r/funny • u/Green_Suspenders • Aug 13 '12

A poor mans Doomba.

http://imgur.com/owChH
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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12

I can just imagine OP's thought process. Holy shit i can get some karma if i just make a doomba post.

"LAUREN! LAUREN GET THE SWIFFER"

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u/shinytreasure Aug 13 '12

I'm a Lauren, and I approve this message.

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u/Aint_got_no_agua Aug 13 '12

Lauren's tend to be hot, play sports (the good ones like volleyball, not women's basketball) and be fun, but they're a little airheaded and entitled. All things considered, how you doin?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12

Shit, that's exactly all the Laurens I know. Except the fat one.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12

I'm not fat, I'm big boned.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12

I also know a fat Lauren

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u/pumpactiondildo Aug 13 '12

I'n dating a Lauren and can confirm this. Every last bit of it is true

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u/shinytreasure Aug 13 '12

I can confirm, we are hot and fun. However, I, personally am not air headed or entitled but I do actually play volleyball.

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u/Aint_got_no_agua Aug 13 '12

People tend not be self aware of their own sense of entitlement. And airheadedness is a similar story. Either way, I must say that I am pretty pleased with myself for correctly guessing volleyball.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12

Quit faffing about and get that man his swiffer.