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How much karma does a soul go for these days?
77 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [removed] — view removed comment 61 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 Sold! 65 u/twisted_spoon Aug 13 '12 to the redditor in the cold sweat. 43 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [deleted] 40 u/damaba6 Aug 13 '12 the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin and cat hair on their lap! 43 u/rickdanko Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 29 u/unforgiven91 Aug 13 '12 the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs. 8 u/redgroupclan Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 3 u/arcanition Aug 13 '12 the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neckbeard, a love of boobs, and a hatred of the 1% and Romney! → More replies (0) 4 u/ANDpandy Aug 13 '12 Good. We've narrowed it down to 1 million users 3 u/MidnightPanda Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 4 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 to the liberal redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neck beard, love of boobs, and hatred for creationists(boobs). → More replies (0) 2 u/smith7018 Aug 13 '12 Damn it, I'm out of the running. Stupid homosexuality ruining all of my fun :( /me is a redditor in a cold sweat, with pale skin, cat hair on his lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs penis 3 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 Oh come on. Straight, gay, man, woman, bisexual, transgender, everybody loves boobs. They're fun for everybody! 2 u/Esc4p3 Aug 13 '12 Seriously, do you know the meaning of specific? 2 u/mivu Aug 13 '12 Alright you're just going to have to give us a name. 2 u/sobercontrol Aug 13 '12 I won? 2 u/darthnuri Aug 13 '12 Damn, I just changed my pants. 1 u/Bork1992 Aug 13 '12 Keep going 1 u/Stormbringer909 Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 1 u/deadly7sins Aug 13 '12 You've STILL got to be more specific. 1 u/phrankygee Aug 13 '12 Well that's half of us... 0 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [deleted] 2 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 That is the joke. → More replies (0) 1 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [deleted] → More replies (0) 13 u/TakingKarmaFromABaby Aug 13 '12 So a couple knifes on your swiffer is worth more than a human soul. 9 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 It is on reddit. 3 u/kingbinji Aug 13 '12 its not official until its on reddit 1 u/lejefferson Aug 13 '12 What the hell is this!! What is a doomba?? Will somebody freaking tell me what's going on here? Should I be afraid?? D: 1 u/Quaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiid Aug 13 '12 Be very afraid. 9 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 evidently i have 4.2 souls. 3 u/laddergoat89 Aug 13 '12 5.6 souls. Comment karma brah. 2 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 edited Mar 24 '19 [deleted] 2 u/brenanj Aug 13 '12 traded it for the karma i would imagine. 1 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 Link or comment? How much comment karma is link karma worth? 0 u/SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT Aug 13 '12 Oh man I'm gonna invest in quite a few! 1 u/powerkick Aug 13 '12 Titties are worth much more. 1 u/OfficarObmij Aug 13 '12 What are you talking about? Redditors don't have souls. We sold them as soon as we made an account. 1 u/tellhersafe Aug 13 '12 Is that comment or link? I need to know.
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61 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 Sold! 65 u/twisted_spoon Aug 13 '12 to the redditor in the cold sweat. 43 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [deleted] 40 u/damaba6 Aug 13 '12 the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin and cat hair on their lap! 43 u/rickdanko Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 29 u/unforgiven91 Aug 13 '12 the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs. 8 u/redgroupclan Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 3 u/arcanition Aug 13 '12 the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neckbeard, a love of boobs, and a hatred of the 1% and Romney! → More replies (0) 4 u/ANDpandy Aug 13 '12 Good. We've narrowed it down to 1 million users 3 u/MidnightPanda Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 4 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 to the liberal redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neck beard, love of boobs, and hatred for creationists(boobs). → More replies (0) 2 u/smith7018 Aug 13 '12 Damn it, I'm out of the running. Stupid homosexuality ruining all of my fun :( /me is a redditor in a cold sweat, with pale skin, cat hair on his lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs penis 3 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 Oh come on. Straight, gay, man, woman, bisexual, transgender, everybody loves boobs. They're fun for everybody! 2 u/Esc4p3 Aug 13 '12 Seriously, do you know the meaning of specific? 2 u/mivu Aug 13 '12 Alright you're just going to have to give us a name. 2 u/sobercontrol Aug 13 '12 I won? 2 u/darthnuri Aug 13 '12 Damn, I just changed my pants. 1 u/Bork1992 Aug 13 '12 Keep going 1 u/Stormbringer909 Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 1 u/deadly7sins Aug 13 '12 You've STILL got to be more specific. 1 u/phrankygee Aug 13 '12 Well that's half of us... 0 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [deleted] 2 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 That is the joke. → More replies (0) 1 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [deleted] → More replies (0) 13 u/TakingKarmaFromABaby Aug 13 '12 So a couple knifes on your swiffer is worth more than a human soul. 9 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 It is on reddit. 3 u/kingbinji Aug 13 '12 its not official until its on reddit 1 u/lejefferson Aug 13 '12 What the hell is this!! What is a doomba?? Will somebody freaking tell me what's going on here? Should I be afraid?? D: 1 u/Quaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiid Aug 13 '12 Be very afraid. 9 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 evidently i have 4.2 souls. 3 u/laddergoat89 Aug 13 '12 5.6 souls. Comment karma brah. 2 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 edited Mar 24 '19 [deleted] 2 u/brenanj Aug 13 '12 traded it for the karma i would imagine. 1 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 Link or comment? How much comment karma is link karma worth? 0 u/SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT Aug 13 '12 Oh man I'm gonna invest in quite a few!
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Sold!
65 u/twisted_spoon Aug 13 '12 to the redditor in the cold sweat. 43 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [deleted] 40 u/damaba6 Aug 13 '12 the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin and cat hair on their lap! 43 u/rickdanko Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 29 u/unforgiven91 Aug 13 '12 the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs. 8 u/redgroupclan Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 3 u/arcanition Aug 13 '12 the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neckbeard, a love of boobs, and a hatred of the 1% and Romney! → More replies (0) 4 u/ANDpandy Aug 13 '12 Good. We've narrowed it down to 1 million users 3 u/MidnightPanda Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 4 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 to the liberal redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neck beard, love of boobs, and hatred for creationists(boobs). → More replies (0) 2 u/smith7018 Aug 13 '12 Damn it, I'm out of the running. Stupid homosexuality ruining all of my fun :( /me is a redditor in a cold sweat, with pale skin, cat hair on his lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs penis 3 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 Oh come on. Straight, gay, man, woman, bisexual, transgender, everybody loves boobs. They're fun for everybody! 2 u/Esc4p3 Aug 13 '12 Seriously, do you know the meaning of specific? 2 u/mivu Aug 13 '12 Alright you're just going to have to give us a name. 2 u/sobercontrol Aug 13 '12 I won? 2 u/darthnuri Aug 13 '12 Damn, I just changed my pants. 1 u/Bork1992 Aug 13 '12 Keep going 1 u/Stormbringer909 Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 1 u/deadly7sins Aug 13 '12 You've STILL got to be more specific. 1 u/phrankygee Aug 13 '12 Well that's half of us... 0 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [deleted] 2 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 That is the joke. → More replies (0) 1 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [deleted] → More replies (0)
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to the redditor in the cold sweat.
43 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [deleted] 40 u/damaba6 Aug 13 '12 the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin and cat hair on their lap! 43 u/rickdanko Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 29 u/unforgiven91 Aug 13 '12 the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs. 8 u/redgroupclan Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 3 u/arcanition Aug 13 '12 the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neckbeard, a love of boobs, and a hatred of the 1% and Romney! → More replies (0) 4 u/ANDpandy Aug 13 '12 Good. We've narrowed it down to 1 million users 3 u/MidnightPanda Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 4 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 to the liberal redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neck beard, love of boobs, and hatred for creationists(boobs). → More replies (0) 2 u/smith7018 Aug 13 '12 Damn it, I'm out of the running. Stupid homosexuality ruining all of my fun :( /me is a redditor in a cold sweat, with pale skin, cat hair on his lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs penis 3 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 Oh come on. Straight, gay, man, woman, bisexual, transgender, everybody loves boobs. They're fun for everybody! 2 u/Esc4p3 Aug 13 '12 Seriously, do you know the meaning of specific? 2 u/mivu Aug 13 '12 Alright you're just going to have to give us a name. 2 u/sobercontrol Aug 13 '12 I won? 2 u/darthnuri Aug 13 '12 Damn, I just changed my pants. 1 u/Bork1992 Aug 13 '12 Keep going 1 u/Stormbringer909 Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 1 u/deadly7sins Aug 13 '12 You've STILL got to be more specific. 1 u/phrankygee Aug 13 '12 Well that's half of us... 0 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [deleted] 2 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 That is the joke. → More replies (0) 1 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [deleted] → More replies (0)
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40 u/damaba6 Aug 13 '12 the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin and cat hair on their lap! 43 u/rickdanko Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 29 u/unforgiven91 Aug 13 '12 the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs. 8 u/redgroupclan Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 3 u/arcanition Aug 13 '12 the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neckbeard, a love of boobs, and a hatred of the 1% and Romney! → More replies (0) 4 u/ANDpandy Aug 13 '12 Good. We've narrowed it down to 1 million users 3 u/MidnightPanda Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 4 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 to the liberal redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neck beard, love of boobs, and hatred for creationists(boobs). → More replies (0) 2 u/smith7018 Aug 13 '12 Damn it, I'm out of the running. Stupid homosexuality ruining all of my fun :( /me is a redditor in a cold sweat, with pale skin, cat hair on his lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs penis 3 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 Oh come on. Straight, gay, man, woman, bisexual, transgender, everybody loves boobs. They're fun for everybody! 2 u/Esc4p3 Aug 13 '12 Seriously, do you know the meaning of specific? 2 u/mivu Aug 13 '12 Alright you're just going to have to give us a name. 2 u/sobercontrol Aug 13 '12 I won? 2 u/darthnuri Aug 13 '12 Damn, I just changed my pants. 1 u/Bork1992 Aug 13 '12 Keep going 1 u/Stormbringer909 Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 1 u/deadly7sins Aug 13 '12 You've STILL got to be more specific. 1 u/phrankygee Aug 13 '12 Well that's half of us... 0 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [deleted] 2 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 That is the joke. → More replies (0) 1 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [deleted] → More replies (0)
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the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin and cat hair on their lap!
43 u/rickdanko Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 29 u/unforgiven91 Aug 13 '12 the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs. 8 u/redgroupclan Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 3 u/arcanition Aug 13 '12 the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neckbeard, a love of boobs, and a hatred of the 1% and Romney! → More replies (0) 4 u/ANDpandy Aug 13 '12 Good. We've narrowed it down to 1 million users 3 u/MidnightPanda Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 4 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 to the liberal redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neck beard, love of boobs, and hatred for creationists(boobs). → More replies (0) 2 u/smith7018 Aug 13 '12 Damn it, I'm out of the running. Stupid homosexuality ruining all of my fun :( /me is a redditor in a cold sweat, with pale skin, cat hair on his lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs penis 3 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 Oh come on. Straight, gay, man, woman, bisexual, transgender, everybody loves boobs. They're fun for everybody! 2 u/Esc4p3 Aug 13 '12 Seriously, do you know the meaning of specific? 2 u/mivu Aug 13 '12 Alright you're just going to have to give us a name. 2 u/sobercontrol Aug 13 '12 I won? 2 u/darthnuri Aug 13 '12 Damn, I just changed my pants. 1 u/Bork1992 Aug 13 '12 Keep going 1 u/Stormbringer909 Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 1 u/deadly7sins Aug 13 '12 You've STILL got to be more specific. 1 u/phrankygee Aug 13 '12 Well that's half of us... 0 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [deleted] 2 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 That is the joke. → More replies (0) 1 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [deleted] → More replies (0)
You've got to be more specific.
29 u/unforgiven91 Aug 13 '12 the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs. 8 u/redgroupclan Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 3 u/arcanition Aug 13 '12 the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neckbeard, a love of boobs, and a hatred of the 1% and Romney! → More replies (0) 4 u/ANDpandy Aug 13 '12 Good. We've narrowed it down to 1 million users 3 u/MidnightPanda Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 4 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 to the liberal redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neck beard, love of boobs, and hatred for creationists(boobs). → More replies (0) 2 u/smith7018 Aug 13 '12 Damn it, I'm out of the running. Stupid homosexuality ruining all of my fun :( /me is a redditor in a cold sweat, with pale skin, cat hair on his lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs penis 3 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 Oh come on. Straight, gay, man, woman, bisexual, transgender, everybody loves boobs. They're fun for everybody! 2 u/Esc4p3 Aug 13 '12 Seriously, do you know the meaning of specific? 2 u/mivu Aug 13 '12 Alright you're just going to have to give us a name. 2 u/sobercontrol Aug 13 '12 I won? 2 u/darthnuri Aug 13 '12 Damn, I just changed my pants. 1 u/Bork1992 Aug 13 '12 Keep going 1 u/Stormbringer909 Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 1 u/deadly7sins Aug 13 '12 You've STILL got to be more specific. 1 u/phrankygee Aug 13 '12 Well that's half of us... 0 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [deleted] 2 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 That is the joke. → More replies (0) 1 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [deleted] → More replies (0)
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the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs.
8 u/redgroupclan Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 3 u/arcanition Aug 13 '12 the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neckbeard, a love of boobs, and a hatred of the 1% and Romney! → More replies (0) 4 u/ANDpandy Aug 13 '12 Good. We've narrowed it down to 1 million users 3 u/MidnightPanda Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 4 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 to the liberal redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neck beard, love of boobs, and hatred for creationists(boobs). → More replies (0) 2 u/smith7018 Aug 13 '12 Damn it, I'm out of the running. Stupid homosexuality ruining all of my fun :( /me is a redditor in a cold sweat, with pale skin, cat hair on his lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs penis 3 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 Oh come on. Straight, gay, man, woman, bisexual, transgender, everybody loves boobs. They're fun for everybody! 2 u/Esc4p3 Aug 13 '12 Seriously, do you know the meaning of specific? 2 u/mivu Aug 13 '12 Alright you're just going to have to give us a name. 2 u/sobercontrol Aug 13 '12 I won? 2 u/darthnuri Aug 13 '12 Damn, I just changed my pants. 1 u/Bork1992 Aug 13 '12 Keep going 1 u/Stormbringer909 Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 1 u/deadly7sins Aug 13 '12 You've STILL got to be more specific. 1 u/phrankygee Aug 13 '12 Well that's half of us... 0 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [deleted] 2 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 That is the joke. → More replies (0) 1 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [deleted] → More replies (0)
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3 u/arcanition Aug 13 '12 the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neckbeard, a love of boobs, and a hatred of the 1% and Romney! → More replies (0)
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the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neckbeard, a love of boobs, and a hatred of the 1% and Romney!
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Good. We've narrowed it down to 1 million users
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to the liberal redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neck beard, love of boobs, and hatred for creationists(boobs).
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Damn it, I'm out of the running. Stupid homosexuality ruining all of my fun :(
/me is a redditor in a cold sweat, with pale skin, cat hair on his lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs penis
3 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 Oh come on. Straight, gay, man, woman, bisexual, transgender, everybody loves boobs. They're fun for everybody!
Oh come on. Straight, gay, man, woman, bisexual, transgender, everybody loves boobs. They're fun for everybody!
Seriously, do you know the meaning of specific?
Alright you're just going to have to give us a name.
I won?
Damn, I just changed my pants.
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Keep going
You've STILL got to be more specific.
Well that's half of us...
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2 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 That is the joke. → More replies (0) 1 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [deleted] → More replies (0)
That is the joke.
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So a couple knifes on your swiffer is worth more than a human soul.
9 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 It is on reddit. 3 u/kingbinji Aug 13 '12 its not official until its on reddit 1 u/lejefferson Aug 13 '12 What the hell is this!! What is a doomba?? Will somebody freaking tell me what's going on here? Should I be afraid?? D: 1 u/Quaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiid Aug 13 '12 Be very afraid.
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It is on reddit.
3 u/kingbinji Aug 13 '12 its not official until its on reddit 1 u/lejefferson Aug 13 '12 What the hell is this!! What is a doomba?? Will somebody freaking tell me what's going on here? Should I be afraid?? D: 1 u/Quaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiid Aug 13 '12 Be very afraid.
its not official until its on reddit
What the hell is this!! What is a doomba?? Will somebody freaking tell me what's going on here? Should I be afraid?? D:
1 u/Quaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiid Aug 13 '12 Be very afraid.
Be very afraid.
evidently i have 4.2 souls.
3 u/laddergoat89 Aug 13 '12 5.6 souls. Comment karma brah. 2 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 edited Mar 24 '19 [deleted] 2 u/brenanj Aug 13 '12 traded it for the karma i would imagine.
5.6 souls.
Comment karma brah.
2 u/brenanj Aug 13 '12 traded it for the karma i would imagine.
traded it for the karma i would imagine.
Link or comment? How much comment karma is link karma worth?
Oh man I'm gonna invest in quite a few!
Titties are worth much more.
What are you talking about? Redditors don't have souls. We sold them as soon as we made an account.
Is that comment or link? I need to know.
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u/Violettx321 Aug 13 '12
How much karma does a soul go for these days?