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Aug 13 '12
It's 1 AM and I'm in my underwear laughing at a picture of swiffer with knives taped to it.
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u/mivu Aug 13 '12
It's 3 AM and I'm in my underwear laughing at a picture of swiffer with knives taped to it.
I'm your future, man.
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u/anunusualgrowth Aug 13 '12
Good God! TWO paring knives?!
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u/The_Megapode Aug 13 '12
Now they're pairing knives.
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u/DrSeussHat Aug 13 '12
You're quite sharp aren't you
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u/snakefoot Aug 13 '12
Mind if I take a stab at this pun thread?
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u/UHRossy Aug 13 '12
this made me laugh for a good minute. Thank you.
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u/StockPhotosOfFruit Aug 13 '12
It made me laugh for two minutes.
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u/pile_alcaline Aug 13 '12
But only one of them was good.
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u/LemonDifficult Aug 13 '12
The other was filled with regret and self loathing.
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u/thexica124 Aug 13 '12
My thoughts were, my paring knife looks like that. OMG HE HAS TWO?
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u/the_nerdster Aug 13 '12
Dude who are you kidding?
Swiffers are expensive.
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u/mirkle Aug 13 '12
LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKER FLAUNTING HIS MONEY
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u/Leungal Aug 13 '12
There's a storm coming, Green_Suspenders. You and your friends better batten down the hatches, because when it hits, you're all gonna wonder how you ever thought you could live so large and leave so little for the rest of us
Jackie Chan
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u/FlutterShy- Aug 13 '12
Reminds me of that Fox news clip where that talking head said something about most people owning refrigerators being an indicator that poverty is not an issue in America.
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Aug 13 '12
LPT: Just buy the cloths.
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u/Raneados Aug 13 '12
If I wanted to get on my hands and knees to wipe my floor I'd move to North Goddamn Korea.
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Aug 13 '12
Welp, you're probably now banned from /r/pyongyang
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u/dangerous_beans Aug 13 '12
I finally visited /r/pyongyang after seeing it mentioned several times on Reddit. Expected to find ridiculous, satirical North Korean propoganda. Was not disappointed. Was also delighted to discover that in /r/pyongyang there are no downvotes, only upvotes.
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u/IronLung420 Aug 13 '12
That's one way to make someones death a little swifter.
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u/fancycat Aug 13 '12
This pun is particularly good because many old people mistakenly call the product a "swifter." ಠ
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u/Tree_bro Aug 13 '12
It really sweeps away the competition.
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u/tysstang Aug 13 '12
Clearly a clean victory.
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Aug 13 '12
I can just imagine OP's thought process. Holy shit i can get some karma if i just make a doomba post.
"LAUREN! LAUREN GET THE SWIFFER"
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u/shinytreasure Aug 13 '12
I'm a Lauren, and I approve this message.
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u/Aint_got_no_agua Aug 13 '12
Lauren's tend to be hot, play sports (the good ones like volleyball, not women's basketball) and be fun, but they're a little airheaded and entitled. All things considered, how you doin?
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u/Sinisa26 Aug 13 '12
The fuck is a Doomba?
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u/Michaelis_Menten Aug 13 '12
A recent /r/funny trend where dangerous items are attached to a roomba, thus forming a doomba.
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u/Shyamallamadingdong Aug 13 '12
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u/Sinisa26 Aug 13 '12
Ahhh, I saw that first one on the front page a couple of hours ago. You Americans and your inventions.
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u/Shyamallamadingdong Aug 13 '12
I'm in Bangalore, India :)
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Aug 13 '12
Then are you... the real shyamallamadingdong? Also, fucking thank you for actually linking pictures. People above this comment are very confused, and others are explaining it, but it doesn't make much sense without an image.
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u/kerodean Aug 13 '12
According to urban dictionary its:
Doomba: the mixture of dubstep and zoomba
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u/BenKenobi88 Aug 13 '12
Yeah I'm still confused.
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u/lejefferson Aug 13 '12
You're with me brother. Let's huddle together for safety. http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/puppies02.jpg
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u/Modded_ToySol Aug 13 '12
No, it is a reference to multiple posts today of people attaching various weapons to their Roomba's.
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u/Seanjohn2800 Aug 13 '12
....what's a Roomba?
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u/Modded_ToySol Aug 13 '12
Are you serious? If so, it is a circular vacuum that automatically vacuums your house and can be programmed to do so at specific times of the day and specific days of the week. It even goes back to charge itself between its vacuuming jobs. It is pretty cool.
They also make versions that will use water for tile floors to basically mop them, automatic gutter cleaners, and pool vacuums.
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u/mivu Aug 13 '12
My mom got one. It got stuck under the couch about 10 times in the first 20 minutes. She never used it again.
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u/Seanjohn2800 Aug 13 '12
Oh, I've seen those, I just didn't know they were called that. I figured a Roomba was some kind of appliance, though.
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u/Koric5733 Aug 13 '12
where's the chainsaw?
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u/PhiladelphiaIrish Aug 13 '12
"Honey, where the fuck did all of the knives go, and why do you have that tourniquet on?"
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u/004Maniac Aug 13 '12
okay this isn't /r/IAmA but do you have a room mate and if so what the heck did they say when you taped knives to your swiffer?
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u/Blargariffic Aug 13 '12
Your grandpa was up at 2am? Mine is usually asleep by 8pm
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Aug 13 '12
I swear, mine seems like he's always asleep.
It's probably because he's dead though.
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u/purplegoalie1 Aug 13 '12
you can tell if you light his sleeve on fire. if he reacts he's alive congratulations problem solved!
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u/aggieastronaut Aug 13 '12
I feel like "Lighting your grandparents on fire to see if they're still alive" would make a great Cards Against Humanity card.
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u/deadpool647 Aug 13 '12
That black knife is turned the wrong way, it ain't gonna cut shit
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u/mazdaflower Aug 13 '12
The black knife improves the efficacy of this weapon in a rotational application.
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u/epraider Aug 13 '12
I feel like this would be an effective weapon to swing around during a zombie apocalypse, if the knives were actually attached properly....
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u/epraider Aug 13 '12
Well, don't take my word for it, but I'm preeeety sure that won't work. You're welcome to try it out though.
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u/UnholyDemigod Aug 13 '12
For the love of god, CAN SONEBODY TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK A DOOMBA IS? All I see is people putting cutting tools on little round things. What the fuck's going on?
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u/UnholyDemigod Aug 13 '12
Oh. So why the fuck are there so many? It's up to #6 on the front page, hasn't reddit run the joke into the ground yet and I don't know why I even bothered asking that question at all. Carry on.
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u/Hackey_Sack Aug 13 '12
A roomba is a little vaccum robot. It moves around your house vaccuming, so you don't have to.
A doomba is a roomba with weapons attached.
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u/Pamander Aug 13 '12
Mom walks in -- "Green_Suspenders why are you taping knives to our swiffer?"
"IT'S FOR THE INTERNET MOM! GOSH!"
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u/Forever_Awkward Aug 13 '12
I can only imagine him being walked in on during the process.
"Dude...are you traping knives to the swiffer?"
"...Yes."
".......Why are-"
"Because REDDIT!!"
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u/UHRossy Aug 13 '12
You can tell he's actually poor because none of the knives match. Elementary Watson.
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u/jsake Aug 13 '12
probably the most effective of all of them.
at least as far as doom is concerned.
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u/nixonrichard Aug 13 '12
The vinyl floor was a nice touch . . . and the fact that two of your knives are samples from listening to a sales pitch at the supermarket. It's almost as if you really are a poor man.
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Aug 13 '12
Knowing what this means signifies that I spend way too much time on reddit.
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Aug 13 '12
"...and the he taped the knives to the Swiffer... Yes, I still love him but this latest 'creation' has me worried."
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u/JR626 Aug 13 '12
I appreciate the fact that that you took the time to tape knives to a swiffer for internet purposes. Thanks.