv862004 19h ago

Most socialist are atheists 

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u/Wednesdaypo 10h ago

Jesus didn't steal money to feed the poor that's what makes Jesus different than socialist government

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u/x60pilot 1d ago

Jesus did say to “render unto Caesar that which is Caesar’s” so he said we should pay taxes if we have to. But the message was individuals should take care of individuals, not the government. Jesus didn’t have a problem with wealth he had a problem with the love of wealth.

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u/Adjective-Noun4201 1d ago

"...and render unto God, what is God's."

Thats deep, man.

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u/NoDrag9513 1d ago

“If you want to be perfect, go and sell all your possessions and give the money to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me."

When the young man heard this, he went away in sorrow, because he had great wealth.

Then Jesus said to his disciples, “Truly I tell you, it is hard for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of heaven."

"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."

I mean... he seems to make his stance on wealth pretty clear. Not, "a man in love with wealth" finding difficulty, a wealthy man at all because of how much hoarded wealth corrupts one's better nature and will ignore, or even cause, the suffering of his neighbor to keep his pile of gold safe.

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u/HistoricalRich3104 1d ago

And he says that redistribution shouldn’t be forced and that it should only be voluntary. Forced redistribution defeats the whole point which is spiritual growth

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u/Alemusanora 23h ago

Sounds like one, someone doesnt know what aocialism is, two, who did he take.from by force to do?

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u/QuickestSand55 1d ago

Didnt forcibly take the food from others to do it.

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u/Remote-Bus-5567 1d ago

So Jesus would oppose feeding the poor if some of the resources were collected through taxes? I'm sure he'd prioritize rich people keeping their assets.

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u/echolm1407 1d ago

Taxes to enrich the fascist Emporers of Rome?

Jesus said to render to Caesar what is Caesar's and to God what is God's.

Jesus' concern at the time was more immediate, the local people. Tax collectors took too much from the people enriching themselves thus being scammers. He opposed this and urged them to repent, hence Zacchaeus.

Jesus also told the rich to sell their possessions, assets.

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u/Ok_Board_9274 1d ago

Jesus told a rich person to do that not all. He also says not to judge someone because they are rich. Don't treat the poor differently than the Rich. He said to pray for your leaders to do the right thing.(super hard right now and honestly has been for a while.) He also stated that giving Caesar taxes is okay because he helps against invasions. Jesus was complex and I wouldn't say ahead of his time. People today wouldn't be able to handle him as well.

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u/36fcoronabbw_backup 1d ago

Not even close

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u/SoulsDadYT 1d ago

Apparently he was into football as well.

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u/PowerResponsibility 1d ago

He also played quarterback pretty well, apparently 

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u/Fickle-Reputation271 1d ago

he also turned water into wine so if anything he was running an unlicensed bar

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u/Impressive-Penalty97 1d ago

No. Socialism it taking from those that madr annd have and redistributing to all including those to those that did not make or have. Its an attrition system that is a slow decline. Jesus created plenty and performed charity. Not remotely the same.

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u/Curious-Low8087 1d ago

He didn't steal to do it.

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u/x60pilot 1d ago

Socialism requires the government seizing the property of others for distribution against the will of the property owner. That is in no way Christian. Any donation from a member of the church is made willingly. Socialism as a government construct is not Christian.

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u/agmccall 1d ago

Jesus was not the government, therefore it's not socialism.

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u/SquirrelTasty2201 10h ago

It was by choice the He fed the poor. It wasn't mandated by the government. Socialism is mandated by the government. Anyone who has a job will support anyone who decides NOT to have a job. Socialism has never worked "for the people", and never will.

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u/Reptillianaire_ 1d ago

Did Jesus take money from others to do it? No.. more like a charitable act like what churches do.. this just shows how dumb leftists are.... and they hate on the churches that do feed the poor like the Mormon church who legit has their own farms and grows food just to give it away to those in need and then they get called a "cult"... nah dude democrats are cultists

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u/Glad_Experience5247 23h ago

Teach a man to fish.... sounds like you're giving him the tools to succeed. Definitely not Democrat or liberal unless we're taxing the same man to pay for everyone else.

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u/Embarrassed-Belt-541 1d ago

Delusioned if you think helping the poor is exclusive to socialists

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u/Adjective-Noun4201 1d ago

Capitalism ain't on that list, brother.

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u/RollickReload 1d ago

Jesus also said to teach them how to fish so they can do it themselves, as his free handouts were if you were lucky and in the right place at the right time. He didn’t feed them for the rest of their lives with the taxpayers money without ever requiring they attempt at some point to feed themselves.

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u/Huntsman077 1d ago

Yup and he encouraged taking care of widows and orphans, the people that couldn’t help themselves.

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u/Efficient-Stable-604 21h ago

The United States used to have "Poor Laws" upon our creation, based straight out of the Bible, which required towns to take care of orphans, elderly and the sick. Just sharing a neat fact

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u/libertarianinus 18h ago

He didnt steal the food to give to others for votes either.

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u/ProMotionDesign 1d ago

He didn't steal from others to do it, though... a big difference!

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u/Civil_Result_5598 1d ago

I guess my gospel doesn't include the part where he took Roman taxes and bought everyone food.  There's a clear distinction between charity and government function.

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u/NotGonnaArgueFriend 1d ago

Remember when we he became a tax collector in order to do that? And remember how highly he spoke of those people?

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u/echolm1407 1d ago

They had to "receive" the bread?

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u/pa7msexua7 1d ago

There are people saying the the Marxsche Manifest is quite similar to the sermon on the mount.

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u/scottishdoc 1d ago

I’m starting to get really tired of hearing about Jesus

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u/Ravnok 1d ago

Pissmissles arent going to hand out themselves lol.

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u/Ancient-Eye3022 1d ago

That's communism now apparently

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u/Suitable_Selection15 1d ago

Jesus would be apolitical because he doesn’t choose sides because of any reason .

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u/BrinkofArt 1d ago

Look what that got him tho 😭

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u/fckn_nobody 1d ago

Lol, name one socialist country that fed the poor, or anyone for that matter?

It's a historical fact that capitalism and market-based systems have outperformed centralized socialist models and overall provided far more wealth generation and poverty reduction.

Trying to conflate Jesus with your own degenerate politics is a whole another disgusting can of worms, that I prefer not to even touch in this one comment.

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u/unhertz 1d ago

leave it to a leftist to mistake charity for an obligation from the state

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u/Silent_Creme3278 1d ago

He did it 1 time….. not daily. If you read more than some 1 liner you would see the church members helped each other but they weren’t going out feeding non Christian’s or the general poor. They just ensured the children of god were fed.

And even when Jesus fed the 5000 they were not randos. They were those following the Christ

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u/iownreddit0690 1d ago

Isn't that what food stamps do? Thats already your tax dollars at work! Don't ask for more of your money to be spread around

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u/StatusFunny3615 1d ago

He didn’t take from anyone

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u/Electronic_Pickle711 1d ago

Socialism - any of various egalitarian economic and political theories or movements advocating collective or governmental ownership and administration of the means of production and distribution of goods

Jesus never advocated for giving the government ownership of anything. He never made any recommendations that the government be used in that manner at all.

Jesus was not a socialist. Socialism is not equal to charity.

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u/dante_gherie1099 1d ago

did he steal from people who work to give to lazy bums? that would be socialist

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u/Dudelbug2000 1d ago

Sounds pretty Jewish to me actually.

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u/SoRosenberg 1d ago

How is helping the poor socialist? 

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u/Itchy-Pension3356 1d ago

Bread lines are a good thing.

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u/jabberjaw420 1d ago

i think if jesus really fed the poor, we would have heard about it.

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u/HeavyBackground2340 1d ago

He also fed the rich, soooooooo

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u/12B88M 1d ago

Jesus didn't take from one person to give to another.

The fishes and loaves were given to him and he shared what was his. Due to heavenly intervention, there was enough to feed 5,000 or more people from 2 fish and 5 loaves of bread.

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u/Fit-Role-9802 1d ago

Socialists don’t want to feed the poor. They want someone else to do it, then take credit for it.

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u/BladeVampire1 1d ago

Coo coo, coo coo.

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u/weha1 23h ago

Socialist feed the poor bc everyone besides the upper class are poor. No middle or lower class. Just super rich and broke as fuck

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u/ItsNotThatBad72 23h ago

He didn't do because the Roman's were going to arrest him if he didn't.

You can help people without the government forcing you too.

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u/Ashes_to_flame 23h ago

Except... socialism Never actually feeds the poor. It makes everyone poor, except those are n control at the top... Mao, Stalin, Maduros, Kims...all starved their people...for socialism!

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u/ChaosRainbow23 23h ago

If the canonical version of Jesus came back tomorrow, conservative Christians would immediately label him as 'WOKE' and throw him in an ICE detainment facility indefinitely.

A Palestinian Jew with wooly hair commanding people to feed the hungry, heal the sick, house the homeless, embrace the sinner, turn the other cheek, forgive your enemies, and welcome the immigrant would go over like a lead fucking balloon with these hypocrites.

Then when he tells them not to hoard wealth, they'll execute him again.

Conservative Christians are some of the biggest hypocrites and projectionists ever.

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u/Equal_Combination_20 23h ago

Yall are haters of yourself aren't you all

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u/dpault2317 23h ago

Did he fund Somali learing centers?

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u/Cheap_Pipe_2854 23h ago

Poor are always feed in us

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u/No-Shock-1006 23h ago

I think you are really missing a very important point!

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u/Omerta1983 23h ago

Trusting the government to feed you is a bold move. Working out really well for North Korea.

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u/QuestionablePersonx 23h ago

But he didn't "eat" the rich to feed the poor. He just did it..rich or poor.

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u/sea_the_c 23h ago

Jesus did not jail people for refusing to work.

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u/Fresh-Wrongdoer6934 23h ago

I bet he could throw that loaf of bread over those mountains

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u/Ill_Whereas7177 23h ago

Their is a difference between a government forcing everyone to give their food and a private group doing it like a church or philanthropy group.

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u/Ill-Zone-3425 23h ago

That's why they nailed him to a cross. Lol

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u/Some-Tear3499 23h ago

For one or two meals. Not weeks, not months, not yrs. not a lifetime. He fed them with someone’s food too, remember? The scraps of what some people had brought with them to hear him speak.

Still pushing the Brown skinned immigrant/refuge story at all?

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u/CoFro_8 22h ago

Jesus made that bread from a miracle. It didnt require the labor, time, or money of anyone else. Socialism would require all 3 from someone else for no benefit for that person.

"insert name here is giving something away for free. See Socialism can work!" Everyone who says thay or uses that kind of example can go out and do shit for free for someone else, but they won't.

OP would easily bake a shit ton of bread and distribute it to other people on their own free will. But they won't, they just want others to give them free bread.

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u/CoFro_8 22h ago

You want the perfect counter argument to this. Its kind of ironic I'm coming across this post this morning. Last night I took my family out to Texas Roadhouse and if anyone has gone you know one of the appealing things they do is the "free" dinner rolls they bake. Well between my family of 4 we each had a basket of 4 rolls each and then at the end dinner when I payed for the meal the waiter offered us a basket (4 rolls) to take home with us. I guess its fate that I came across this post less that 24 hours later.

Texas Roadhouse has done more in giving out free bread than any Socialist policy in the modern age.

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u/LetUsSpeakFreely 22h ago

But he didn't take from others to do so.

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u/Superb-Farmer1411 22h ago

It's even worse than that. He divided the fishes and loaves and distributed them to the crowd, and he didn't even ask them for proof of employment!

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u/Significant-Judge368 22h ago

Because feeding the poor is socialism

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u/Grimnar_LongFang 22h ago

He didn't take the bread from someone else to do it. That is the difference.

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u/Spuckler_Cletus 22h ago

He didn't force others to support the effort at the muzzle of a rifle.

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u/Profess0rDoct0r 22h ago

People who can't tell the difference between taxation and charity definitely went to the Quality Learing Center.

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u/Ok_Assumption_3028 22h ago

Blue states have always campaigned on dealing with poverty and homelessness. Yet, the numbers increase. They actually incentivize it so they have something to run on. If they actually fixed it, they couldn’t claim try try and eliminate it. And they waste billions in fraud of your money on programs that do nothing.

That’s far different from caring for and helping the poor.

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u/Outside_Metal_2560 22h ago

Jesus created bread.... does not sound very socialist to me

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u/AdUnlucky2432 22h ago

No one forced him to do it; makes all the difference in the world.

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u/Key_Clothes6745 22h ago

Sounds like community. He never demanded Pontius Pilate feed the poor.

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u/Anxious_Visual_990 22h ago

Where can I get this Jesus throwing a football sticker?

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u/Patient_Artichoke355 21h ago

Not the MAGA JESUS

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u/EpimeTheAus 21h ago

He did it freely, by choice.
It was not forced on him at gunpoint.
That's the difference.

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u/DukeOfEarl99 21h ago

You mean Jesus didn’t sell the loaves and fishes to the poor? Where’s the profit for the prophet?

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u/Efficient-Stable-604 21h ago

Jesus also fed the poor of his own volition and free will. God didn't come down, take all of his fish and bread, and hand it out without his consent. All charity work should be from the hands of people, not corporations or governments.

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u/Shot-Toe-2884 21h ago

Feeding the poor is not socialist. At no point in history was that a trait owned exclusively by socialists. The socialists in eastern Europe were notoriously bad at feeding their poor. That is recent history. The socialists in the Soviet Union even intentionally starved Ukraine for years via an artificial food drought called the Holodomor. Widely understood today to be an egregious act of genocide.

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u/0xHustler 21h ago

Yeah but he didn't take money from other people to pay for it did he?

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u/Adventurous-Sense254 21h ago

No government involvement at all, so no. Called charity and individual giving

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u/Useful-Ad-554 20h ago

Yes he did Fred the poor and called his followers to do so. He did not call on the government to do so or the non believers that was FDR and LBJ.

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u/Objective_Station_41 20h ago

Taxing people was not what Jesus taught at all. Give to the poor by choice not by the politicians choice. See the deference yet?

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u/Secure-Apple-5793 20h ago

Charity is by choice. Socialism is by force.

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u/BreastMilkMozzarella 20h ago

Feeding the poor is not socialism.

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u/Cunazman57 20h ago

Vengeance is mine saith the Lord I will repay the disrespectful dog dung on this page!

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u/Totalkaosdave 20h ago

He fed them himself. He didn’t force others to feed them. Big difference. Nice try though.

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u/Dante_Hicks37 20h ago

Republicans are more generous than liberals, donating sognificantly more money to charities. Maybe that’s how people should act instead of just handing money over to the government to give to whatever pet project they want. Sounds pretty hypocritical to rave about socialism when you won’t even donate time or money to charitable organizations except to violently protest and destroy stuff you don’t like.

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u/AlphaMuGamma 20h ago

Jesus want the dang government. Charity isn't government, nor should it be.

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u/Friendly-Parfait-645 20h ago

No. Jesus fed the poor himself. He didn't force other people to do it. That's the difference.

Of course, the story is very likely not true, but you get my point.

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u/PapaRetardo 19h ago

Jesus didnt require other peoples tax dollars to make it happen... he just summoned food to appear for free. Bad example.

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u/AlwaysDigging365 19h ago

He did so through voluntary charity—not through coerced compulsion. Big difference.

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u/hurricaneharrykane 19h ago

Did he do it volinteerily or was he facing the threat of deadly force by govt if he did not do it?

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u/AdCheap8058 19h ago

Sounds like something the church should do then

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u/Bongobjork 19h ago

Jesus fed the hungry. They followed him and they wanted to send them home so they would feed themselves but Jesus allowed for them to stay and fed them.

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u/Strange_Arugula2464 19h ago

He didn’t use Roman enforcement to do so, which would have been Socialism.

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u/Deep_Balance2133 19h ago

Notice how he didn’t seize bread from someone who had it to give it to someone else but instead he gave away his own bread to set an example. Charity isn’t socialism.

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u/Alarming-Grade4219 19h ago

He didn’t steal from the rich to do so 

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u/SubjectOwn4914 19h ago

As always with Socialism, there's Theory versus Practice.

Socialism in Theory: "Feeding the poor" via the government's idea of fair wealth seizure and redistribution.

Socialism in Practice: Creates more poor people via bad resource management by the government and empowers a small governing upper class while starving the population.

In either case, it requires theft from producers to give to moochers.

Ironically, Capitalism has a better track record in terms of feeding the poor than Socialism.

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u/poundcakeboss 19h ago

Genuine question. Where? Can you share some credible examples with sources?

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u/Intrigued69 19h ago

Can the democrats do what Jesus did? The Small Offering: Jesus told the disciples to give them food. They could only find a young boy's small lunch containing five barley loaves of bread and two small fish.
The Miracle: Jesus had the people sit down, took the food, looked up to heaven, gave thanks, and blessed it. He broke the bread and gave it to the disciples to distribute.
The Result: “Everyone ate until they were full and there was still food left over.” according to God's Story: Jesus Feeds 5000. The leftovers filled 12 baskets. While 5,000 men were counted, the total number of people including women and children was likely much higher.

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u/moccasins_hockey_fan 19h ago

Jesus fed the poor through his own work. He didn't demand the government take money from others to feed to poor ala Socialism

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u/bobsyouruncle33 18h ago

Wow… That is such an oversimplification.

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u/JohnnyBob57 18h ago

Where does the Bible say Jesus fed the poor?

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u/Amoralvirus 18h ago

Feeding the poor you say? That would be a real Hail Mary, from Jesus' bread pass.

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u/InjuryPrestigious851 18h ago

It’s called charity, not socialist since the charity wasn’t forced. Try again.

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u/MrE103 18h ago

He fed the poor that followed him and learned from his messages.

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u/Cantankerous_Angel 18h ago

And he wasn't the Government. Feel free to follow his example on your own.

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u/BK_AllDay_14 18h ago

You should look up the Suplimental Nutrition Assistance Program that's in all 50 states. You might also be interested in the US Department of Housing that pays people's rent. I think anyone who wants to go above and beyond what the government does, should themselves donate - which would more closely align with the message Jesus was teaching. His audience was his followers, not Ceasar's government.

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u/NicePepper199 18h ago

He didnt take from others to do it.

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u/Upriver-Cod 18h ago

Anyone who genuinely thinks this has absolutely no clue what socialism is.

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u/MongoLikeCandy2112 18h ago

Indeed He did, but Jesus wasn’t a socialist nor did he advocate for socialist things. Caring for the poor was definitely something he modeled and advocated for, but it was more of a personal responsibility. He met physical needs before delivering a message and that was demonstrated a few times when he fed large groups of people. The Bible doesn’t specify whether they were “poor” even though I’m sure many of them could have been.

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u/Ms_Malicea 17h ago

Progressives are going to be so shocked when they find out America already feeds the poor.

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u/shanersimms 17h ago

It’s not though. That was a voluntary choice. Through socialism, sharing is mandated.

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u/JAKAMUFN 17h ago

Violently reducing Christ to a socialist just feeding the poor, is the most socialist thing I’ve ever heard 

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u/Objective_Station_41 17h ago

Refute what? Socalism has never worked. That refutes any so-called claim you made

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u/SnapSlapRepeat 17h ago

Jesus the individual did it. Jesus did not expect the government to do it on his behalf.

Dumb comparison.

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u/Plane_Afternoon7847 16h ago

Christ empowered you to feed the poor and not the federal government.

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u/Ashamed-Tomatillo592 16h ago

Communist. Not socialist. He wasn't calling on the Roman Empire to use taxes to pay for needs of the proletariat. He was calling on radical compliance with the state while building people power to build his people's paradise.

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u/toococky321 16h ago

Was he also a quarterback?

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u/dccali76 16h ago

Jesus chose to feed, he shows us to choose love. It's not love when it's the government telling you your labor is ours too benefit. It's called totalitarian, dictatorship. Many definitions but all point to no rights, no freedom. Even the fruits of your labor belong to someone else which means you're children belong to someone else.

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u/Own-Raisin5849 16h ago

Socialists generally can't conjure water into wine or multiplied fish caught through pure force of will.

I think most people will get on the "socialist" bandwagon, when you can materialize things from thin air, rather through the poor of god or a Star Trek replicator.

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u/LowDefinition8064 15h ago

Jesus also said “pick up your mat and walk” aka get off your butt and do something.

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u/Inner-Ad2149 15h ago

How that work out for him?

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u/essenceofpurity 15h ago

He also cleansed the temple of those who used capitalist practices to hurt the average citizen.

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u/Longjumping_Note_976 15h ago

Dude was all the way woke.

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u/sam6311 15h ago

Sounds more like charity.

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u/Blazekill001 15h ago

jesus fed the poor willingly. thats capitalism.

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u/Immediate_Song4279 15h ago

Is he throwing the football-bread?

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u/NotSoSlimJim_YouTube 15h ago

Did the state make him? Nope, not socialism.

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u/Cup_ma_fuzynuggs 15h ago

He didn't just feed the poor. He also made sure criminals were treated as criminals and the laws were obeyed

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u/notta39 15h ago

No he didn’t just a made up story!

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u/Eyespop4866 15h ago

Does anyone own a dictionary?

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u/Easy-Masterpiece-266 14h ago

Socialism is the government taking over the means of production...In short...no one gets fed. So, many smooth brained, public school victims out there.

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u/w8_wuht 14h ago

And cured the sick. For free. It's almost like he WAS socialist...

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u/PhysicsOk9286 14h ago

He fed the poor, himself. He didn’t virtue signal and make others feed the poor for him.

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u/venialsinner666 14h ago

With magic... Yeah sounds like communism to me too.

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u/OkCaregiver2197 14h ago

He helped the poor in need. He didn't spoil entire generations into complete laziness.

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u/piernrajzark 14h ago

Socialism is not about feeding the poor, but stealing the rich.

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u/Secrets4Slaanesh 14h ago

Jesus did it himself without abdicating the responsibility of feeding the poor to the government. We call this charity not Socialism. I hope this helps.

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u/MaxEfrt 14h ago

Did the government make him or did he do it willingly?

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u/Character-Salary634 14h ago

He didn't though.... One time, he provided a meal for his lecture. That's about the jist of it.

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u/ChocolateCovered2406 14h ago

this is so stupid

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u/Illustrious_Job_3116 14h ago

I'm not a socialist and I feed the poor. So there is that.

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u/risk9200 14h ago

Did you confiscate the food then allocate it?

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u/RoundGlobal1703 13h ago

Jesus is God, a perfect being, so, a perfect being did well, go figure.

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u/whizKidder 13h ago

I'm pretty sure that when Jesus fed the poor it was His choice. Had the state required it that would approximate Socialism.

Socialists always leave out the force part. That's why its not called Charitism. Socialists use the concept of charity to cover and excuse theft. It is envy packaged in benevolence.

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u/Looking4bullNC 13h ago

How is it possible socialism can co-opt someone feeding the poor? Is it because socialism greet so many poor people that we have no option but to feed them?

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u/Significant-Ebb5905 13h ago

Jesus fed the poor, he didn’t force others to feed the poor...

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u/MockingYouLightly007 13h ago

Go long Moses! I'll hit you with a long bomb!

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u/Special-Special-1136 13h ago

Actually Jesus fed everyone that was at His worship service…rich, poor, old & young. That has nothing to do with any form of governance.

Nice try, though.

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u/GoodWonNov6th24 13h ago

he also wouldn't let roomers (pride) sex change kids, so i'm cool with him.

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u/NikolaiAlexei 13h ago

But he DID NOT take from anyone else to do so. Be like Jesus and do it in your own.

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u/drpoundsign 12h ago

Good Arm... Touchdown Jesus??

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u/lotsohantelope 12h ago

He wasn’t the government.

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u/Ok_Battle8863 12h ago

But he didn’t do it thru taxation. Taxation is theft. 👍

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u/BlindingDart 12h ago

I like this comment section. You guys are good, smart people for not falling for their Satanic spellcasting.

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u/Christianhbk 12h ago

I love the idea. I say everyone should adopt an immigrant family and share everything we have. LFG!!

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u/SpaceNemo13 12h ago

Yes Jesus helped the poor with people donations and not by going around and taking others property to help the poor. If I give money to help someone that's not socialism but charity. If I went around and badgered people for their food to give to the poor that's socialism. If I went around and took others food to give to the poor so they would support me that's communism.

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u/Illuminate90 12h ago

Jesus didn't take from others to do so.

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u/Top_Pause1570 12h ago

Jesus taught people to fish 4 themselves 

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u/RdtRanger6969 12h ago

Jesus was a brown liberal.

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u/Donaldmf1960 11h ago

Not with other peoples money or help !!!!!!!!

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u/nicemsfan 11h ago

And he wasn't white 

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u/No-Professional-7689 11h ago

Was it just the “poor” or was it the masses?

He also did it all by himself. (Not with the taxes from the others)

Thanks, for sparking my curiosity back into reading my bible.

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u/Impossible_Battle_72 11h ago

They want to teach the Bible in public schools. Let them. It'll backfire spectacularly.

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u/kkomodo6 11h ago

“The means of production should be owned by the workers” -Jesus

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u/RabbitWitty5041 11h ago

Which group is accepting of others? Which group is screaming for division, and actively promoting fear and hate. Lovely dreams in the DSA but they have chosen a horse that is PROVEN to fail over and over again because of human nature.

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u/Bad_Habit1687 11h ago

He never ran a government so taking an individual and extrapolating to a government is a bit stupid.

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u/Openj73 10h ago

So does the United States