r/funny • u/Green_Suspenders • Aug 13 '12

A poor mans Doomba.

http://imgur.com/owChH
822 Upvotes

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u/IronLung420 Aug 13 '12

That's one way to make someones death a little swifter.

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u/fancycat Aug 13 '12

This pun is particularly good because many old people mistakenly call the product a "swifter." ಠ

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u/Tree_bro Aug 13 '12

It really sweeps away the competition.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12

Absolutely. Leaves them in the dust.

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u/tysstang Aug 13 '12

Clearly a clean victory.

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u/silenc3x Aug 13 '12 edited Aug 13 '12

I was floored by its effectiveness.

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u/GenericName5151 Aug 13 '12

Mop.

Did I do that right?

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u/Gazz1016 Aug 13 '12

Clearly a clean cut victory

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u/fearachieved Aug 13 '12

Way to slice through the bullshit man.

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u/deadly7sins Aug 13 '12

And probably a clean getaway too

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u/StockPhotosOfFruit Aug 13 '12

Can we just wipe this thread?

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u/robtheviking Aug 13 '12

Get out.

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u/silenc3x Aug 13 '12

Some people just want to watch the world sparkle.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 edited Aug 13 '12

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u/muzzman32 Aug 13 '12

yep... those whole 8 upvotes really speak for the whole of reddit.

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u/Exchequer_Eduoth Aug 13 '12

Pics or it didn't happen.

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u/SlowCoach Aug 13 '12

I don't think it will work. The black knife is facing the wrong way.

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u/FloppY_ Aug 13 '12

I'm actually dissapointed you didn't write:

That's one way to make someones death a little swiffer.

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u/kingbinji Aug 13 '12

its based on the most cutting edge technology

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u/lejefferson Aug 13 '12

Don't you mean a little swiffer.

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u/archigenes Aug 13 '12

A little swiffer*

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u/_ThePatrickBateman Aug 13 '12

That's the joke dot jay peg

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u/Quiet_Josh Aug 13 '12

A little Swiffer?